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For Milo, a pervy question.

What things have you done to please yr partner which just really don't do it for you?

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Saturday, 19 July 2003 21:10 (twenty-three years ago)

the worst was helping her sister move, twice.

― dan (dan), Saturday, 19 July 2003 21:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Dan, this is supposed to be a sex question!

erm, unless you are talking about sex. . .

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Saturday, 19 July 2003 21:22 (twenty-three years ago)

"move"

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 19 July 2003 21:25 (twenty-three years ago)

switched to briefs for a while

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 19 July 2003 21:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Giving up sex for Lent - and I'm not Catholic, dammit.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Saturday, 19 July 2003 22:10 (twenty-three years ago)

I dressed up as German soldier a few times for an ex-girlfriend, and I also whipped her with my tie, but I did it so it wouldn't hurt, to be honest. Also I pretended to be a strict schoolteacher while she dressed as a schoolgirl. I was quite happy to do it but she irritated me putting on that little girl voice, which didn't suit her.

― thoth (Jake Proudlock), Saturday, 19 July 2003 22:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Like a German soldier? Circa what era?

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Saturday, 19 July 2003 22:49 (twenty-three years ago)

1979, he had this really gross moustache

― Thoth's Gal (J0hn Darn1elle), Saturday, 19 July 2003 22:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Come on milo, we've all had nazi sex.

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 19 July 2003 22:54 (twenty-three years ago)

All sex is Nazi sex.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Saturday, 19 July 2003 22:55 (twenty-three years ago)

SCHNELL

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 19 July 2003 22:56 (twenty-three years ago)

ACHTUNG BABY

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 19 July 2003 22:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Bono Sex has to be worse than Nazi Sex.

"I want to COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 19 July 2003 23:09 (twenty-three years ago)

I still haven't found what I'm looking for (said while perusing SS uniforms)

― Millar (Millar), Saturday, 19 July 2003 23:14 (twenty-three years ago)

she gave me the unforgettable fire

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 19 July 2003 23:16 (twenty-three years ago)

"I'm even better than the real thing, baby," said Bono as he unzipped his pants < / U2 Slashfic >

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 19 July 2003 23:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Haha looking at 1 (one) pair of man-legs vs. ahem, you know, \\seeing it all happen!!@@! no contest. But turnabout is fair play—Sam are you saying there's no equivalent for tha ladies?

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 19 July 2003 23:28 (twenty-three years ago)

(Millar I found your lighter!)

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 19 July 2003 23:33 (twenty-three years ago)

my answer to the question: "suppressed my kinks"

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Saturday, 19 July 2003 23:35 (twenty-three years ago)

oh once i proposed to a girl too

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 19 July 2003 23:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Tracer: AWESOME

― Millar (Millar), Sunday, 20 July 2003 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

see this thread's title

― rosemary (rosemary), Sunday, 20 July 2003 02:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Same here. it's one of those things that are best when the playaz know the style well and do it well. It's one thing if the sex is bad. But bad reverse cowgirl is REALLY bad.

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 20 July 2003 02:45 (twenty-three years ago)

(mainly for the BYDA)

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 20 July 2003 02:47 (twenty-three years ago)

I had a partner who wanted me to hit her in the face. So I did, and immediately I felt nauseous. So I did it again. She loved it. Jesus christ.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Sunday, 20 July 2003 03:09 (twenty-three years ago)

get yr U2 sex off my thread!!

Reverse Cowgirl. . .it's not just the view really, it just feels like awkwards. I always feel like I'm going to lose my balance and break his dick in half or something. Male equivalent, hmm, I can't imagine one.

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Sunday, 20 July 2003 03:24 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd think that reverse cowgirl would bring psychological baggage, too. Like "Oh, God, he must watch a lot of cheesy porn." Or feelings of starring in said cheesy porn.

I don't think I could ever get into BDSM if a woman asked me. I wouldn't have a hard time being dominated (minus the S&M part), but there's no way I could pull off the dominator (er?) role. Way too laidback and soft-spoken.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Sunday, 20 July 2003 03:38 (twenty-three years ago)

That is crazy, I had no idea there were "associations" with reverse cowgirl!! I wasn't even aware of its existence until somebody sprung it on ME, (and I was like "ooh, damn, girl!!") Never noticed dick-breaking sensation THANK GOD. Sometimes "normal" cowgirl can get a bit eh but it thee ladies like it, and u know I'm a slave to thee ladies (haha never literally, though, I dunno if I could handle that, milo)

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Sunday, 20 July 2003 03:45 (twenty-three years ago)

I like regular cowgirl when the boy is sitting in a chair. rowr.

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Sunday, 20 July 2003 03:48 (twenty-three years ago)

I dunno, maybe it's just me, but reverse cowgirl seems like the ultimate porn move, up there with facials. The least 'intimate' position possible?

And I don't even want to consider dick-breaking sensations. That's a thought that never needs to enter into my mind.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Sunday, 20 July 2003 03:49 (twenty-three years ago)

(I've got Lou Reed's "Sex With Your Parents" in my head now. ARGH)

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Sunday, 20 July 2003 03:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Never noticed dick-breaking sensation THANK GOD.

