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most of the great achievements in my short life look similar to this

― Millar (Millar), Saturday, 19 July 2003 16:40 (twenty-three years ago)

also OMG BEST NERD EVER

― Millar (Millar), Saturday, 19 July 2003 16:43 (twenty-three years ago)

cool!!

Lego Transformers are where it's at though.

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 19 July 2003 17:51 (twenty-three years ago)

can't you buy these in the shops anyway - the Lego Star Wars thing?

http://www.foundrydx.com has some cool Lego Mecha

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 19 July 2003 17:53 (twenty-three years ago)

You can Lego Star Wars, but this dude is making customs, and they really are great!

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 19 July 2003 17:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Though, one slight criticism I would make is that the cockpits don't seem large enough to fit in a lego figure. So, 9/10.

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 19 July 2003 17:58 (twenty-three years ago)

what abt a lego elf

― mark s (mark s), Saturday, 19 July 2003 18:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm going to go start an avant-garde noisenik band called Lego Spacecraft Motherfuckers at once!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 19 July 2003 19:25 (twenty-three years ago)

xtina must rap on it

― mark s (mark s), Saturday, 19 July 2003 19:27 (twenty-three years ago)

The Alphabet Wing Project is old news in the LEGO circles I frequent.

As far a mecha go, Mladen Pejic makes the best mini-fig scale mecha:

http://www3.sympatico.ca/mladenpejic/Mecha.htm

And Eric Sophie makes some insane large scale mecha:

http://www.biomechanicalbricks.com/

― fletrejet, Saturday, 19 July 2003 22:06 (twenty-three years ago)

thanks for the links. can I just say holy shit?

― Millar (Millar), Saturday, 19 July 2003 23:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Go right ahead.

― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 20 July 2003 01:26 (twenty-three years ago)

... A WHOIS search of the Network Solutions database indicates that the domain name legospacecraftmotherfuckers.com is unregistered and available.

― fields of salmon (fieldsofsalmon), Sunday, 20 July 2003 02:03 (twenty-three years ago)

We'll get to the domain name in this:
http://www3.mb.sympatico.ca/~bryang/rbr.jpg

― Bryan (Bryan), Sunday, 20 July 2003 06:37 (twenty-three years ago)

sweet merciful christ!

― fields of salmon (fieldsofsalmon), Sunday, 20 July 2003 07:28 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm gonna go buy some new lego!

Oh, saw on the Lego site that the Imperial Star Destroyer is coming out in the Autumn, it's the biggest lego-set ever!

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 20 July 2003 07:48 (twenty-three years ago)

jel that is the best news in the world

― Millar (Millar), Sunday, 20 July 2003 15:59 (twenty-three years ago)

not for the rebel alliance!!

― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 20 July 2003 16:03 (twenty-three years ago)

what about this one:

http://www.thereverend.com/brick_testament/

― A Nairn (moretap), Sunday, 20 July 2003 16:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Now that's just silly.

― Sommermute (Wintermute), Sunday, 20 July 2003 16:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh.My.God

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 20 July 2003 16:37 (twenty-three years ago)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/revbps/bricktestament/jesus-is-born/lk01_35.jpg

― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 20 July 2003 17:04 (twenty-three years ago)

ham the father of canaan saw his father's nakedness:

http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/revbps/bricktestament/noahs-insobriety/gn09_22a.jpg

This is the grebtest thing in the history of human culture.

― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 20 July 2003 17:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Which side are these lego guys on? This is high satire!!

http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/revbps/bricktestament/beast/lv20_16.jpg

Lv 20:16: "If a woman approaches an animal to have sex with it, kill the woman and the animal. They are certainly to be put to death. Their blood is on their own heads."

― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 20 July 2003 17:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Lego Auschwitz to thread

― stevem (blueski), Sunday, 20 July 2003 17:27 (twenty-three years ago)

poor lego elephant

― Millar (Millar), Sunday, 20 July 2003 17:29 (twenty-three years ago)

>Lego Auschwitz to thread

The LEGO Auschwitz was so lame. If you looked closely at the pictures, they weren't photos of real LEGO models, just photoshop jobs using LEGO textures. The "artist" couldn't even be bothered to put together a fairly simple LEGO building - this is why I hate modern art.

― fletrejet, Sunday, 20 July 2003 17:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Also:

http://fraggle.alkali.org/stuffage/legoatse/

― fletrejet, Sunday, 20 July 2003 18:06 (twenty-three years ago)

i always understood Lego Auschwitz to be a physically real model - have i been misled?

― stevem (blueski), Sunday, 20 July 2003 18:08 (twenty-three years ago)

>i always understood Lego Auschwitz to be a physically real model - have i been misled?

Maybe there are several - it is sort of an obvious idea. The one I am thinking of was a set of box covers done by an artist 1-2 years ago and caused the usual controversies.

― fletrejet, Sunday, 20 July 2003 18:35 (twenty-three years ago)

yeh i guess that was all it was. i remember laughing at it at the time in that 'so outrageous its funny' way people sometimes do.

― stevem (blueski), Sunday, 20 July 2003 18:37 (twenty-three years ago)

First Lego Men in Space

I think these are really in space.

