What is the biology of Jason?

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IE, the Friday the 13th hockey-mask wearing killer? Ghost or space alien or what?

(This is the subject of discussion at work today. YAY SLOW WORK DAYS.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 16:17 (twenty-three years ago)

I think he is made of plasticine, kinda like Morph.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 16:34 (twenty-three years ago)

75% water, 25% hot air.

― Girolamo Savonarola, Tuesday, 15 July 2003 16:37 (twenty-three years ago)

He's a homicidal zombie-snake, duh.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 16:37 (twenty-three years ago)

http://wwwnew.towson.edu/honors/excelsior/Images/jason9.jpg

http://conservativechronicle.com/images/coulter.jpg

...aking him some sort of brainless c*mdumpster demon monkey/fungus spawn.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 16:50 (twenty-three years ago)

"...making him some sort of blah blah whoop whoop"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 16:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Jason is obv indestructible summer camp avenger. He was much cooler pre-hockey mask though--namely in part II which has perhaps the best fake scare/real scare switcheroo ever at the end, w/ the dog and whatnot.

― adam (adam), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 17:20 (twenty-three years ago)

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