What kind of monster am I?

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(prompted by jess's question on the Draft thread.)

I have never posted an egomaniacal question before, so I think I have the right.

― Nick, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ally thinks I'm the Loch Ness Monster, the purple cartoon version. I don't think this can be right, but I've never seen said cartoon. In Briatin, we don't about such things.

― Nick, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Surely you are the monster under the bed, Nick 'Lothario' Dastoor.

― Andrew L, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You mean Nessie? Shit, there was that Spumco-looking cartoon ... can't recall the name ...

Werewolves are always cool. Screw vampires - where are the WEREWOLF movies? (That new Lou Diamond Phillips series notwithstanding.) (And, no, Werewolf in Paris does NOT count!)

― David Raposa, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

'don't about such things' = 'don't joke about such things'

― Nick, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

We should take a vote and Nick has to dress up as the winning monster for Hallowe'en. I vote for the Honey Monster.

― Emma, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hello, you are a hosebeast. The king of hosey monsters, all bow down and pray to the hose...

― Jack Is Da King, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

beanie and cecil?

― jess, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I imagine Nick as Him from the Powerpuff Girls. Or maybe Fuzzy Lumpkins.

― Nicole, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

nick is grimace, the hamburglar's friend.

― fred solinger, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

THANK YOU, JESS! Yes, Beanie & Cecil! Thank God for Spumco.

― David Raposa, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

And I'd much rather be Mayor McCheese, were I Nick.

― David Raposa, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think Nick should be a creepy evil doctor. Nick could be verrrrrrrry creeepy in the dark, in a top hat and tails. Slightly like the evil voice stealing villains in BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER which incidentally chaps is on tonight ARGH must get out of work on time! Nick could be verrrrry sinister. Eeek. I'm scared! Be more dreamy, Nick!

― Sarah, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I once scared a director at university in an audition for a Pinter play at university. I was playing a chief of police in some dictatorship. I decided to be a bumbling idiot in an Alan Ayckbourn play instead.

― Nick, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Perhaps those dreams were nightmares all along. Perhaps his true name is actually Nightmare Nick!

― Richard Tunnicliffe, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

ARRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH help! I'm sc-sc-scaaaaaaaaaared!!

The scariest monster is no doubt lurking in Toms Beard.

― Sarah, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I thought that was Tom lurking in Tom's beard? Anyone who is going to Sussed, please take a razor and gang up together and forcibly shave him FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

― Emma, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

NO Emma it is a parasitic being not content with the HAIR it is taking over the BRANE of Tom too! Eeeek! It's like ALIENS! Sussed = facehuggers disaster.

ARGH! Facehugger = BEARD!!

I'm getting scared of you ALL!

At least I can tell when the PETE MONSTER is near for the overwhelming stench of minnestrone....

― Sarah, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ooh, The Beard is back? It's a bit like The Thing or The Blog, too powerful to ever truly be wiped out.

― Nicole, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i'm still picturing my favorite monster. what made him cool was the fact that he wore neon orange cuffs with a broken link or two of chain on each, as if he escaped from a 19th century english monster sanitorium (or alternately, a 19th century american chain gang.)

― jess, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Given that The Beard's only enemy was Tom not being too lazy to shave it off I don't think that its reappearance is exactly phoenix-from- the-ashes stuff.

― Emma, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

on good days, i imagine nick as the kind, clever doctor played by dick van dyke on diagnosis: murder. on less charitable days, i think of him as scott baio or, worse still, charlie schlatter.

― fred solinger, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

That's a low blow, fred. Charlie Schlatter?!?!?!

― Nicole, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. NOT FAIR.

― Nick, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Google him and you will see that they have a valid point.

― Emma, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Man alive!

― Nick, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Anyone remember the commercials for Monster In My Pocket(TM)? I'm remembering specifically the scene where the librarianesque schoolteacher turns to her students and ominously intones "I've got Monster In My Pocket, too!" with the world's evillest smirk on her face.

I think Nick should be the Monster In Her Pocket.

― Dan Perry, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

charlie schlatter, tv's ferris bueller: classic or dud?

― fred solinger, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mojo Jojo

― Ally, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

nick will always be my pet monster.

― fred solinger, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"something you didn't want in the bed with you at night when you went to sleep". That's just fine, Fred.

― Nick, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Look you lot, when the radical Islamic revolution comes you'll all be wishing you had beards like mine.

Except apparently it looks more Jewish, so maybe I'd better shave it after all.

― Tom, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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