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wacky dotcom-TYPE promo items, a few years too late

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someone in the office just gave me a little pink plastic deckchair to sit my MOBILE IN!! (she doesn't have a mobile)

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 17 July 2003 09:41 (twenty-three years ago)

it is excellent

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 17 July 2003 09:41 (twenty-three years ago)

My old boss used to have some kind of mobile-holding desk furniture then he got a new phone which didn't fit into it and got me into his office to ask me where he was going to keep his phone now. old people sure are strange.

― Emma, Thursday, 17 July 2003 09:45 (twenty-three years ago)

emma my mobile can sit up straight or lounge or lie back!! it's win-win-win!! < / old person >

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 17 July 2003 09:46 (twenty-three years ago)

BUY BUY!! SELL SELL!!

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 17 July 2003 09:48 (twenty-three years ago)

N = hardnosed businessman of rubbish orange ads fame

― RickyT (RickyT), Thursday, 17 July 2003 09:49 (twenty-three years ago)

I have seen these fake mini plastic stilettos for holding mobiles. They are ridiculous. What is really needed is a rubber band ball holder as the parcel tape roll I'm using is ugly.

― Emma, Thursday, 17 July 2003 09:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Have Orange made any promoitional steel noses? I would like one. They seemed to drop that campaign v.quickly in favour of the young good-looking boy leading the army of Orange trainers. I suppose it's kind of got a similar feel. Was that boy also the hard-nosed businessman's son?

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 17 July 2003 09:55 (twenty-three years ago)

I had a mobile telephone deckchair also but I threw it away because it meant when my phone vibrated I couldn't hear it and our office operates a (blessed) mobiles-on-silent policy. Also the phone chair was a nasty shade of pink and spoiled my careful colour co-ordination.

The new person in the office has an actual little easy chair for her mobile phone to sit in which appears t have been some sort of Coca Cola free gift.

Mark did you see the programme on furries and plushies the other night?

― Tim (Tim), Thursday, 17 July 2003 09:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Tim I saw some of it. It was very coy. Possibly this is a blessing.

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 17 July 2003 09:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes the coyness was a relief. The man who had the most to say was odious. I thought the mother of that furry fellow was endearing.

― Tim (Tim), Thursday, 17 July 2003 10:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Coyness U+K when it comes to furry activities. That picture of a man wearing a fox suit with his penis hanging out was highly traumatising.

― RickyT (RickyT), Thursday, 17 July 2003 10:01 (twenty-three years ago)

I have a blue deckchair on my desk at the moment. It hadn't occurred to me it was for mobile-holding. My plastic Teddy Sheringham has been sitting in it for the past week.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 17 July 2003 10:03 (twenty-three years ago)

New Economy Wistfully Recalled as Tiny Dot-Com Promotional Object Found in Drawer

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Thursday, 17 July 2003 10:06 (twenty-three years ago)

when my mobile is on silent and it vibrates on the table it makes a sound that can be made out as if I've just let off a very big fart. Most unbecoming so maybe I should invest in one of these deck chairs. But then again when I do have to break wind now I can blaim it on the phone.

― k chu, Thursday, 17 July 2003 11:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Ken, I have a deckchair for you if you'd like one. It is, however, blue as I am a BOY.

― Mark C (Mark C), Thursday, 17 July 2003 11:38 (twenty-three years ago)

mine is puce

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 17 July 2003 11:40 (twenty-three years ago)

my boss has one of these also, i believe they are promoting a 118 service, although i do not know which one...

i also saw a little stack of 4 or 5 of them on a bollard opposite holborn tube the other day

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Thursday, 17 July 2003 11:42 (twenty-three years ago)

*moves mobile*

directory enquiries, carsmile

*puts mobile back*

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 17 July 2003 11:45 (twenty-three years ago)

NASDAQ-brand breath strips!

and the layoffs continue

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 17 July 2003 17:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Sumo squeezy toy!

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 17 July 2003 18:08 (twenty-three years ago)

sixteen years pass...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dot_Com_Blues

― del griffith, Sunday, 25 August 2019 02:29 (seven years ago)


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