LA FAP.. Labor Day weekend?

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I'm so confused. How many freakin' LA FAPs are there?

Anyway, I'm interested in coming down to L.A. for labor day weekend, so what's the haps?

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 10 July 2003 16:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I heard that, like, at least two of the LA group were not around that weekend? Not sure if it is true. I'm interested as well!

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 10 July 2003 16:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes! Labor Day weekend FAP urgent and key. But who wasn't supposed to be around?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 10 July 2003 16:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Luna, Chaki? This is my foggy memory though.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 10 July 2003 16:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Also MSP FAP at the MN state fair that weekend.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 10 July 2003 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I think Luna said she's gonna be in N'Awlins then. Chaki is an unbound floatilla.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 10 July 2003 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Chaki ain't going anywhere, then. We're going to sit on him and make him stay here and perform for Ally.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I think Chaki has a show in Vegas and I gots a wedding in San Francisco.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Perform for me?!

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Perform for all of us, really. Or we could just all go to Vegas.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:14 (twenty-two years ago)

...are we all getting married?

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:15 (twenty-two years ago)

ILX LAS VEGAS MASS ELOPING FAP!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, ILX group marriage just like the Moonies.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/640000/images/_641588_wedding1.jpg

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Ok but who am I marrying? I'll need to plan.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, luna stole my question!

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:18 (twenty-two years ago)

*cough*

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe there's a spiritual avatar of ILX that's non-corporeal and you marry it. You know, like nuns are brides of Christ but in this case you can do whatever.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Nick, will you be my ilx mass marrying husband?

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:21 (twenty-two years ago)

You should all meet at the minnesota state fair.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm reading that as 'I should come to Vegas.'

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

vegas smegas

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought I made the answer to that clear enough with my strategically placed cough?

Ned's got a point though; it should be a totally cult-like group marriage where we're all married to this non-corporeal being and to each other and stuff! Then you've got like me and Chaki and Ned and Chris and Brian and Ed and Tom and everybody in y'all's's man-harem!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Well sometimes a girl just likes to know, yanno?

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:24 (twenty-two years ago)

*cue Dan saying "VEGAS SMEGMA!"*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Also yo, nza - I emailed yo' ass.

And group marriages are okay, but sometimes a girl needs a little one on one.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

NED ANSWER THE GODDAMNED QUESTION AND PICK A MAN FOR LUNA. Too late, she found her own, some cult leader you are.

Here's my gown! I'm all ready:

http://a1620.g.akamaitech.net/7/1620/806/c5cd371a552adb/images.theknot.com/stpucchi/spucs039195m.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I think Dan gets blamed for a lot of Ned's perviness.

Oh wait, that's totally warranted, isn't it?

Nevahmind.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I never SAID I was a cult leader, you lazy Ally. Lead the cult yourself.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm marrying Luna

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:28 (twenty-two years ago)

And then they all lez married up.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:29 (twenty-two years ago)

(cue Non-Phixion's "Cult Leader")

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Luna should wear this one:

http://a1316.g.akamaitech.net/7/1316/806/2395ffafc7c372/images.theknot.com/carmelasutera/802m.jpg

(I'm sorry, this all happened to coincide with us looking at bridal coture at work)

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Okay, but I'm already marrying Nick, Ally - does this mean we should move this bitch to Utah?

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:31 (twenty-two years ago)

YES! LET THE AMASSING OF THE HAREM BEGIN!

(I'm so ashamed of myself for having clicked 'submit' just now.)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Wait, yeah, that's true. Ok, then I pick Chaki.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Marriage as Pokemon. I ch-ch-choose YOU!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Honestly, I just want to wear a wedding dress. I might be willing to do this at a karaoke bar instead of an actual wedding.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Hang on - does this mean you aren't marrying me now, too?

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

LA DRUNKEN KARAOKE-WHILE-WEARING-WEDDING-DRESSES FAP MUAHAHA!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Ok ok I'll marry everyone in LA!

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Even Arnie?

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:38 (twenty-two years ago)

No no, silly, just me and chaki. And Spencer. And...

Oh. I see your point.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Okay, I'll do this. I'll get married. But I'm warning you, I'm gonna be dressing like this:
http://www.figmentfly.com/legend/gifs/fulldarkness.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:40 (twenty-two years ago)

We could all live together and be like the Brady Bunch but sexy.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey sug, it's your wedding day, wear what makes you happy.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Wait until your all really married, you fuckers.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:42 (twenty-two years ago)

(sorry to contribute so heavily to the derailment of your thread Brian!)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:42 (twenty-two years ago)

hey I *was* married, I know the score.

This time I want more sex, though.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I was almost married, until he went all Harvey but instead of "nice rabbit" it was "freaky Dante character" on me.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Sounds like a lucky miss to me

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:46 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.blarg.net/~dr_z/Movie_Posters/image/Harvey.jpg vs. http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38374000/jpg/_38374937_darko_300a.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Im kidding by the way, my marriage is fun. I do agree with the no sex part though. Thats ok, I have the internet.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)

If that guy has a cousin in South Carolina, I think I dated him.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)

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