Which super hero are you?

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I am Twisty Klinger. Hear me roar.

― Chris Radford (Chris Radford), Monday, 14 July 2003 03:50 (twenty-two years ago)

― Chris Radford (Chris Radford), Monday, 14 July 2003 03:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I am apparently the Scarlet Outrage. Viva!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 July 2003 03:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Blossom!

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 14 July 2003 03:54 (twenty-two years ago)

that doesn't work on my browser. Obv I am the Flaming Carrot anyway

― Millar (Millar), Monday, 14 July 2003 04:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Mysterio Snatcher.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 14 July 2003 04:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Infinity Fountain

― s1utsky (slutsky), Monday, 14 July 2003 04:07 (twenty-two years ago)

(which is me after a big night out)

― s1utsky (slutsky), Monday, 14 July 2003 04:07 (twenty-two years ago)

The Flaming Obfuscator! Perfect!

― Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 14 July 2003 04:35 (twenty-two years ago)

twisty flashpants

o its so true

― gaz (gaz), Monday, 14 July 2003 04:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I am The Ancient Grommet

(isn't this one of Patton's nicknames?)

― Sommermute (Wintermute), Monday, 14 July 2003 05:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm the Frozen Ghost.

― toraneko (toraneko), Monday, 14 July 2003 06:03 (twenty-two years ago)

KAPTAIN KLUTZ TO THE RESC...!%&BANG#BIFF&BOOM!...Ouch! Motherfucker!

― django (django), Monday, 14 July 2003 06:16 (twenty-two years ago)

The Devil's Flashpants

― Ed (dali), Monday, 14 July 2003 06:31 (twenty-two years ago)

The Corrugated Beetle. Corrugation makes a humble beetle a hero, it seems

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 14 July 2003 06:34 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread sounds like a list of Military Operation titles.

― django (django), Monday, 14 July 2003 06:37 (twenty-two years ago)

The Snooty Musicologist.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 14 July 2003 06:55 (twenty-two years ago)

did you read my bio on friendster?!?

― django (django), Monday, 14 July 2003 06:58 (twenty-two years ago)

"Dan Perry" = General Defender (BORING.)
"Daniel Perry" = Professor Beetle (HELL YEAH!)
"deXter aRRogAnt" = The Inner President (HEIN?)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 14 July 2003 13:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm apparently the Crimson Marvel if I use my full first name. Just "Ally" makes me the Seventh Banana which I'm not fucking keen on.

(Millar, you're Colonel Arrow. My boss is the Blue Showstopper, which sounds like a goddamned drag act or something, it's tops).

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 14 July 2003 13:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Professor Crossfire

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Monday, 14 July 2003 13:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I am The Paranoid Whirlwind. Hell yeah.

― Archel (Archel), Monday, 14 July 2003 13:12 (twenty-two years ago)

The Etherial Junta (hmmmm), The Magenta Obfuscator (?), or Apollo Martini.

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 14 July 2003 13:24 (twenty-two years ago)

The last one sounds like J.Lu is a secret member of Man or Astroman? -- or alternately My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult.

Professor Beetle is Dan's destiny.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 July 2003 13:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Call me Captain Lame Browser; aka Doctor Shit Just Won't Load Dawg.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 14 July 2003 13:48 (twenty-two years ago)

The Jel

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 14 July 2003 14:48 (twenty-two years ago)

The lurve of my life is the Ghostly Fountain. We were obv. destined to be together.

― toraneko (toraneko), Monday, 14 July 2003 14:48 (twenty-two years ago)

For those of us still stuck in the Paleozoic Information Age there's another:

http://www.comicbookthemovie.com/superhero.php

according to which, I'm: Sonic Girl

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 14 July 2003 15:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Mega Man (?!) or Mega Girl.

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 14 July 2003 15:25 (twenty-two years ago)

The Drunken Monkey

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 14 July 2003 15:29 (twenty-two years ago)

"Good Golly, Your Superhero Name Is Enormo Buddy"!!!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 14 July 2003 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)

My one (from the second site) is Mega Lad. Pah.

― Chriddof (Chriddof), Monday, 14 July 2003 16:25 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.allfunpix.com/humor/pics/santa.jpg

― Dada, Monday, 14 July 2003 16:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm Ant-Man. Dammit.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 14 July 2003 16:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Ooohhh.....now i see. I really need to pay more attention.

The Crimson Hoodlum. The second is The Mecha Witch.

great...a bitchy queen villan or a witch from Robotech....scince when was django a girls name anyway? they both sound like bad guys..the lame kind like Marvel's Medusa .

― django (django), Monday, 14 July 2003 17:10 (twenty-two years ago)

The Heavenly Conniption

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 14 July 2003 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

My name ==> "The Blue Arrow" ==> The Dark Collapso! My superpower = singing island songs in a skyscraper-destroying bellow! Star-O!

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 14 July 2003 17:41 (twenty-two years ago)

seven years pass...

A message board for real life super heroes

http://www.therlsh.net/

One guys logs his first patrol route

Well, in the few days I've been posting here it has been pretty quiet on the Patrol front (thank goodness), but I wanted to go ahead and make my first Patrol Logs post, so here goes...
Last night, at approx. 11:30pm I was walking my standard patrol route through my neighborhood, when I heard what sounded like an arguement coming from the enclosed porch of a house. When I drew closer, I heard laughter and smelled the unmistakable smell of marijuana. I could see 4 young people through the screen, but of course, they couldn't see me. I guess they were having a little head-party.
Not on my beat.
Making my way stealthily back to the road, I used my trusty cell-phone to alert my local Sheriffs Department of the incedent.
Result?
35 minutes later, one of the little heads was in the back of a squad-car, on his way to jail.
Score one for Justice!

http://www.therlsh.net/patrol-logs-f27/my-first-log-t4457.htm

― Cunga, Wednesday, 29 September 2010 17:33 (fifteen years ago)

When I drew closer, I heard laughter and smelled the unmistakable smell of marijuana.

― Cunga, Wednesday, 29 September 2010 17:33 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1T0bHDtK1s

― Cunga, Wednesday, 29 September 2010 17:53 (fifteen years ago)

"Hey look, it's Super Douche!"

― Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 17:56 (fifteen years ago)

hahahahahaha

― Monkeys? Um, no. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 17:57 (fifteen years ago)

He's so au courant, he uses expressions like 'head-party'.

― Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 17:58 (fifteen years ago)

lol at everyone being all "wtf leave the potheads alone" in that thread

― Monkeys? Um, no. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 17:59 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.therlsh.net/public-forum-f8/does-being-a-rlsh-get-in-the-way-of-your-personal-relationships-t5113.htm

"Does being A RLSH get in the way of your personal relationships?"

My girl has a very open "it's your life" policy, so no problemo there. But before I came out of the phone booth to her, I just made a habit of going on "long night-time walks" for "meditative purposes".

...

I stay out of relationships just to be on the safe side. In fact, I had that policy long before I ever heard of RLSH...

i'm lucky , i don't have anyone who cares at all.i call it freedom.

― Cunga, Wednesday, 29 September 2010 18:27 (fifteen years ago)

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