Harlan Ellison - C or D?

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He's kind of the Steven Wells of sci-fi, but there was some good shit in 'Dangerous Visions'. I like the one about the retard kid, sci-fi premise being that the kid appeared to be taking longer to 'mature' because he was an evolutionary-next-step superbeing. Also, there was alot of stylistic range in that book, every story seemed to be by a different writer. (What? Oh. I must be retarded)

dave q, Friday, 11 July 2003 13:02 (twenty-two years ago)

angry candy: classic

kephm, Friday, 11 July 2003 13:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I've read better stories, but his attitude is classic. Such an arrogant little bastard. So pedantic. So unashamed.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 11 July 2003 13:09 (twenty-two years ago)

one of the things that kept me from going insane in my little small town as an adolescent was the library copy of Again, Dangerous Visions, which had even more weird shit and twisted druggy sexuality (Philip Jose Farmer story about a painter with a prehensile penis) than the first one. Our library also had a lot of his short stories--how many of you were 12-year-olds trying to figure out "'Repent!' Cried the Harlequin" or whatever the fuck that Isles of Langerhans story was? A lot, I'm guessing.

Neudonym, Friday, 11 July 2003 13:14 (twenty-two years ago)

My tattoo is an illustration from that book.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 11 July 2003 13:19 (twenty-two years ago)

A scabrously wonderful film critic. A surprisingly human and emotional fiction writer. But by all accounts, not someone you want to talk to or deal with much at all.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 11 July 2003 13:35 (twenty-two years ago)

He wrote me back when I was 12! I didn't understand the ending of his then-new story "Jeffty is Five," and he typed up a full page letter explaining most of it but still leaving enough room for me to figure it out myself. He'd Xeroxed the passage I'd overlooked and highlighted a few sentences, remarking "I have highlighted the salient sections for you." This was how I learned the word "salient."

My first writer-idol and so obviously hugely important to me; I think he can be very good, but would be better if he were a little less melodramatic, less impressed with himself. This may have more to do with how one leaves one's early idols behind than with his work, though. Search anything that makes use of Yiddish/faux-Yiddish, esp. "I'm Looking for Kadak" and "Prince Myshkin, and Hold the Relish."

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 11 July 2003 13:39 (twenty-two years ago)

John that is simply the coolest author-related story I've heard in many years. Ballsy to write to ask! I guess you didn't know that he was just as likely to fly to your house and punch you out, 12-yr-old or no.

Neudonym, Friday, 11 July 2003 14:04 (twenty-two years ago)

The computer game of I Have No Mouth etc etc was quite good.

adam (adam), Friday, 11 July 2003 14:21 (twenty-two years ago)

thanks for this thread dave i'll search something.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 11 July 2003 14:28 (twenty-two years ago)

"Jeffty is five" was always a favorite of mine, too. Didn't it win a '76-'77-'78 SF award or something? The idea of Jeffty's friend being able to hold on the pop culture of his youth through Jeffty had an enormous effect on me now that I think of it. But aside from a dozen or so stories, I think Ellison's usually better at non-fiction than fiction. Search: Harlan Ellison's Watching, The Glass Teat books, An Edge in My Voice. (Ok, I just looked at an Ellison bibliography and saw all the titles of stories I've liked so my "dozen or so stories" remark is crap, but I still like the non-fiction better, generally.) His account of working for Disney--"The three most important things in life"--is hilarious.

Hm. Now I see I haven't enough Ellison in long enough to comment beyond this.

Destroy? The aggro-enthusiastic-melodramtic attitude.

Paul Ess, Friday, 11 July 2003 15:03 (twenty-two years ago)

That should be ... I haven't read Ellison in long enough ...

Paul Ess, Friday, 11 July 2003 15:06 (twenty-two years ago)

he was a decent-to-great writer for much of the 60s and 70s, but man does he suck now

any "opinion" harlan ellison has ever offered on comics has been either just plain empty headed or opportunisitic bullshit to aid his friends

jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 11 July 2003 15:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Think "The Deathbird" was the first thing i read of his as a kid and while i didn't like it, i was fascinated by te structure he was using and i kept going back to it.