― Simeon (Simeon), Sunday, 20 July 2003 18:54 (twenty-three years ago)

knickers, I mean this:
http://www.abc.net.au/rn/science/buzz/stories/s891511.htm

― Simeon (Simeon), Sunday, 20 July 2003 18:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Lego Bible is better then god!

― RickyT (RickyT), Sunday, 20 July 2003 22:11 (twenty-three years ago)

It was all about the blue Lego spaceships with the yellow windows. SO GOOD. I developed a Lego gatling laser canon on like 4 hinges!!!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 21 July 2003 05:40 (twenty-three years ago)

All the citizens agreed with Hamor and his son Shechem, and every male was circumcised.

http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/revbps/bricktestament/rape-treachery-and-s/gn34_24.jpg

(also the rest of this story (Rape, Treachery and Slaughter) is great, but only in the standard "The Old Testament is full of sec & Violence" way)

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 21 July 2003 10:59 (twenty-three years ago)

four months pass...

Motherfuckers!

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 13:02 (twenty-two years ago)

CLOUD CITY, motherfuckers!

― Jeremy the Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 15:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I need this for my new apartment. I saw it in the xmas catalog today (my parent's house still gets them every year).

― TOMBOT, Sunday, 30 November 2003 03:22 (twenty-two years ago)

two weeks pass...

They make a Lego Mos Eisley Cantina!!

― Allyzay, Friday, 19 December 2003 03:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I want a Lego Buffalo Bill Basement from "Silence of the Lambs".

"It puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose again!"

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 19 December 2003 03:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think FAO Schwarz carries that one this year.

― Allyzay, Friday, 19 December 2003 03:43 (twenty-two years ago)

...which is why they should call themselves F.A'HOLE Schwarz.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 19 December 2003 03:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I know why they're going out of business, seriously. They NEVER carried the aforementioned Star Destroyer!! What kind of business deals in this kind of tomfoolery, you know?

― Allyzay, Friday, 19 December 2003 03:46 (twenty-two years ago)

It's that "Welcome to our World.." jingle that's always playing there.....it's driven them all stark raving mad.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 19 December 2003 03:49 (twenty-two years ago)

They got like 400 Lego XWings though, that shit is just wrong. I mean who cares? If it was 400 Lego Millennium Falcons, I'd understand, but this is just poor management.

― Allyzay, Friday, 19 December 2003 03:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Anyone who makes me a Lego Castle Grayskull will be cured of AIDS.

― Dean Gulberry (deangulberry), Friday, 19 December 2003 04:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't even have AIDS but I'm totally thinking of making a Lego Castle Grayskull now!

― Allyzay, Friday, 19 December 2003 04:08 (twenty-two years ago)

http://castlegrayskull.org/cgi-bin/getpicture?Image=hmfiguresaccessoryvehicleplayset/CastleGrayskull

― Dean Gulberry (deangulberry), Friday, 19 December 2003 04:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Can you make a Lego "red x in white box"? You only the flu vaccine for that one though.

― Dean Gulberry (deangulberry), Friday, 19 December 2003 04:12 (twenty-two years ago)

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― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 18:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Forget the Lego artwork, I want that dude's t-shirt!

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 18:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I am going to get into so much trouble when I buy that game.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 18:43 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG of all the games that NEED to be released on GAMECUBE, yet AREN'T. LEGO ASSHOLES.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 19:19 (twenty-one years ago)

When my friend Will and I were getting to be about 10 and 11 and still playing with LEGOs, I remember us calling the parts that were holes you plugged the peg bits into to connect them the LEGO ASSES.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 19:20 (twenty-one years ago)

IN A MASSIVE COINCIDENCE, MY BIRTHDAY IS IN APRIL.

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 4 January 2005 19:24 (twenty-one years ago)

seven months pass...

http://www.reasonablyclever.com/lego/firefly/index.htm

url says it all really. as seen on slashdot.

― koogs (koogs), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 15:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I still don't have the video game.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 24 August 2005 16:35 (twenty-one years ago)

three months pass...

local man has ambition

Also, i didn't know that they came in 90 different colors now...

― kingfish hobo juckie (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 28 November 2005 18:59 (twenty years ago)

Am deeply saddened that the link that started this doesn't work anymore. People at work used to my ways talked me down from the Lego Star Destroyer a while ago. I brought it up again just now having been reminded, I'm still not allowed. Bastards.

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 12:03 (twenty years ago)

Kv, people at your work are fools. You should talk to Mister Monkey, who would LOVE a Lego star destroyer to go with his Lego ATAT and his Lego super car thingy.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 12:59 (twenty years ago)

Fuck Star Destroyers! If you want to go all Imperial on some Lego planet's ass...
http://www.petebarrwatson.com/images/lego_death_star_1_.jpg

― Stone Monkey (Stone Monkey), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 13:12 (twenty years ago)

No I've got one of them to instructed to break a finger should she see me at any time with card in front of PC due to impulsive purchases in the past! Though I have known about this for months...

No, the storage... Won't somebody think of the storage! The death star would take up less space... NO! Get behind me ILX!