(heh heh, you're lucky... thank god it was just a sensation and not the real thing. i now have very strong opinions about cowgirl being done by only those willing to perfect the craft, and not just jump on and start careless gyrating)

(and in my incident, i did not initiate it)

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 20 July 2003 03:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Its popular in porn because it gives a clear full-frontal view of the woman being fucked.

In real life... its ok. Its din't feel like anything would break either.

― fletrejet, Sunday, 20 July 2003 03:54 (twenty-three years ago)

I do hope I'm not the only male here who likes reverse cowgirl. I am, aren't I? ah well.

― M Matos (M Matos), Sunday, 20 July 2003 04:02 (twenty-three years ago)

no I like that shit

― James Blount (James Blount), Sunday, 20 July 2003 04:13 (twenty-three years ago)

them chicks that wanna be hit are a bit much too

― James Blount (James Blount), Sunday, 20 July 2003 04:14 (twenty-three years ago)

but most disturbing: tori amos fans

― James Blount (James Blount), Sunday, 20 July 2003 04:14 (twenty-three years ago)

depends on where they wanna be hit, really. never had anyone want to be hit in the face, though

― M Matos (M Matos), Sunday, 20 July 2003 04:16 (twenty-three years ago)

the one Tori fan I dated was pretty vanilla, actually.

― M Matos (M Matos), Sunday, 20 July 2003 04:19 (twenty-three years ago)

This thread shares much info.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 20 July 2003 04:55 (twenty-three years ago)

That is so deadpan and funny, Ned.

Can I just ask, is it really gauche to say 'that was so funny' after someone says something funny?

― maryann (maryann), Sunday, 20 July 2003 05:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Heavens! of course not ; )

― James Blount (James Blount), Sunday, 20 July 2003 05:23 (twenty-three years ago)

*bows*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 20 July 2003 05:38 (twenty-three years ago)

But maybe it's kind of vain like, oh, you would never have known that was funny if I didn't say so.

― m.s (m .s), Sunday, 20 July 2003 05:38 (twenty-three years ago)

By the way I have changed my name to m.s.

― m.s (m .s), Sunday, 20 July 2003 05:39 (twenty-three years ago)

people keep changing their names I'm gonna change my name to grade a asswhuppah and start whupping yalls asses

― James Blount (James Blount), Sunday, 20 July 2003 05:41 (twenty-three years ago)

But James do you really want the future Mrs Blount to be googling the 'reverse cowgirl style' thread? She might be outraged that you even read it.

― m.s (m .s), Sunday, 20 July 2003 05:47 (twenty-three years ago)

I only have one ass.

― yall (Oops), Sunday, 20 July 2003 05:47 (twenty-three years ago)

haha - the future Mrs Blount!

― James Blount (James Blount), Sunday, 20 July 2003 05:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Hello Kitty doing the Wild Thang, maybe. Cartoon-porn tattoos 4-ever!

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Sunday, 20 July 2003 20:53 (twenty-three years ago)

With Chocoat?!? Perve.

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Sunday, 20 July 2003 21:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Chococat is hott.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Sunday, 20 July 2003 21:03 (twenty-three years ago)

And, really, Hello Kitty and Chococat wouldn't be any worse than the Isz tattoos I almost got (from the Maxx).

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Sunday, 20 July 2003 21:06 (twenty-three years ago)

/more practical advice: chococat stickers!! for the knobby knees.
this is just plain silly mon

― kephm, Sunday, 20 July 2003 21:11 (twenty-three years ago)

I went through the motions with her
Her on top and me on liquor

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Sunday, 20 July 2003 22:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Didn't do no good
Well I didn't think it would. ..

oh sorry.

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Sunday, 20 July 2003 23:00 (twenty-three years ago)

yep, it's all about that fine ass, definitely

― M Matos (M Matos), Sunday, 20 July 2003 23:41 (twenty-three years ago)

In one relationship I got sick of dirty talk after a while tho my partner kept asking for more. It was fun at first but I started to run out of novel ideas and the whole thinking real hard constructing elaborate fantasy scenario playacting thing kinda distracted me from the, er, action at hand.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Monday, 21 July 2003 01:46 (twenty-three years ago)

MAYBE IT WAS THE NACHOS?

― lephm, Monday, 21 July 2003 07:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Sterling is a thinker about these things, and (sadly?) I can relate. That kinda thing *should* wear off. If it wears off for one person much sooner than it does for the other, it's time to question the nature of the relationship.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 21 July 2003 07:08 (twenty-three years ago)

This thread shares much info.

― kephm, Monday, 21 July 2003 07:17 (twenty-three years ago)

I remember the girlfriend I mentioned said, let's spend all Saturday evening acting out scenarios. And I'm thinking, "What about the Premiership"?

― thoth (Jake Proudlock), Monday, 21 July 2003 10:59 (twenty-three years ago)

this is the greatest position ever invented.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 21 July 2003 11:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Problem with the knees up thing (and if his knees are knobbly in that position then you've got a freak on your hands) is that the chap loses a good inch or two in length. Obviously this isn't necessarily a problem, but it does make it slightly less fulfilling for both parties and increases the likelihood of slipping out and breaking the penis.