His anger can be bot he best and worst aspects of his writing. when channeled well as in "Driving in the Spikes" his essay on anger and revenge it is hilarious, beautifully detailed and evocative and it succeeds. Other times it can drive his piece off the tracks.

I'd agree that aside from a few stories his greater skill is in nonfiction pieces.

Just for putting Dangerous Visions together he'd deserve classic status but his writing also gives him that.

H (Heruy), Friday, 11 July 2003 15:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually, search his attempt to revive The Twilight Zone, which in its own way had some fine moments (the adaptation of (the non-Ellison-written) "Examination Day," one of the creepier stories I read in my youth, was especially good).

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 11 July 2003 16:27 (twenty-two years ago)

A few good stories, but Jess is right on his idiocy about comics, which is virtually endless.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 11 July 2003 16:48 (twenty-two years ago)

What has Ellison said about comics? Can someone fill me in?

Chriddof (Chriddof), Friday, 11 July 2003 19:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Loads of idiotic things. The best entertainment is in a video presented by him called something like The Great Comic Artists. It starts with Harl in a smoking jacket in front of shelves covered with leatherbound volumes saying something like "You may wonder why a writer who likes to place himself alongside Kafka is interested in comic books..."

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 11 July 2003 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

more info here: http://www.tcj.com/2_archives/e_groth0189.html

Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 11 July 2003 21:28 (twenty-two years ago)

His piece where he says something like "If we can assess literary greatness by how famous a character is..." is another great gem of rotten thinking.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 11 July 2003 21:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I lean toward dud with classic intervals. If you don't know the story of "The Last Dangerous Visions," go find a copy of "The Book on the Edge of Forever" and see for yourself what he's done to lots of people's best work... I would have much, much more tolerance for him if he were CAPABLE OF FREAKING FINISHING ANYTHING. I mean, I just got a book called "Vic & Blood" in the mail--it's the three stories about them that he published ages and ages ago, and he claims in the introduction that the novel "Blood's a Rover" is actually finished now, he just needs to change the last section from screenplay format to novel format. As if that will EVER happen. Let me point out that for all his talk Ellison has not actually completed a full-on novel entirely by himself since "Spider Kiss," and that was forty-two years ago.

Douglas (Douglas), Friday, 11 July 2003 21:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Douglas refers to a book by (I believe) Christopher Priest which details Ellison's endless self-promotion of the never-published-and-probably-never-will conclusion of the Dangerous Visions series (to explain -- it was supposed to have come out, oh, thirty years ago now). It pretty well explains why for all his good qualities he really just can't be dealt with.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 11 July 2003 21:45 (twenty-two years ago)

search: Spider Kiss, some of Deathbird Stories, the Lawrence Talbot/Isle of Langherhans story (I mean, what the hell was that?), "Repent, Harlequin! Said the Ticktockman," "Gopher in the Gilly," "A Boy and His Dog," "Pretty Maggie Moneyeyes," "Jeffty Is Five," "Driving in the Spikes," some of The Glass Teat, his original script for "City on the Edge of Forever" (but not his 60-page introduction to it), probably a few other things I'm forgetting.

as you can see I've read a lot of Ellison, but I rarely feel the need to read him anymore: the attitude seeps into his writing more and more as he gets older, and a little of that goes a long way.

Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 11 July 2003 21:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I still miss the Hour 25 show he used to co-host on KPFK in the mid-80s.

Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Saturday, 12 July 2003 16:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Which is where the short story "The Hour That Stretches Until..." originated.

Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Saturday, 12 July 2003 16:05 (twenty-two years ago)

three years pass...
[link I had missed hearing about this]http://www.tcj.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=413&Itemid=70[/i].

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 05:07 (nineteen years ago)

Even I can get tripped up with this stuff.

Again.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 05:08 (nineteen years ago)

what is it about?

kenan, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 05:53 (nineteen years ago)

ttp is not a registered protocol!

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

That wasn't even my problem, really. I just want an abstract. And no pdfs, plz.

kenan, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

Hopefully Groth and Ellison will cancel each other out like matter/anti-matter. Here's the details from [Removed Illegal Link]:

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

Link again: http://forum.newsarama.com/showthread.php?t=103059

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

So what is the display of asshattery that is so libelous to print?

kenan, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

wow. wtf.

http://www.romm.org/minicon06/minicon060413_025harlan.jpg

kenan, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

he's suing paul williams too?

