BEANZ MEANZ HEINZ

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Apparently Heinz are planning to ditch their old "Beanz Meanz Heinz" slogan they've had for years, and are looking for a new, exciting, contemporary slogan to market their tins of beans.

And the ILE suggestions are .....

― C J (C J), Monday, 14 July 2003 15:41 (twenty-three years ago)

"eat a tin of us and you'll shit your pants"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 14 July 2003 15:43 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.suba.com/~kangaroo/image17RSKk.gif

― Dada, Monday, 14 July 2003 15:43 (twenty-three years ago)

ballsacktacular

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 14 July 2003 15:43 (twenty-three years ago)

"heinz meanz publicity stuntz"

― j0e (j0e), Monday, 14 July 2003 15:44 (twenty-three years ago)

"The more you eat, the more you fart"

― caitlin (caitlin), Monday, 14 July 2003 15:45 (twenty-three years ago)

"got gas?"

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 14 July 2003 15:45 (twenty-three years ago)

a million housewives every day, pick up a tin of beans and say, "fuck this shit"

then take their kids to mcdonalds

― j0e (j0e), Monday, 14 July 2003 15:47 (twenty-three years ago)

"For blonde leg spinners travelling the sub continent only"

― Chris Radford (Chris Radford), Monday, 14 July 2003 15:48 (twenty-three years ago)

"this new heinz baked beans slogan will have changed back to "beans meanz heinz" within three years"

― j0e (j0e), Monday, 14 July 2003 15:49 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.xuppa.com/images/auctions/coolwaterforwomen--faux.jpg

― Dada, Monday, 14 July 2003 15:50 (twenty-three years ago)

beanz meanz nothingzzzzzz....

― Snowy Mann (rdmanston), Monday, 14 July 2003 15:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Beanz: because you have no idea how long you're going to be unemployed.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 14 July 2003 15:55 (twenty-three years ago)

beanz meanz HEIN?

― Snowy Mann (rdmanston), Monday, 14 July 2003 15:55 (twenty-three years ago)

I've got a great one but I'm sending it to them instead of wasting it on you cynical scumbagz. Keep an eye open for it, the streets of Britain are going to be a happier place. I think they stressed the fact that they weren't going to ditch the old slogan.

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Monday, 14 July 2003 15:55 (twenty-three years ago)

PJ is right. We are very cynical, and it's a shame in the face of an issue as serious as beans.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 14 July 2003 15:58 (twenty-three years ago)

The advert makes the whole thing so clear that it's a publicity stunt, it's hilarious.

"Heinz are planning to drop the Beanz Meanz Heinz slogan for something more modern. If you want to keep the old one phone this number".

At least they had the decency to wait a week or two before going back on the Salad Cream ditching 'plan'.

When was the last time you heard the 'Beanz Meanz Heinz' slogan used anyway?

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 14 July 2003 16:23 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't see the point in changing it. There is no public vote on this, I have no voice.

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 14 July 2003 16:23 (twenty-three years ago)

When was the last time you heard the 'Beanz Meanz Heinz' slogan used anyway?

The Beanz Meanz Heinz slogan was offically ditched, IIRC, sometime in the mid nineties.

― Chriddof (Chriddof), Monday, 14 July 2003 22:28 (twenty-three years ago)

http://users.erols.com/whiggrrl/beans-1.jpg

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 01:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Suck Our Cans

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 15 July 2003 01:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Chriddof, yes, they changed it to the fucking awful "Beanz Buildz Britz"

― j0e (j0e), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 06:37 (twenty-three years ago)

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