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Who are the sexiest News Anchors in your opinion (excluding local news) ?

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I'd do Daryn Kagan since she also has an charming journalistic personality, but I'd pass on Paula. I wanted to fuck Nic Robertson's brains out right after 9/11 as he has a nice older-man-give-me-news-i'll-give-u-some-LUURVE-appeal, but he seems to have aged so much in less than two years. Judy Woodruff, woof woof. Brian Williams is too mechanical and stiff to give me a stiffy, but Headline New's Thomas Roberts can fuck *my* brains out, ANYTIME.

For purely psychological reasons, I cannot stand any of the Faux News anchors/journobimobettes, no matter how attractive they are, but I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't like to put a leash on Edie or whatever morning newshow-bimbo's name is. I know the stereotypical answer to this would be Bill Hummer (Hemmer?), but despite his awesome chest and matinee good looks, he's not really arousing to me after the first few times I fantasized about giving him an inside report of his own.

Who are your favorite anchors to mentally undress?

― Vic (Vic), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 01:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Rudy Bahktiar or whatever she's called has an annoying accent thing, but she can give me a private weather update anytime she feels like it too

― Vic (Vic), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 01:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Why exclude local news, those are the ones you actually have a chance with!!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 01:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Christy Musumeci hotchie motchie!

http://www.gogomag.com/cm/christymusumeci2.jpg

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 01:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, scrolling through that other thread which was during one of my hiatii: it reminds me of how I was talking about the Wolf Blitzer problem w/ Ned the other morning. The man has maybe the coolest fucking name in cable anchor HISTORY, but it is SO wasted on him, as he has no personality. I mean, hotness isn't everything, but w/ a name like WOLF, it couldn't be too hard to be interesting when you're giving the news. WTF?

― Vic (Vic), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 01:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh I just excluded local news since it'd be hard for non-localsto recognize, but if you've got pics of them, go ahead and post!

― Vic (Vic), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 01:30 (twenty-three years ago)

http://lit2020-05.fa00.fsu.edu/jonlink.jpg

― bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 01:41 (twenty-three years ago)

get it on with kaity tong (the lady on the right)!

http://www.sunpk.com/drag/celebrities/alist/images/021%20Sun%20and%20Kaity%20Tong.jpg

― Tad (llamasfur), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 01:44 (twenty-three years ago)

when Daryn was up in the DC area covering the sniper shootings I seriously entertained thoughts of tracking down her crew and getting a megaphone and some posterboard and making a regular nuisance of myself

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 01:48 (twenty-three years ago)

more kaity:

http://bc.images.trb.com/media/thumbnails/htmlstory/2003-06/6578921.jpg

― Tad (llamasfur), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 01:49 (twenty-three years ago)

this isn't a very good pic of her, but anita mcnaught!!!

http://www.zabalo.com/informativostv/images/BBC/bbcworld/AnitaMcNaught01.jpg

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 02:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Lynne Russell, hands fucking down.

http://web.archive.org/web/20000307193134/http://www.angelfire.com/biz3/lynnelive/images/THEPicture.jpg

― Cub, Wednesday, 16 July 2003 02:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Daljit Dhaliwal

― David Beckhouse (David Beckhouse), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 02:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Soledad O'Brien and Giselle Fernandez are both pretty hot.

― earlnash, Wednesday, 16 July 2003 02:24 (twenty-three years ago)

this thread should be shot

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 03:31 (twenty-three years ago)

you people have obviously never heard of Indira Naidoo

http://www.abc.net.au/feedback/img/indira.jpg

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 03:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Rudi Bakhtiar is the hottest news anchor.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 03:43 (twenty-three years ago)

jim you are OTM. she deserves a better vehicle for her talents than backchat.

― Chris Radford (Chris Radford), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 03:50 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm inexplicably attracted to alex thomson on channel 4 news.

― leigh (leigh), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:41 (twenty-three years ago)

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Media/Pix/gallery/2002/10/30/Marr_Andrew1.jpg

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:43 (twenty-three years ago)

I passed Andrew Marr on princes street in Edinburgh on the day that Henry McLeish resigned. He was outside Jenners, it was snowing and he looked mighty pissed off.

― leigh (leigh), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:49 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.rapopus.dircon.co.uk/poptarts_moira_stewart.jpg

― Pat Butcher (j0e), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 08:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Coup in Mogadishu to thread!

― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 09:02 (twenty-three years ago)

Here's one of my late uncle's best mates:

http://www.stthomas.edu/STAR/images/don%20shelby.jpg

And this girl has the greatest name: Romilly Weeks

― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 09:06 (twenty-three years ago)

http://anderson.iix97.com/acnews6.jpg

anderson cooper!

― colette (a2lette), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 09:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Martin Bashir.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 09:25 (twenty-three years ago)

ed = otm, andrew marr is totally reptilian and hypnotic! fiona bruce has been looking live on 'call my bluff' lately, soemone must've told her to add some sheen. natasha kaplinsky on breakfast news might be quite nice but overcooks herself like all slavs do

― Chip Morningstar (bob), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 09:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Natasha Kaplinsky, and that Zora Suleman off of RI:SE.

― Chriddof (Chriddof), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 12:20 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.walkleys.com/2000/media/rimmo.jpg

(please work)

― Nellie (nellskies), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 12:44 (twenty-three years ago)

One is George Speight my racist coup leader and the other is hugh riminton yummy yummy.
Could there BE a more perfect photo?

I saw a skit about Indira on one of the plethora of skit shows where they changed 'Feedback' to Feed bag.
I wanted to kill the person who wrote that for about twenty minutes.