James Redd and the Blecchs, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha oh man

even though I have no idea what the current beef is, I'll side with Groth as the preferable irascible asshole (iow Elvis OTM)

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

ten months pass...

Has anyone seen, or will anyone see. Wait.... Does anyone know where I can get a hold of the Documentary "Dreams with Sharp Teeth"? or do you know if it will be released? I am floundering here, because I have been at work all day. What a confusing post....

Chelvis, Friday, 11 January 2008 23:18 (eighteen years ago)

i thought this dude was the coolest motherfucker on the planet when i was like 11

and what, Friday, 11 January 2008 23:28 (eighteen years ago)

and namedropped him constantly

and what, Friday, 11 January 2008 23:28 (eighteen years ago)

haha yeah likewise

J.D., Saturday, 12 January 2008 00:32 (eighteen years ago)

He's no Clark Ashton Smith or Fritz Leiber, that's for sure.

But still obviously classic.

ian, Saturday, 12 January 2008 01:58 (eighteen years ago)

his imagination is astonishing. bradbury-sized! not talking about writing talent, just the ability to come up with crazy crazy ideas for decades. i don't know how those guys did it.

scott seward, Saturday, 12 January 2008 02:24 (eighteen years ago)

Documentary is great. No idea about release, though.

remy bean, Saturday, 12 January 2008 02:33 (eighteen years ago)

i thought this dude was the coolest motherfucker on the planet when i was like 11

-- and what, Friday, January 11, 2008 6:28 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

and namedropped him constantly

-- and what, Friday, January 11, 2008 6:28 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

this is kind of eerie, 11-12 is when I was fully writing him fanmail (see upthread)

J0hn D., Saturday, 12 January 2008 02:39 (eighteen years ago)

and was pretty much exactly as you describe yourself at the same age

J0hn D., Saturday, 12 January 2008 02:39 (eighteen years ago)

I loved Strange Wine, then liked Deathbird Stories...by the 3rd or 4th collection of stories, I wasn't as interested in the fiction, and pretty tired of the ego behind the fiction. "Yeah, I'm an asshole, but you'll always know where you stand with me." Yeah, but...you're an asshole.

Rock Hardy, Saturday, 12 January 2008 02:44 (eighteen years ago)

I Have No Mouth But I Must Scream (the videogame) is classic.

Mordechai Shinefield, Saturday, 12 January 2008 02:58 (eighteen years ago)

john, can you explain the ending of "jeffty is five" to me? i never was sure i "got" what had happened.

J.D., Saturday, 12 January 2008 03:03 (eighteen years ago)

Sure, I remember it clearly. I guess I should say "spoiler alert" here for those who haven't read the story and think they might. The deal was, the dude who's hanging out with the permanently lost-in-the-golden-age-of-radio Jeffty puts Jeffty in for a bath and Jeffty is listening to the radio. The shows that're on the radio whenever Jeffty's present are one of the time signals in the story - old shows play and are great and take the narrator out of the not-as-good-as-the-past world he otherwise lives in. So while Jeffty's bathing, the guy is out in his living room, doing I forget what. But the light "dims, and dims, and flickrs" - this is your indicator that the radio has fallen into the bathtub and Jeffty has been electrocuted, thereby severing the narrator's connection to his romanticized past.

This is from memory, it's been nearly thirty years since I last read the letter I got from H.E. explaining that - and here I quote - the details of the ending sometimes elude "the more slovenly reader." Yes, really. I was 12.

J0hn D., Saturday, 12 January 2008 05:12 (eighteen years ago)

12 is the ideal gateway age for science fiction.

