Bugs Bunny vs Neo

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WHO WOULD WIN

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 11 July 2003 17:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Hahahahaha. The wascally wabbit, of course. He convinced the city to build a freeway *around* his rabbit hole! He can do anything!

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 11 July 2003 17:58 (twenty-three years ago)

"I knew I shoulda warped reality at Albuquerque"

― Neudonym, Friday, 11 July 2003 18:08 (twenty-three years ago)

bugs bunny, armed w/ racial slurs

― black plastic (black plastic), Friday, 11 July 2003 18:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Daffy Duck vs the Pencil = the original Matrix

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 11 July 2003 18:20 (twenty-three years ago)

did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he dressed up in women's clothes and wore make-up?

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 11 July 2003 18:21 (twenty-three years ago)

and made out with Ally's sister?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 11 July 2003 18:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Ally's sister is Elmer Fudd??

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 11 July 2003 18:35 (twenty-three years ago)

*Neo aims shotgun at Bugs*

*orchestra sustains Bflat-minor chord, builds tension*

*Bugs Bunny says "Akh, dodge this joikie!" and bends the shotgun towards Neo's face just as he fires it*

*a charred Neo looks out at us [the audience] and shrugs*

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 11 July 2003 18:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Bugs hands down. In or out of drag (the book Gay New York makes an interesting anecdotal case that Bugs is based on a certain stereotype of high(er) profile gay figures in NYC in the twenties).

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 11 July 2003 18:48 (twenty-three years ago)

I am so sorry I admitted to that shit now.

Neo is hotter than Bugs. Tracer are you still in Europe or in America?

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 11 July 2003 19:02 (twenty-three years ago)

Robert Crumb fancied Drag Bugs Bunny when he was a kid, didn't he?

― Chriddof (Chriddof), Friday, 11 July 2003 19:29 (twenty-three years ago)

The very title of this thread had me busting a gut. And the content did not disappoint. BEST THREAD ETC.

― Leee (Leee), Friday, 11 July 2003 19:44 (twenty-three years ago)

I think Bugs would win. Both can bend reality to their whims, but the bunny has a power that Neo doesn't. The awesome power to mock. Furious fists etc. while Bugs holds Neo off with a pinky, tapping his foot and eating a carrot.

"What a maroon!"

I doubt it would even get to the "of course you realize this means war" level of competition.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 12 July 2003 22:05 (twenty-three years ago)

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