This is the thread where we BURST OUT THE TRUTH!

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Now go!

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Go Go!

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 20:28 (twenty-two years ago)

MURDERED! And someone is responsible!!!!!!!!

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 20:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Captain Mustard did it in the Study with a Computer.

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 20:38 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.ggw.org/winebrats/images/green.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 20:38 (twenty-two years ago)

you can murder online nowadays? what a marvelous fantastical world

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 20:39 (twenty-two years ago)

GEORGE W. BUSH IS THE WORST PRESIDENT IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNITED STATES!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.houseofhate.com/houseofhate/title-ttr.gif

― kephm, Tuesday, 15 July 2003 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

THERE ARE NO GRAPES NOR NUTS IN GRAPE NUTS CEREAL!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 20:41 (twenty-two years ago)

JAMIE LEE CURTIS IS NOT A HERMAPHRODITE!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 20:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH A WOMAN

(BEST X-POST EVER)

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I am smarter than some, wiser than most and all should take heed!;>

and

The trix rabbit is a myth....

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

http://solace.snackpants.com/zevon/scans/eb/rolandtheheadlessthompsongunner_us_e-45472b.jpg

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2000/02/01/fewgoodmen.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

The answer to the question "Who is buried in Grant's Tomb?" is "no one" because Grant isn't buried, he's entombed.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 20:43 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.beacon.org/notables/pentagonpapers.gif

― amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 20:45 (twenty-two years ago)

http://israelsongs.com/images/motcover-back-bot.jpg

― kephm, Tuesday, 15 July 2003 20:45 (twenty-two years ago)

dang, where did you find that, it's classic

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 20:48 (twenty-two years ago)

a backstage pass to jesus christ. cant get much more truth

truth is one of those words, if you repeat it enough, it loses all meaning

http://www.hissimpletruth.com/images/Christ_Head-pc.jpg

― kephm, Tuesday, 15 July 2003 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, yeah..more TRUTH
Go! BURST FORTH!

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 20:51 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.raggabot.com/images/amen_original.jpg

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 20:53 (twenty-two years ago)

y'know how we were talking about naming one's manhood awhile ago?
I've decided to name mine 'The Truth'.
You want The Truth? You can't handle the Truth!
The Truth is about to bust forth! Yeahhhhhhh!

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Oops has way too much...time...on his hands.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 21:09 (twenty-two years ago)

The answer to the question "Who is buried in Grant's Tomb?" is "no one" because Grant isn't buried, he's entombed.

I have a niggle, Jody, but it's one you should appreciate. You'll find that even if you say "Grant is entombed in Grant's tomb" the picture is somewhat incomplete, since his dead wife is entombed there with him. It's a roomy tomb.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 21:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Oops, you should call it "The Sun" because then at the moment of climax you can sing "Here comes the sun, baby/Here comes the sun/And I said, it's all right/Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo".

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 21:16 (twenty-two years ago)

"Sun, sun sun/HERE IT COMES"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 21:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey luna, you want me to put this...time...on your hands instead?

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 21:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Rats can swim underwater.

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 21:18 (twenty-two years ago)

You keep your time away from me, slick

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 21:20 (twenty-two years ago)

The Truth is a riddle, wrapped in a enigma, encased in a condom.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 21:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Oops has way too much...time...on his hands.

Luna, you've just found out the secret name for Oops' favorite pastime....and the reason for those banging noises.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 21:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Sometimes, The Truth hurts. You just gotta grin and bear it.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 21:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Now I have that Styx song running through my head... too much time on my hands... DAMN YOU TO HELL, OOPS!

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 21:24 (twenty-two years ago)

"Sun, sun sun/HERE IT COMES!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 21:25 (twenty-two years ago)

*we pre-empt this laff-a-minute portion of this thread for the following Important Truth Revelation*

Um, I know it's been joked about here on ILX before, but I really, truly was going to be a nun at one time. I had inquired about it when I was still in high school, and when I was 18 I was actually asking around. (I had it narrowed down to either the Benedictines or the CDPs.) What made me change my mind? I don't know. Maybe God intervened and made me realize that that was not my true calling. What's interesting is that the very next year, I got my first boyfriend. Heh.

*we now continue with the hilarity*

― Innocent Dreamer (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 21:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Just imagine the synth line!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 21:26 (twenty-two years ago)

6.5"

― Sean (Sean), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Benjamin Disraeli:
Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for the truth.

Clarence Darrow:
Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its coattails. (this is true...i'm circumcised)

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Elizabeth Kenny:
Some minds remain open long enough for The Truth not only to enter but to pass on through by way of a ready exit without pausing anywhere along the route.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 21:31 (twenty-two years ago)

MC 900 Foot Jesus:

Truth is out of style.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 21:33 (twenty-two years ago)

You cannot change The Truth, but the Truth can change you.
--Unknown

You shall know The Truth, and the truth shall make you mad.
--Aldous Leonard Huxley British writer

I don't remember sleeping w/any of these people!

