Disco Fries Productions Presents: ZOMBIE BEAR

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I'm gonna make my very own zombie movie. Starring this bear. And Millar as the president. And Ned as the narrator. Lots of hot sex. Soundtrack to feature Pashmina and Dave Q making eerie ARP Odyssey and minimoog noises.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 22:48 (twenty-two years ago)

will the teddy bear zombie(s) have giant pods of contaminated plush??
or will they turn into zombies if you hug and cry on them? i hope so.

― kephm, Wednesday, 16 July 2003 22:53 (twenty-two years ago)

more sex please.

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 22:58 (twenty-two years ago)

sex on plush* the new sheep on drugs single

― kephm, Wednesday, 16 July 2003 23:09 (twenty-two years ago)

JBR=Disco Fries

― kephm, Wednesday, 16 July 2003 23:10 (twenty-two years ago)

And Millar as the president. And Ned as the narrator. Lots of hot sex.

Oh, wow, what a triplet.

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 23:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I call dibs on the Mad Scientist role.

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 23:14 (twenty-two years ago)

As I promised I'd be a zombie, this better include a few graveyard scenes and hancuffs for the ever-so-helpless naked lads.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 23:16 (twenty-two years ago)

"There comes a time when a theory is evolved regarding the strange happenings of this world. A theory where a realization takes place!"

*close up on me in Criswell duds*

"These realizations are full of shattering import, and they mock the views of this world! Around you are people -- men and women! -- who move about in their doings without understanding this, without realizing -- what could happen! Listeners, my gentle audience, do you understand now? For if not, you will! This is a time when all is made clear, when the veil is at last torn from bottom to top in a new revelation and a new expression of shattering light. Those who hear me, take heed -- for the truth is now! The truth of...ZOMBIE BEAR!"

*weird discordant horns and strings*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 23:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned, you forgot the part about the VITAMINS.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 23:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Jeez Louise, that's the CONCLUSION, you nitpicker.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 23:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned also forgot the discordant, crashing cymbals.....we have proper C movie cred at stake!

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 23:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't recall YOU being the expert. Or for that matter the director, who is the only person who can TALK TO ME about this, as opposed to the bedraggled rantings of jealous minions. < / prima donna flounce off >

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 23:33 (twenty-two years ago)

*tripping Ned as he flounces off* As we need to stay under budget, I'm the assistant director as well. Tis not my job to pander to the prima donnas.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 23:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Which is why I'm ignoring you and your rantings.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 23:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Just so long as there isn't a scene that uses monkeys for comedic effect...

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 17 July 2003 00:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Nichole, there's only one way to handle this. You're going to have to dust off the blackmail about Ned and the little Dutch boys.

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 17 July 2003 00:03 (twenty-two years ago)

how can I be blackmailed over something I'm proud of? And they didn't even squeal like the other set.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 17 July 2003 00:05 (twenty-two years ago)

ALL OF YOU CAN JUST EAT MY BIG WHITE PLUSH!

― kephm, Thursday, 17 July 2003 00:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Can I be the hot babe who's the first to be attacked by...ZOMBIE BEAR?

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 17 July 2003 03:36 (twenty-two years ago)

absolutely.

also, i'm working on some ZOMBIE BEAR photoshop storyboards!!

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 17 July 2003 03:50 (twenty-two years ago)

GRRRRRRRRRR

http://www.kuci.org/~brianm/ile/zombiebear.jpg

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 17 July 2003 04:01 (twenty-two years ago)

He should have yellow eyes. Yellow eyes are scary.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 17 July 2003 04:06 (twenty-two years ago)

i love it

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 17 July 2003 04:12 (twenty-two years ago)

But apparently extremely hairy vaginas are scarier. I mean, what the fuck is up with that bear's kooch?!

― Nascar Wilde (nascarwilde), Thursday, 17 July 2003 04:13 (twenty-two years ago)

!!!

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 17 July 2003 04:17 (twenty-two years ago)

You people need to talk more about me being President

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 17 July 2003 04:41 (twenty-two years ago)

"Meanwhile, that day, in Washington, the President heard the reports from his trusted scientists and men of action, and contemplated what he would do as the hands of time and fate continued to move on a countdown towards a resolution."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 17 July 2003 04:46 (twenty-two years ago)

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― Dada, Thursday, 17 July 2003 05:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned, vitamins, focus!

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 July 2003 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

To repeat, CONCLUSION. We are not there yet!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 17 July 2003 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

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