dog farts: is there any worse smell on god's green earth?

Brought the dog to work with me today and he's being ever such a good guy just curled up snoozing under the table, but holy mother of god, he keeps dropping the worst gas ever.

He's not normally a farty guy but the run to work must have upset his digestion. Hope no-one thinks it's me.

As a person who can't smell, I have to say dog farts are comedy gold.

just say in a loud voice "PACHEM! My lord little canis, you are one fartiopolious one today! My my my! The wafts from thy tryphyhole have brained many an farmer but this is worse!"

My parents once took my grandparents' boxer to lunch with them at a restaurant in Germany where it settled in nicely under the table, shielded from view by the tablecloth, and promptly began letting stinkbombs go. It got so bad that the ppl around them thought my parents were farting up a storm and had started whispering so my Dad lifted up the tablecloth and pointed to the dog before they asked for the check and made their exit.

between my dogs breath and ass its hell on earth.

Fresh cat shit is worse than dog farts.

then send the dog to heaven

can dogs take vegetarian diets?

Sure they can as long as they're getting all the nutrients they need. My dog mostly has this cereal-based vegan stuff to eat.

feed them bluberries- the ansewr to colon hell

Odours have abated here btw, and thankfully before our director got a facefull.

and it still lets loose bad farts? humhm

Aw, he's not usually a stinky boy, he was just trying to get me into trouble.

NO THERE IS NO WORSE SMELL

How can one dog make so much stink?

dog diarrhea is worse

our kitten has a tendency toward runny shits, and they can smell up the entire place, even from the litter box in the master bath way at the back of the apartment.

^^^kitty dude we adopted (and who'd had two surgeries on his poor ass for a prolapsed rectum problem) had some runny shits when he first came to us, and it was DEAR GOD WHY bad (and I'm pretty smell-tolerant in general).

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OK so here's the only joke I know about dog farts:

A nice but nervous young fellow named Bosley is invited over to meet his girlfriend's parents for the first time. Bosley has an anxious digestive tract under normal conditions, and the prospect of meeting the folks combined with the aftereffects of some curry the night before have his guts in a twist even before they open the door. He thinks he can maybe survive if he just sits still and smiles politely, but within 15 minutes of entering the living room, he feels gaseous rumblings below and tries to keep a straight face while answering pointed questions about his upbringing, his schooling and his professional prospects. Soon, though, it is apparent to him that he is going to need some kind of relief. Much to his joy, right around this time the family's chocolate lab, Nelson, comes padding into the room and conveniently curls up at Bosley's feet. The attention of the conversation has temporarily moved away from Bosley to his girlfriend's plans for grad school, and he thinks that maybe he can just let a small fart go without much notice. Shifting in his seat, he manages to pass some gas quietly. Unfortunately, he quickly realizes that the smell will not go undetected by the rest of the room. Indeed, his girlfriend's mother looks over sharply and says, "Nelson!" Relieved, young Bosley waits for another opportunity and, a few minutes later, lets go with just a bit more. This time, the mother looks over again and says "NELSON!" The dog looks up, bewildered, but the conversation goes on. Bosley decides that if he can get just one more good blast out, he might be OK for a while. So he scoots ever so slightly in his chair, and seconds later the rankest odor imaginable wafts through the air. At this, the lady of the house turns fiercely toward the dog and bellows, "NELSON, GET AWAY FROM THAT MAN BEFORE HE SHITS ON YOU!"

I swear to god he's going to stink me out of this apartment tonight. No way is he sleeping in the bed. Ok, who am I kidding? He always sleeps in the bed.

maybe it's his diet?

No. He's just stinky.

Henry farts once every like 3 months and they don't smell that bad honestly. However on the gross side, they normally happen when he's doing the puppy bow stretch and are totally audible and kind of loud.

hahaha I think I've only heard Benson fart once. They're always SBD. He's such a small little dude too. You'd never suspect it.

GF's adopted weimaraner was laying between us with his head near my feet, let possibly the worst fart I've ever encountered rip right into our faces.

I'm starting to think he's a master cock blocker.

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Hyde Huffington will not abide

awwwww

Omg that's a fucking awesome looking dude

Wife and I were fed onion soup last night and the result was about equivalent.

Kenny the Lurcher is spending the day here and let rip with an SBD skatol-bomb about an hour ago that made me reach for the notional gas mask. But waving a lit match/lighter over the smell takes care of it.