― Nellie (nellskies), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 12:46 (twenty-three years ago)

hey suzy, I'm sure you know this, but story is Don Shelby invented his own method of tying a tie.

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 12:55 (twenty-three years ago)

ABC's Liz Cho

― James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 13:02 (twenty-three years ago)

in action

― James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 13:03 (twenty-three years ago)

The girl who does BBC breakfast news, num num

― chris (chris), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 13:05 (twenty-three years ago)

I always used to fancy Francine Stock but I'm not sure she counts as a news anchor. Is a news anchor more than a newsreader?

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 13:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Suzanne Malveaux and Soledad O'Brien: unbeatable.

― Neudonym, Wednesday, 16 July 2003 15:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Cub is so right. Oh my God.

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 15:54 (twenty-three years ago)

ANDERSON COOPER IS NOT HOT! He's my arch nemesis.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 15:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Anderson Cooper is the best.
I have a feeling he's Cdn.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 15:57 (twenty-three years ago)

E.D. Donahey from Fox
http://members.lycos.co.uk/McCormick/ed002.JPG

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 16:04 (twenty-three years ago)

I just have big beef with Anderson COoper from his days on Channel 1.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 16:08 (twenty-three years ago)

hey suzy, I'm sure you know this, but story is Don Shelby invented his own method of tying a tie.

Yessss! The Shelby knot. What's even better about the story is I was staying with Smiths-obsessed friends in Manchester in summer of '89. Lee's dad was a Daily Telegraph reader and one morning we came down for breakfast and saw Don on the front of his paper in absolute full effect about the Knot. It was the most incongruous thing I'd ever seen and the family were all 'why are you laughing so hard?' Explain this was the man who used to come to my uncle's to play pool and attempt to teach me how to do magic tricks eg. the disappearing quarter back when a quarter actually bought stuff.

― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 16:44 (twenty-three years ago)

But what about his days on the Mole?
PS, he reminds me of a guy I work with (who IS Cdn). So that's why I'm sweet on Anderson Cooper.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 16:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Daljit Dhaliwal

Testifuckinfy.

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 16:49 (twenty-three years ago)

ditto there. DD may in fact be the most beautiful woman in the world.

― Neudonym, Wednesday, 16 July 2003 17:26 (twenty-three years ago)

http://images.ibsys.com/2003/0103/1866511_200X150.jpg

― Leee (Leee), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 22:34 (twenty-three years ago)

I cant get a picture to come up,but every morning is better when Karin Giannone is presenting Sky News Sunrise.She has the sexiest eyes,ohhh yesss!She does it for me!

― Eugene Speed (Eugene Speed), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 22:47 (twenty-three years ago)

whatever clear-eyed rada graduate is currently presenting Newsround, so sweet, so perky, such enormous coke habits.....*sigh*

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 17 July 2003 00:04 (twenty-three years ago)

yes, julie haener...but not that pic

― jack, Thursday, 17 July 2003 01:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Ingrid Thurnher from the Austrian evening news show, ZiB2. Since I can't find any pictures on the web that show how HOT she is, here's a picture of her drunk and smoking so you know she can party.

http://www.dockner.at/Dockner/images/weint2003/Weintaufe2003-15.jpg

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Thursday, 17 July 2003 01:51 (twenty-three years ago)

that's not hot?? i beg to differ.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 17 July 2003 02:17 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah, daym!!

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Thursday, 17 July 2003 02:27 (twenty-three years ago)

ha an american anchorperson photographed with a drink and cigarette would lose their job.

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Thursday, 17 July 2003 02:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, it's hot enough, but Ingrid can be even hotter.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Thursday, 17 July 2003 02:33 (twenty-three years ago)

OK, breaking the rules, but really: the Fox Weather Tart, mornings in Chicago. She looks and talks like she just left a club ...

― brian nemtusak (sanlazaro), Thursday, 17 July 2003 02:36 (twenty-three years ago)

She's really called the Fox Weather Tart?

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 17 July 2003 09:58 (twenty-three years ago)

The only reason you'll ever need to watch CNN:

http://zapatopi.net/daljit/daltheweek02.jpg http://zapatopi.net/daljit/dalbw1.jpg

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 17 July 2003 10:10 (twenty-three years ago)

eleven months pass...
Yeah... she goes BOTH WAYS. Har! Har!

― sexxxyAnswers, Wednesday, 23 June 2004 20:45 (twenty-two years ago)

good lord where the hell is that lynne russel picture from?

― kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 23:42 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...
http://www.cbsnews.com/images/2002/09/20/image522692x.jpg

Lesley Stahl is a fox!

But she's on CBS.

― Leeeeeeeeee (Leee), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 19:03 (twenty years ago)

whoa I actually just read Vic's post...Daryn Kagan dude? I remember when she started out in AZ, my mom used to grab me and be like, "Is that a man? That is so a man." And yeah I'm pretty sure. And not a v. hot man.

Unlike Tucker Carlson who is strangely alluring.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 19:31 (twenty years ago)

three years pass...

She's not sexy (not unsexy either I guess), but know who I kinda like? I like Andrea Mitchell. I dunno, she seems nice. I would like to obtain a miniaturized version of her and keep her in my shirt pocket. Have her around for reassurance when I get into a jam.

― iiiijjjj, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 18:27 (seventeen years ago)

the hotties of CNBC

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 18:42 (seventeen years ago)

three years pass...

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y20/mckendrick/SharanjitLeyl3pb.jpg

Gods damn, BBC.

― lEEE (Leee), Saturday, 28 January 2012 22:19 (fourteen years ago)


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