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 21:36 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.ausoug.org/working/dennis/factory/images/bn019.jpg

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 21:45 (twenty-two years ago)

first person to correctly I.D. the 12" above, which is The Truth Itself, wins the title of King of Truth

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 21:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Huxley wants to show you his Brave New World.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 21:46 (twenty-two years ago)

He can do anything he wants. He's SO pneumatic!

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 21:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Truth sits upon the lips of dying men. -- Matthew Arnold

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 21:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened.
-- Sir Winston Churchill

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 21:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I really do need to have some sort of holster.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 21:55 (twenty-two years ago)

12"????? Damn...

― Prude (Prude), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 21:56 (twenty-two years ago)

6.5"

Damn, Sean, that's small fucking feet you have.

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 21:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened.

And there is women's truth!

Course, most men can't even spell the word, much less know what it means.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 21:59 (twenty-two years ago)

It is best not to go on a great quest for the truth because it will only make you miserable.

Sextus Empiricus

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 21:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Sextus Empiricus doesn't want to be empirical about sex?

― Prude (Prude), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 22:03 (twenty-two years ago)

And let the truth be your delight...Proclaim it..., but with a certain congeniality."
Caterina Benincasa

Word, yo. Word.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 22:05 (twenty-two years ago)

"It is easier for a king to have a lie believed than a beggar to spread the truth."
Robert Strecker, MD

No doubt, unless The Truth belongs to a woman.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 22:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Well now I want to know - does The Trust belong to a woman currently?

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 22:09 (twenty-two years ago)

"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident."
Arthur Schopenhauer

Usually these stages are progressed through in one night.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 22:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Truth, not Trust. I can't type. So anyway, does it?

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 22:11 (twenty-two years ago)

No doubt, unless The Truth belongs to a woman.

Depends on the particular woman. However, most of us don't choke on the truth.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 22:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I think you know the answer, doll-face.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 22:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Depends on the particular woman. However, most of us don't choke on the truth.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 22:14 (twenty-two years ago)

When one has one's hand full of truth it is not always wise to open it."
French proverb

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 22:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. "
Thomas Paine

It's like he's reading my mind.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 22:15 (twenty-two years ago)

"The dream begins, most of the time, with a teacher who believes in you, who tugs and pushes and leads you on to the next plateau, sometimes poking you with a sharp stick called truth."
Dan Rather

No comment.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 22:19 (twenty-two years ago)

"A lie has speed, but truth has endurance."
Edgar J. Mohn

"Truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is."
Nadine Gordimer

"Truth we learn in pain and sighs..."
George William (A. E.) Russell,

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 22:21 (twenty-two years ago)

"Follow not truth too near the heels, lest it dash out thy teeth."
George Herbert

Kinky.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 22:24 (twenty-two years ago)

"Truth, like a torch, the more it's shook it shines."
William Hamilton

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 22:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Truth is a point, the subtlest and finest; harder than adamant; never to be broken, worn away or blunted. Its only bad quality is, that it is sure to hurt those who touch it; and likely to draw blood, perhaps the life blood of those who press earnestly upon it.
* Walter Savage Landor

Er, sorry bout that Walter.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 22:28 (twenty-two years ago)

If you cannot find the truth right where you are, where else do you expect to find it? -- Dogen

Truth has not special time of its own. Its hour is now—always and indeed then most truly when it seems unsuitable to actual circumstances -- Albert Schweitzer

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 22:30 (twenty-two years ago)

first person to correctly I.D. the 12" above, which is The Truth Itself, wins the title of King of Truth

Stockholm Monsters, Miss Moonlight

I've never heard it. Is it really that good?

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 22:34 (twenty-two years ago)

http://gaycomicslist.free.fr/images/Enigma02.jpg

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 22:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Most truths are so naked that people feel sorry for them and cover them up, at least a little bit - Edward R. Murrow

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 22:37 (twenty-two years ago)

That's The Truth in that pic, if you didn't know.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 22:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Human life on Earth is an extra-terrestrial genetics experiment. < /fnord>

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 12:13 (twenty-two years ago)

The truth shall set you free
...and protect those who come after you...

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

smog sound like Lou Reed except with less sunglasses
-- electric sound of jim (electricsoun...), July 16th, 2003.

― kephm, Thursday, 17 July 2003 00:25 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

I'm not ready for this world.

― Huk-L, Friday, 10 June 2005 15:25 (twenty years ago)

first person to correctly I.D. the 12" above, which is The Truth Itself, wins the title of King of Truth
Stockholm Monsters, Miss Moonlight

I've never heard it. Is it really that good?

Yeah, although I prefer "Partyline".

― Ian Riese-Moraine. Exposing ambitious careerists as charlatans since 1986. (East, Friday, 10 June 2005 16:46 (twenty years ago)

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