I got "Dangerous Visions" vol 1 for Christmas.

kingfish, Saturday, 12 January 2008 06:22 (eighteen years ago)

I bet he'd just LOVE his obit leading with his lone Star Trek episode lol

Οὖτις, Thursday, 28 June 2018 20:40 (seven years ago)

xpost About the only honest reaction. As I said in the other thread, he made sure Octavia E Butler got the boost she needed; I will be forever grateful for that.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 28 June 2018 20:43 (seven years ago)

Harlan Ellison stars in Gay Talese’s “Frank Sinatra Has A Cold” https://t.co/ewf6FDBwVV https://t.co/BhZ24AaFKC pic.twitter.com/iQXbht1Hxm

— Chris Barrus (@quartzcity) June 28, 2018

Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 28 June 2018 20:45 (seven years ago)

I read Deathbird Stories and Angry Candy and a few other collections of stories, but have almost no memory of any of them. Weird personal connection, though: Ellison dated my ex-stepmother (my dad's dead, and she and I don't talk) back in the Sixties. I met him at an in-store event when I was about 18 and mentioned this to him, thinking it was probably bullshit, but his eyes lit up and he said "Oh yeah, Peggy from Brooklyn! Tell her I say hi!"

grawlix (unperson), Thursday, 28 June 2018 20:54 (seven years ago)

haha i read that gay talese story for the first time a few weeks ago and burst out laughing when i got to harlan's unexpected cameo. few books would not be improved by harlan ellison showing up and trying to start a fight with the protagonist.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 28 June 2018 20:59 (seven years ago)

RIP, I saw the truculent bastard at a Trek convention when i was 13

the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 28 June 2018 21:09 (seven years ago)

without meaning to troll, i've never read any of his stuff and have merely had a vague but strong sense that he was a complete asshole. (and that response to the connie willis stuff doesn't make me think much of his writing, either).

so what was good about him?

mookieproof, Thursday, 28 June 2018 21:23 (seven years ago)

he wrote some good stories, one pretty good tv episode, edited some decent collections, was a cheerleader for other (better) writers

he was def a complete asshole

Οὖτις, Thursday, 28 June 2018 21:25 (seven years ago)

Considered him a hero as I was graduated from comics to science fiction paperbacks. Had a ton of his books autographed, saw him do the "writing a short story in a bookstore in real time" schtick (the story was "On the Slab"), wrote to him to ask about the ending of "jeffty is five" and he wrote back on embossed letterhead and included a xeroxed, highlighted passage to show what I'd missed. I think he was very much a writer you grow out of; but the time I spent with him was time I desperately needed then and that did me a world of good as I grew into a writer myself, even if some of his key claims -- about the special status he afforded to writers, specifically; but, for him, this was corrective to the "writers are low-man boiler room workers who get kicked around" mentality he saw at work in the pulps & in Hollywood -- turned out to be things I have the exact opposite take on.

when I read his stuff now, it feels overwrought, unconfident sometimes; but when I read "Shattered! Like a Glass Goblin," the descriptions of the hallucinations still ring hard. And "Jeffty" will always resonate for me.

hard to overstate what he meant to me, once.

she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, 28 June 2018 21:26 (seven years ago)

what was the story with the snot? i feel someone here will know this

the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 28 June 2018 21:27 (seven years ago)

As I said a few years back, Harlan Ellison and his wife were really nice to me the only time I met him. RIP.

earlnash, Thursday, 28 June 2018 22:12 (seven years ago)

A good obit from Cleveland (where Ellison was born).

grawlix (unperson), Thursday, 28 June 2018 22:25 (seven years ago)

Ellison occupied the fringe in just about every way imaginable, including talent, unless you include chutzpah as a talent. In that he was plentifully endowed.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 29 June 2018 02:57 (seven years ago)

nah, he had plenty of talent. which is not to say he always used it wisely or well. but it felt like a thrill, once, to discover someone who used language like that. i don't know where i'd recommend starting with him -- maybe just flip through "the essential ellison" if you can find it and see what grabs your interest. (it's a huge book -- when i picked it out for my, i think, 12th birthday it was definitely the biggest book i ever owned.) what sticks with me now isn't really the big stories so much as his smaller stuff: he wrote some sad, haunting stuff about his childhood -- his dad's death, running away to join the carnival, that sort of thing -- that makes me wish he'd written a book-length memoir.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 29 June 2018 05:43 (seven years ago)

did he write anything after about 1983? (not that I rate the stuff he wrote before that, either)

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Friday, 29 June 2018 06:44 (seven years ago)

he wrote a lot about how he was great and other people were insufferable villains who deserved to be strangled with their own intestines, after 1983

kelp, clam and carrion (sic), Friday, 29 June 2018 07:25 (seven years ago)

That's what I thought. christopher priest's THE BOOK ON THE EDGE OF FOREVER about how Ellison never finished the last Dangerous Visions volume, bit kept insisting he was doing it, suing everybody who said he wasn't, and attacking authors withdrawing their stories from it after 15 years of waiting, was very entertaining.