I think RCS can be lovley and intimate, and yes, a fine view of the bum is achieved, but also you can touch each other, stretch around, lots of nice and different things.

― Mark C (Mark C), Monday, 21 July 2003 12:49 (twenty-three years ago)

you can also recite the lyrics to the Dogg Pounds "Bomb Ass Pussy" without hesitation.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 21 July 2003 12:52 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.speakeasy.org/%7Elila/brick_testament/the_seduction_of_lot/gn19_35b.jpg

― rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 21 July 2003 13:12 (twenty-three years ago)

They really have Lego illustrations for everything.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 July 2003 13:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Reverse cowgirl = totally classic, especially when Mr. Man is wore out exhausted but Mrs. Woman is totally ready to go.

And oh my god please tell me there isn't lego p0rn!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 21 July 2003 14:24 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.altervistas.com/sites/weird/118/

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 21 July 2003 14:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Legochick's smirk makes that foto muy classico

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 05:18 (twenty-three years ago)

R/Z you fucking rule.

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 06:58 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm just scared because naked lego people exist.

andy

― koogs (koogs), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 09:29 (twenty-three years ago)

I actually knew a guy who (supposedly) broke his dick. Apparently he was engaging in anal. I have no idea in what position. I do know for certain that he was killed several years ago in a road rage incident. Allegedly his last words were, "What are you going to do now, motherfucker? Shoot me?"

Just a little story.

― Lee G (Lee G), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 13:19 (twenty-three years ago)

That's Lot and his daughter in the Lego picture, by the way.

― rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 13:42 (twenty-three years ago)


why??why???


http://www.duepiu.net/gallery/gallery2/images/lego_porn_1.jpg

― ashamed, Tuesday, 22 July 2003 14:18 (twenty-three years ago)

http://oblivio.com/images/lego.jpg

― why, Tuesday, 22 July 2003 14:24 (twenty-three years ago)

the Cruisin' Playset.

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 14:27 (twenty-three years ago)

I love the look on the lego chick's face up there.

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 15:10 (twenty-three years ago)

She's kind of smirking about it, innit.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 16:41 (twenty-three years ago)

too bad her mans knees dont bend.

― kephm, Tuesday, 22 July 2003 17:02 (twenty-three years ago)

six years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyGZSS-lZ_g

― forksclovetofu, Saturday, 27 March 2010 21:23 (sixteen years ago)

three years pass...

gonna "bump" this again because it is a classic 0_o thread with major quotables

― blinded by aggro (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 August 2013 04:40 (thirteen years ago)

lol, I never saw this thread but it definitely shares much info.

― wk, Thursday, 15 August 2013 06:51 (thirteen years ago)

The Land Before ILTMI...

― Uncle Cyril O'Boogie (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 15 August 2013 08:46 (thirteen years ago)

I obtain much info

― HOOS next aka won't get steened again (Hurting 2), Thursday, 15 August 2013 13:20 (thirteen years ago)

and a triple-lutz into a reverse cowgirl style!

― Fais ce que voudra, occiderai de même (Michael White), Thursday, 15 August 2013 15:20 (thirteen years ago)

who was "thatgirl"

― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Thursday, 15 August 2013 16:23 (thirteen years ago)

Sally

― splack those hams (how's life), Thursday, 15 August 2013 16:25 (thirteen years ago)

who was "thatgirl"

― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Thursday, August 15, 2013 9:23 AM (29 minutes ago)

Señorita, mas fina...

― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 15 August 2013 16:54 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdyxEps1uXY

― Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Thursday, 15 August 2013 16:58 (thirteen years ago)

http://youtu.be/rdyxEps1uXY

― Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Thursday, 15 August 2013 16:58 (thirteen years ago)

I really do not understand the embedding fxn.

― Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Thursday, 15 August 2013 16:59 (thirteen years ago)

I liked Sam. I remember she left in a huff but can't remember why. It happens eh.

― Here's to Shooting Up (rip van wanko), Thursday, 15 August 2013 17:08 (thirteen years ago)

luna is why iirc

― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 15 August 2013 17:13 (thirteen years ago)

man, I pay so little attention to intra-board feuds and the like

― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Thursday, 15 August 2013 17:14 (thirteen years ago)

main embedding youtube technique tips:
1) can't have https, gotta be http
2) the only thing between the identifying video data and youtube.com needs to be "watch?v="
so minus the space after youtube.com/, this would work:
http://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=rdyxEps1uXY

― blinded by aggro (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 August 2013 17:31 (thirteen years ago)

lol, all that should be in the "show formatting help" b/c i have never succeeded at youtube embed

― marcos, Thursday, 15 August 2013 18:57 (thirteen years ago)

but yea

who was "thatgirl"

― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Thursday, August 15, 2013 9:23 AM (29 minutes ago)

Señorita, mas fina...

― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, August 15, 2013 4:54 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― marcos, Thursday, 15 August 2013 18:57 (thirteen years ago)

Reverse Gangnam Style:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0wpMqEvfsA

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 15 August 2013 19:15 (thirteen years ago)


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