You're HOW OLD?!!!

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― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 02:46 (twenty-two years ago)

this reminds me: ally, how old are you?

― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 02:46 (twenty-two years ago)

romanian people (like ally) live very long lives.

wait, that's people from the caucusus mountains, not romanians!

― Tad (llamasfur), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 02:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Technically, since I came from the future to stop Momus from destroying the Earth, I haven't even been born yet. Perhaps there are more like me out there?

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 02:53 (twenty-two years ago)

if Millar and Momus ever meet, the universe will destruct (like that star trek episode where matter- and anti-matter fight for eternity in the hallway between the universes).

― Tad (llamasfur), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 02:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm ancient, darlings. You are all my grandchildren.

And I'm seriously hoping the man truly thinks the girl is 19. *crosses fingers*

― Innocent Dreamer (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 03:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow, so the liberation of France has begun. I knew it would come to this. Salt the earth! Steal the children! And the women! And the women-children!

― JesseFox (JesseFox), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 03:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I'm becoming a Momus apologist, no offense Tom.

PS, I might be drunk!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 03:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll be 30 this December. You must all buy my drinkson this momentous occasion.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 06:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Dallas FAP U & K

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 07:39 (twenty-two years ago)

i told you fules. Any Assassination City FAPpers will get mole from my abuletia. Worth the price of admission indeed.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 07:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I've just seen a photo of the twelve-year-old girl, and she looks about forty-three.

― fougasse (Jake Proudlock), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 09:28 (twenty-two years ago)

a high-school friend of mine was prematurely hairy. by the time he was 14, he had a full beard and moustache. he used to go down to atlantic city and gamble (the legal gambling age being 21 [i think]) and he was never carded!

― Tad (llamasfur), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 10:01 (twenty-two years ago)

This '12 year old' does look suspiciously like she a middle aged woman, fougasse is right.

Mind you, the marine looks like a cross between Bruce Willis and Ronaldo, so the whole thing is weird.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 10:31 (twenty-two years ago)

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39275000/jpg/_39275111_shevaunnew203260.jpg

What? Now she looks like a 25 year old guy. Curiouser and curiouser.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 10:40 (twenty-two years ago)

is that stubble?

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 10:57 (twenty-two years ago)

She looks like Russell Crowe in that picture!

― Lars (Nicole), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 11:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Is that how she spells her name? I though it was supposed to be 'Siobhan'

She doesn't look much like a 12 year old girl though, does she? Blimey.

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 11:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Is that how she spells her name? I though it was supposed to be 'Siobhan'

People always have to give their kids name with wacky spellings now. I don't know if they're trying to be unique or if they're just too stupid to know how the name is supposed to be spelled.

― Lars (Nicole), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 11:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe the parents wanted to have a boy and call him Vaughan (sp?) but had a girl so called her She-vaughan but got confused with the spelling.

― Emma, Tuesday, 15 July 2003 11:42 (twenty-two years ago)

That's a brilliant notion - what a great way to feminise boys' names in the event of giving birth to a daughter but not having a name handy for her! SheDan, SheNed, SheMark, SheNick. I like it.

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 12:00 (twenty-two years ago)

SheNed O'Connor

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 12:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I, for one, would not be caught dead travelling across Europe with an extra from "Dazed and Confused".

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 12:06 (twenty-two years ago)

It's OK Dan, I think you've been ruled out of inquiries.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 12:22 (twenty-two years ago)

For now...

― Lars (Nicole), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 12:26 (twenty-two years ago)

No, hold on -- it still implies he wouldn't mind travelling across America with such a person.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 12:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Or Canada, even. Dan is probably fantasizing about sharing Kraft dinner with her somewhere in Ontario.

― Lars (Nicole), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 12:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Wouldn't you? Fantasize about sharing Kraft Dinner with anyone, that is.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 12:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't have a flappy head, so no.

― Lars (Nicole), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 12:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Is this a big news story in the US too, btw?

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 12:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I just checked the CNN site and it's second or third main headline there, at least.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 12:32 (twenty-two years ago)

This is the first I've heard of, but I tend to get my news from the Daily Show and ILX. ha ha

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 12:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I, on the other hand, am all about it!

― R. Kelly (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 12:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Age ain't nuthin' but a number indeed!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 13:02 (twenty-two years ago)

What is Kraft Dinner? A meal composed entirely of Dairylea Triangles?

― MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 13:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Kraft dinner is of course a much greater thing.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 13:09 (twenty-two years ago)

It's macaroni & cheese except they're too good to call it "macaroni & cheese". Fucking Canadians.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 13:09 (twenty-two years ago)

One of today's tabloid headlines about this was "SCHOOLGIRL SNATCHED ON INTERNET", which makes me think that she was sat typing away and was suddenly sucked into the machine. A bit like Tron.

― caitlin (caitlin), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 13:09 (twenty-two years ago)

http://dvdmg.com/poltergeist.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 13:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Just be thankful it didn't say SCHOOLGIRL SNATCH ON INTERNET.

― MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 13:13 (twenty-two years ago)

That's the next email.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 13:13 (twenty-two years ago)

she kinda looks like Quinn Cummings

http://www.dreamstarlets.com/features/!bios/quinn_cummings22.jpg

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 13:32 (twenty-two years ago)

New picture of her released today with her looking like 12 year old girl. I don't know what's going on. Perhaps it's an old photo.

I reckon Studabaker is absolutely horrified at finding out she is 12 and has been trying to escape but she will not let him. That breast-stroking incident was never proven.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 09:58 (twenty-two years ago)

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39282000/jpg/_39282571_studabakercctv.jpg

Cripes! What a pair of shape-shifting monsters they are. Apparently police had to employ special 'facial mapping' experts to confirm that this was him.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 10:05 (twenty-two years ago)

(wasn't he in the Three Stooges?)

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 10:06 (twenty-two years ago)

close encounters of the second kind, ppl!!

"THEY" are of course covering up by trying to tell us these are mere humangs, not galacticoids desperately on the run from the MIBs

― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 10:13 (twenty-two years ago)

so, do you think the guy was more disappointed to find out the girl was twelve or to find out she looked like that? *ducks*

― James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 12:09 (twenty-two years ago)

It's macaroni & cheese except they're too good to call it "macaroni & cheese". Fucking Canadians.

Its not called cheese & macaroni cause its full of crap, its because its the cheesiest.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 12:42 (twenty-two years ago)

They found the Shevaun back in Britain and arrested Studabaker in Germany. (I linked to this version of the story because the banner ad above said 'Want to have the best sex you've ever had?'.

Meanwhile, in connection with some other case, police are looking for a man with a 'bullet shaped head', which seems an odd description. Which way round is the bullet, for a start?

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 13:23 (twenty-two years ago)

a man with a bullet train-shaped head would be easier to find

― j0e (j0e), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 13:27 (twenty-two years ago)

but harder to catch

― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 13:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Her latest head suit

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39284000/jpg/_39284445_shev203.jpg

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 14:20 (twenty-two years ago)

The spokeswoman was unable to say how he had been identified

Well, quite.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 14:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Head suit???

― Larcole (Nicole), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

If one only get's ones news from the BBC for a couple of days ypu'd never guess that the tabloids have branded Studebaker a prervert and a fiend, rather than the misguided isciple of thew latter day morons he appears to be.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 17 July 2003 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

toby studawhatever = vic mackey from the shield

― j0e (j0e), Thursday, 17 July 2003 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

So the kiddie porn on his computer and the previous allegations of child molesting don't make him a pervert then?

― C J (C J), Thursday, 17 July 2003 16:55 (twenty-two years ago)

allegations don't make anyone anything

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 17 July 2003 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

True.

― C J (C J), Thursday, 17 July 2003 17:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I allege I am the richest man on earth!

...Damn. Mark wuz right.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 17 July 2003 17:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Who's the monster here?

http://images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2003321271,00.jpg

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 17 July 2003 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

OK, there may be some unflattering light refraction going on here, but you'd think The Sun would be able to come up with a better pic to illustrate her victim status.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 17 July 2003 21:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I have not understood a word on this thread since Mark said "MIBs." Men in Blacks?

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 17 July 2003 21:54 (twenty-two years ago)

yes

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 17 July 2003 21:55 (twenty-two years ago)

They were running from "interracial" porn?

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 17 July 2003 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Wouldn't you? (Ans: No.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 17 July 2003 21:58 (twenty-two years ago)

That first photo of her looks like Kieth Flint from the Prodigy before he went for the wierd punk look.

― Eugene Speed (Eugene Speed), Thursday, 17 July 2003 22:11 (twenty-two years ago)

http://rarara.v21hosting.co.uk/photos/mm5.jpg

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 17 July 2003 23:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Now that's just creepy.

― Larcole (Nicole), Friday, 18 July 2003 01:25 (twenty-two years ago)

N. = Francis Bacon.

― Sommermute (Wintermute), Friday, 18 July 2003 06:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I like that she's about to take a chunk out of dude's head like it was a ripe plum.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 July 2003 16:36 (twenty-two years ago)

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