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Friday, 29 June 2018 10:39 (seven years ago)

Which is all online here under the original title THE LAST DEADLOSS VISIONS
http://web.archive.org/web/20000902203835/http://sf.www.lysator.liu.se/sf_archive/sf-texts/Ansible/Last_Deadloss_Visions,Chris_Priest

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Friday, 29 June 2018 10:41 (seven years ago)

harlan ellison died? best thing he's done in decades!

this is one of those rare necrothreads where i see it pop up on sna and think "oh god, what did he do now", and "dying" turns out to be the least worst answer, which puts him in elite company (well, david brooks, mostly)

Arch Bacon (rushomancy), Friday, 29 June 2018 12:48 (seven years ago)

did he write anything after about 1983? (not that I rate the stuff he wrote before that, either)

The Watching comp of movie reviews was probably the last thing I read of this, but I would really like to have an audio archive of the two years he hosted Hour 25 on KPFK in '86-87

Elvis Telecom, Friday, 29 June 2018 17:38 (seven years ago)

(his)

Elvis Telecom, Friday, 29 June 2018 17:38 (seven years ago)

He written quite a number of short stories since 83.

Really loved some his energetic recorded readings and some of the stories about people he knew.

And the fact that at signings he'd pay his fans to let him rip up his own books that he didn't like.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, 29 June 2018 17:46 (seven years ago)

Has anyone ever noted various resemblances between HE and Jerry Lewis?

Uncle Redd in the Zingtime (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 29 June 2018 18:27 (seven years ago)

I am curious about his recent years because until the last few (in which his energy was gone) he always said he was busy. Maybe he was writing something he never finished. He instructed his wife to burn all his unfinished work when he dies and I'm sure she will.

Any of the obits mention him sleeping with Rita Hayworth? Something he talked about when he was fondly recalling the fullness of his youth.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, 29 June 2018 18:41 (seven years ago)

Apparently he wrote a book about Jerry Lee Lewis which I had forgotten the existence of.

Uncle Redd in the Zingtime (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 29 June 2018 18:43 (seven years ago)

Mark Evanier obituarises:

I'm having real trouble writing this because I knew Harlan from 1969 on and was proud to be among his many, many friends…but in the last couple decades, I came to feel that the friendship was best served by maintaining distance.

kelp, clam and carrion (sic), Friday, 29 June 2018 18:52 (seven years ago)

Apparently he wrote a book about Jerry Lee Lewis which I had forgotten the existence of.

― Uncle Redd in the Zingtime (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, June 29, 2018 6:43 PM (thirty minutes ago)

"spider kiss," yeah, tho he doesn't use JLL's name. p good, if i recall.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 29 June 2018 19:15 (seven years ago)

Vandermeer, Doctorow and more
http://file770.com/harlan-ellison-tribute-roundup/

http://georgerrmartin.com/notablog/2018/06/30/another-sadness-2/

Caitlin R Kiernan
https://greygirlbeast.livejournal.com/1393034.html

Thread

I fell hard for Harlan Ellison stories as a teenager. Not an uncommon thing. I scoured my high school library for anything with his name on it, then hunted places like Uncle Hugo's. If you wanted Ellison you had to learn a new love for used copies, yellowing pages, torn covers.

— Scott Lynch (@scottlynch78) June 29, 2018

Thread about Ellison mentioning his guy (Sandor?) he hired to frighten people

1) Well, shit.

Harlan Ellison died.