My little lego ATAT was used at a party by friends to molest a penguin statue I have. I've never looked at it the same way again. Coincidentally the neck is sodded so it constantly looks hangdog. Good. Sick puppy that it is!

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 13:49 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...

8-foot-long one of a kind battlecruiser, anyone? It goes to charity!

― kingfish holiday travesty (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 22 December 2005 17:39 (twenty years ago)

Wow, it's awesome.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 22 December 2005 17:45 (twenty years ago)

holy shit. 450 hours. I give up.

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 22 December 2005 17:48 (twenty years ago)

Erik Varszegi is my new role model!

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 22 December 2005 17:50 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://www.zemi.net/shipyard/

The gallery has some AMAZING SHIT

― TOMBOT, Friday, 6 January 2006 17:31 (twenty years ago)

NEEEERRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSS

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 6 January 2006 17:47 (twenty years ago)

this would make my son
probably explode and die
so I won't show him

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 6 January 2006 17:50 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

Cthulego is Rising!

Note the Tardis.

and Dalek.

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 6 February 2006 03:49 (twenty years ago)

five months pass...

Bump. I love you lego.

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Thursday, 13 July 2006 20:02 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?f=269073

try & count as many pop culture refs as you can, from Spaceballs to "Thriller" to Dr Who & others

― kingfish, Monday, 6 August 2007 05:29 (nineteen years ago)

Oh my god, the photos upthread that mark s posted are making me Roffle mighty hard about now.

― Bimble, Monday, 6 August 2007 06:09 (nineteen years ago)

four months pass...

OK, need help. I used to have a couple lego style toys. I don't think the blocks etc were compatible. They were major ships (naval and civilian) that were in a smaller scale than most lego things. A destroy was 6 to 8 inches long and it came with a small helicopter. Anybody know the brand? It seemed almost fancier than lego. Any ideas?

― Spencer Chow, Friday, 21 December 2007 23:55 (eighteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

Mega Blocks?

At any rate, how to tell when you're an overachiever:

http://www.zemi.net/?p=357
Lego Geodesic Dome!

― kingfish, Sunday, 20 January 2008 19:08 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.fbtbforums.net/viewtopic.php?t=25231

A contest for the best Steampunk Star Wars construction

― kingfish, Sunday, 20 January 2008 19:14 (eighteen years ago)

crazyness: http://www.brothers-brick.com/

― kingfish, Sunday, 20 January 2008 19:19 (eighteen years ago)

six months pass...

http://www.hermit.org/Blakes7/Gallery/Special.html

http://www.knightwriter.org/AA/Gallery/LegoT/Orac___Avon.jpeg

http://www.knightwriter.org/AA/Gallery/LegoF/Liderator_side.jpeg

― kingfish, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 04:11 (eighteen years ago)

http://acarol.woz.org/FullEngineFrontSmall.jpg

― Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 04:20 (eighteen years ago)

this is such a great thread.

― Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 04:24 (eighteen years ago)

classic photos recreated in lego:

http://www.wired.com/culture/art/multimedia/2008/08/gallery_legophotog?slide=2&slideView=2

― koogs, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 09:42 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

Lego Batmang is out!

― Office Cat is Eating the Monitor Again (kingfish), Monday, 29 September 2008 06:17 (eighteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lego_Batman:_The_Video_Game

http://legobatmangame.com/

― Office Cat is Eating the Monitor Again (kingfish), Monday, 29 September 2008 06:25 (eighteen years ago)

eight months pass...

Lego tilting train: http://bit.ly/U6WQS

― Richard Jones, Saturday, 6 June 2009 05:52 (seventeen years ago)

lego fallingwater is going to be the shit

― punky boozester (jergins), Saturday, 6 June 2009 06:01 (seventeen years ago)

two months pass...

http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/9421/iphone711.jpg

lego tauntaun motherfuckers

― kingfish, Saturday, 5 September 2009 22:09 (seventeen years ago)

two months pass...

http://retardmedia.com/2007/10/16/old-school-lego-spaceship/

love the interiors on that thing

― Great Scott! It's Molecular Man. (Ste), Thursday, 5 November 2009 23:04 (sixteen years ago)

Satellite ->
<- Interstellar Probe

― StanM, Thursday, 5 November 2009 23:08 (sixteen years ago)

I've recently come into $150 in gift certificates for a store that sells absolutely nothing I want... save some new clothes, or a LEGO STAR DESTROYER.

You'd think the decision would be easier.

― Millsner, Friday, 6 November 2009 11:13 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/images/july07/alien.jpg

there's not much that hasn't been legofied is there.

must.....stop...endlessly....browsing.....lego

― Great Scott! It's Molecular Man. (Ste), Friday, 6 November 2009 13:43 (sixteen years ago)

I want a Lego Santa. One of you must buy me a Lego Santa.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31fwGkW9l6L._SL500_AA280_.jpg

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001M5N2WK/

― kingfish, Friday, 13 November 2009 21:05 (sixteen years ago)

eight months pass...

http://www.flickr.com/photos/22488759@N03/sets/72157604067151396/