Which would you rather eat: human flesh or human poo?

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Pork vs camembert, so they say.

― RickyT (RickyT), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 18:29 (twenty-three years ago)

hmmm, neither, I guess. Is there a context here?

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 18:30 (twenty-three years ago)

I AM SO MAD AT YOU FOR THIS QUESTION.

(Flesh, obv.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 18:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Do you fear the bootyflakes, Dan?

― RickyT (RickyT), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 18:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Worst. AIM Chat. Evah.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 18:33 (twenty-three years ago)

how bout flesh-encrusted poo?

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 18:35 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd eat human flesh in a heartbeat (not literally, though -- cook that fucker).

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 18:38 (twenty-three years ago)

I fear the poo.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 18:38 (twenty-three years ago)

AIM eh? On I go...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 18:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Worst decision to go on AIM evah!

― Cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 18:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Maccy D's or KFC? only one choice in this city

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 18:42 (twenty-three years ago)

And Ned calls ME a perv? "Coprophagy and flesh-eating? SIGN ME UP NUM NUM!" Sheesh.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 18:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Flesh, of course. Poo's gross.

― Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 18:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Flesh (would I be allowed to cook it?) is less likely to have bacteria of a sort you don't want in your mouth.

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 18:50 (twenty-three years ago)

I've used that line so often.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 18:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Without the cooking part.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 18:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah yeah, sure...

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 18:52 (twenty-three years ago)

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― Jasmine Urmeneta (Jasmine U.), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 19:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Mmmmmmmm, hairy hippy soccer players, aaaaaaaah. < /flesh-eating homer>

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 19:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Would it be free-range human flesh?

― NA. (Nick A.), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 19:15 (twenty-three years ago)

At first it was flesh but I've warmed to poo.

― Big Lurch (tracerhand), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 19:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Flesh. Can I request that it be marinated first? I'm thinking oil and balsalmic vinegar, salt and pepper, maybe a little thyme. And grilled. Definitely grilled.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 19:34 (twenty-three years ago)

This reminds me of the old "would you rather eat insects or a cat/dog" debate I once had with my siblings. I chose insects-- as long as they're hidden within a huge entree. My sister chose CatDog.

― Jasmine U. (Jasmine U.), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 19:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Dude, I betcha CatDog tastes like an annoying chicken.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 19:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Is CatDog some kind of special hybrid animal as a result of a failed genetic experiment or just a case of loose morals in the animal kingdom?

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 19:47 (twenty-three years ago)

It's a case of loose something

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 19:50 (twenty-three years ago)

"I give you... a monkey with four asses."

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 19:51 (twenty-three years ago)

PHEAR!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 19:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Ligers and tigons and wholphins, oh my!

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 20:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Can ILX buy a zebrass?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 20:18 (twenty-three years ago)

hum

― Another Martin (Another Martin), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 20:19 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm a vegetarian, so i'd probably go for the poo, but then i'd probably question whether poo is indeed vegetarian (i suppose that depends on the source) and subsequently starve to death.

but seriously, flesh has way more nutrition, if that's what you're after.

― fields of salmon (fieldsofsalmon), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 20:26 (twenty-three years ago)

I want to know how I am being forced into this unpleasant circumstance.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 20:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Conor Oberst is threatening to look mournfully through his fringe at you!

― RickyT (RickyT), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 20:41 (twenty-three years ago)

And you have no access to weapons!

― RickyT (RickyT), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 20:46 (twenty-three years ago)

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