I guess I can finally tell the story about him actually planning to kill someone in a room full of fans at @DragonCon

Hard to believe he was alive when I tweeted this out yesterday. #HarlanEllison https://t.co/CDl4iQGUVd

— I Write Monsters (@IWriteMonsters) June 28, 2018

Wasn't aware he let so many writers stay at his house for so long.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Saturday, 30 June 2018 23:35 (seven years ago)

honestly some of the latter-day "i have no mouth and i must scream" cash-ins were pretty good

there was a bbc radio adaptation starring david soul with ellison as the voice of AM that was nice

and the computer-game sequel was good too

i'll always remember him for the first thing of his i read, which was the introduction to us reprints of the early target novelizations. having had no prior experience of him i immediately concluded that this guy, whoever he was, was a complete fucking idiot.

which he probably was. then i read "adrift off the islets of langerhans" and concluded that this guy was obviously a genius. he was probably that too.

Arch Bacon (rushomancy), Saturday, 30 June 2018 23:53 (seven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dr5NsTOXAyE

Robert Adam Gilmour, Sunday, 1 July 2018 00:25 (seven years ago)

Well, I never had the privilege of sleeping on his sofa or had him offer me personal words of encouragement so I am still mostly tired of his shtick, sorry

Uncle Redd in the Zingtime (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 1 July 2018 00:41 (seven years ago)

Ok?

President Keyes, Sunday, 1 July 2018 02:03 (seven years ago)

I mean, yeah, it’s made very little to me me in the last few decades whether HE was alive or not but I’m going to dragonslay haters in here sb away assholes

President Keyes, Sunday, 1 July 2018 02:08 (seven years ago)

Yes, let’s treat HE with the same civility he would have... oh wait

Uncle Redd in the Zingtime (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 1 July 2018 02:17 (seven years ago)

Do something comparable and then hate

President Keyes, Sunday, 1 July 2018 02:31 (seven years ago)

You mean like win more awards for genre fiction than any other living writer, like it says on the cover? Sorry, not quite up to the task, I’m afraid.

Uncle Redd in the Zingtime (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 1 July 2018 02:37 (seven years ago)

If I may, you seem a bit defensive, dude, a bit like ... hey wait

Uncle Redd in the Zingtime (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 1 July 2018 02:38 (seven years ago)

Ok please tell me why I should blah blah blah about recently dead guy to the point I should care about your fucking mediocre critique defensive defensive yeah fuck you

President Keyes, Sunday, 1 July 2018 02:47 (seven years ago)

Fb me

President Keyes, Sunday, 1 July 2018 02:48 (seven years ago)

This exchange seems v much in keeping with the spirit of Harlan.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 1 July 2018 02:53 (seven years ago)

If I can't get banned over HE's death then fuck you woke motherfuckers you don't know how to police your boundaries

President Keyes, Sunday, 1 July 2018 02:55 (seven years ago)

Tipsy otm

President Keyes, Sunday, 1 July 2018 02:56 (seven years ago)

I just think it's lol for people to diss people in an RIP thread and not expect war
Where did you grow up comfort child?

President Keyes, Sunday, 1 July 2018 03:05 (seven years ago)

Reminds me of a certain scene in Dr. Strangelove

Uncle Redd in the Zingtime (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 1 July 2018 03:20 (seven years ago)

http://mediad.publicbroadcasting.net/p/rrr/files/styles/x_large/public/201801/Dr._Strangelove_-_The_War_Room.png

Uncle Redd in the Zingtime (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 1 July 2018 03:21 (seven years ago)

We can only blow up our dignity tho

President Keyes, Sunday, 1 July 2018 03:43 (seven years ago)

Has this been discussed yet?

Uncle Redd in the Zingtime (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 1 July 2018 05:34 (seven years ago)

Maybe pick a better writer to get all sanctimonious about, PK

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Monday, 2 July 2018 00:17 (seven years ago)

Omg @ that JLA issue

Xp

Οὖτις, Monday, 2 July 2018 01:17 (seven years ago)

Do something comparable and then hate

― President Keyes

goddamn, why do i have to assault a woman first before i can hate on him, that seems like setting the bar a little high

Arch Bacon (rushomancy), Monday, 2 July 2018 02:22 (seven years ago)


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