sport and jazz are the same thing: proof by science follows

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the entire point is the unexpected variation within a conventional formal structure

― mark s (mark s), Friday, 11 July 2003 11:53 (twenty-two years ago)

but I love sport and hate Jazz.

I feel rent asunder

― chris (chris), Friday, 11 July 2003 11:54 (twenty-two years ago)

jeder mann sein einiger fußball — Dada motto

(or something like that, i don't do german)

(actual real Dada, not our busy pet)

― mark s (mark s), Friday, 11 July 2003 11:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Does this mean Johnny hates sport?

― MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 11 July 2003 11:56 (twenty-two years ago)

the manhattan transfer: unexpect the unexpected

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 11 July 2003 11:56 (twenty-two years ago)

some sports mags and jazz mags are the same thing

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 11 July 2003 11:58 (twenty-two years ago)

but can you get 'sports cigarettes'?

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 11 July 2003 11:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I need ROUTE ONE JAZZ.

― Tim (Tim), Friday, 11 July 2003 12:00 (twenty-two years ago)

boot it up to the big saxophonist

― chris (chris), Friday, 11 July 2003 12:05 (twenty-two years ago)

i love both. science is right again!

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 11 July 2003 12:26 (twenty-two years ago)

(I am the proof)

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 11 July 2003 12:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I hate sport! I hate jazz! Dammit, this looks sustainable!

― kate (kate), Friday, 11 July 2003 12:28 (twenty-two years ago)

that is not the entire point of sport! aweinspiring whomp whomp dominance is! hence sport and zeppelin are the same thing!

― James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 11 July 2003 12:30 (twenty-two years ago)

what would 'free sport' be then?

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Friday, 11 July 2003 13:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Calvinball.

― kate (kate), Friday, 11 July 2003 13:05 (twenty-two years ago)

that dada quote is the instructions for "free football"

(it's quoted correctly in ben wats0n's book on zappa)

― mark s (mark s), Friday, 11 July 2003 13:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I like football and jazz.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 11 July 2003 13:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I've been listening to more jazz lately, and throwing this metaphor around a little too much. Truth is, there's not a lot you can't compare to jazz. Sex is like jazz. Food is like jazz. Masturbating is like jazz. (wink) Anything that I like a lot is, in one way or another, like jazz.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 11 July 2003 13:12 (twenty-two years ago)

do you like Doritos? are Doritos like jazz?

― James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 11 July 2003 13:13 (twenty-two years ago)

sex is not like jazz and nor is food

― mark s (mark s), Friday, 11 July 2003 13:23 (twenty-two years ago)

That's because you're doing it wrong.

― NA. (Nick A.), Friday, 11 July 2003 13:25 (twenty-two years ago)

bad sex is plenty like jazz

― James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 11 July 2003 13:26 (twenty-two years ago)

EXTREME JAZZ!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 11 July 2003 13:26 (twenty-two years ago)

do the dew!

― James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 11 July 2003 13:26 (twenty-two years ago)

sex better be like free jazz.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 11 July 2003 13:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Weird, noisy and accessible only to a small percentage of the populace?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 11 July 2003 13:46 (twenty-two years ago)

free jizz is a bit like free jazz

― MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 11 July 2003 13:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Surely the point of sport is winning. Therefore it is like THE POP CHARTS!

― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Friday, 11 July 2003 13:49 (twenty-two years ago)

what abt those ppl who say "It's not the winning it's the taking part!"?

― MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 11 July 2003 13:50 (twenty-two years ago)

''Weird, noisy and accessible only to a small percentage of the populace?''

I meant as beautiful and ugly and rough at the same time. but you have a point with the accessible bit ;-)

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 11 July 2003 13:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Mark even sport must have its indieists.

― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Friday, 11 July 2003 13:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I never saw no one do spoons in jazz.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 11 July 2003 13:52 (twenty-two years ago)

what abt those ppl who say "It's not the winning it's the taking part!"?

-- MarkH (mark_e_heste...), July 11th, 2003 10:50 AM. (later) - these people aren't athletes

― James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 11 July 2003 13:52 (twenty-two years ago)

If sex were free jazz it would most often be accompanied by muffled snickers

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 11 July 2003 13:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Or - what if Marianne Faithful had dated Ornette Coleman?

― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Friday, 11 July 2003 13:57 (twenty-two years ago)

That was a Mars Bar, not a Snickers.

― kate (kate), Friday, 11 July 2003 13:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Kate I know that was the point of my joke!!!

― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Friday, 11 July 2003 13:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe Jazz is ike Korfball more.

― Pete (Pete), Friday, 11 July 2003 14:00 (twenty-two years ago)

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