Hollywood Holds Telethon

More for the mix:

THE Sister Sledge classic We Are Family is to be re-released by an all-star line up in aid of US terrorist attack victims.

Diana Ross, Run DMC, Dionne Warwick, Sheryl Crow, Charlotte Church, Andre Agassi and John McEnroe will take part along with the song's writer, Nile Rodgers.

It will all be filmed by music channel VH1.

I think I would arrange some sort of strip-a-thon with all sorts of porn-y goings-on, like Pamela Anderson licking Kid Rock's zits, all in the name of charity.

Sex sells much better than horsey-faced Julia Roberts telling people to send in their paychecks.

i would just throw andie mcdowell and julia roberts in a steel cage with their hands tied behind their backs and let those two raw-boned, horse-faced, repulsively american idiots chew each other to death. giant, gnashing teeth! unattractiveness! bad actressing! and i would let anyone who pledged $10 or more come down and pelt them with copies of _erin bockovich_ and _four weddings and a funeral_.

I'll say it again, I think Julia Roberts and Andie McDowell are pretty (but will agree Andie's a crap actress).

Kid Rock looks like a porn star, as of course does Pamela Anderson.

But what ruins Kid Rock is that he goes out of his way to look like a porn star. It's only cool if you're not trying...

Sorry, I just wanted to discuss porn.

Oh, dear. I've been told I look like Andie McDowell.

Can a drunken Jerry Lewis figure be thrown in as well to make very inappropriate comments and asides for the actual cause itself? Nothing says you care more than referring to MD as 'Gods lil' mistakes'...

Oh you want telethon do you

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