There's a wasp going nuts on my desk.

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It appears to be having some sort of a fit.

― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 20 July 2003 01:06 (twenty-three years ago)

ATTACK!

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 20 July 2003 01:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Damn it the little fucker's dodging me, It was only feigning madness.

― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 20 July 2003 01:09 (twenty-three years ago)

You must first seduce it

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 20 July 2003 01:12 (twenty-three years ago)

I'll just stick some Barry White on.

― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 20 July 2003 01:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Bad move, turns out it was a fan, now it's sobbing uncontrollably.

― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 20 July 2003 01:23 (twenty-three years ago)

wait, a fan was making it move and it was dead? are you hallucinating? what's going on?

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Sunday, 20 July 2003 01:44 (twenty-three years ago)

The wasp was a fan of the late Barry White. Hearing the deep bass throb of "My fast, my last, my everything" has reduced it to tears and now I feel guilty. There is a melancholy cast to it's thorax-grooming, and it's antennae quiver with pure, raw emotion.

― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 20 July 2003 01:56 (twenty-three years ago)

"You will never find..."

― Walter the Wasp (Oops), Sunday, 20 July 2003 02:00 (twenty-three years ago)

wait, it likes "you're gonnna miss my lovin'" by that other guy? Is it dead now? was this a truly sentient being?

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Sunday, 20 July 2003 04:26 (twenty-three years ago)

It's not a wasp! It's a nanobot space ship!

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 20 July 2003 07:49 (twenty-three years ago)

The wasp is trying to communicate with you

― C J (C J), Sunday, 20 July 2003 08:19 (twenty-three years ago)

It's OK, it's downstairs reading the paper now. And using up all my tea.

― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 20 July 2003 09:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Wasps are real gits!

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 20 July 2003 10:56 (twenty-three years ago)

wasps tip the scales

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Sunday, 20 July 2003 18:36 (twenty-three years ago)

wasps are nice if you are nice to them!!

― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 20 July 2003 19:18 (twenty-three years ago)

I gave it all my tea, what more do you want?

― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 20 July 2003 21:39 (twenty-three years ago)

two years pass...

Two years down the line, the wasp and I are no longer friends. He took the good china, and left me only with shitty Clarice Clift repros.

We did have an argument about who got the copy of David Gray's White ladder though, just like on the telly. He won, and I had to keep it.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 11:34 (twenty-one years ago)

What's the world's most dangerous bee?
Hepitatus B

― Come Back Johnny B (Johnney B), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 11:36 (twenty-one years ago)

matt, i'd like to know you

― dahlin (dahlin), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 11:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Good lord, is it already more than 2 years since Barry White died?

― Mädchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 11:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm fairly easy to know

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 11:46 (twenty-one years ago)

seems like about 5 years to me.

― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 12:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I once saw someone karate chop a wasp in half. I know, I know, it sounds implausable, but what I can say with 100% certainty is that at the end of the exercise its head was lying on the pub floor and its body was also lying on the pub floor, a few inches away.

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Just tell the wasp its kids are getting into good schools, it'll settle down.

― Boring Satanic Space Jazz (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 20:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Put the wasps back into the cigar tube.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

But there's already a hummingbird in there!

― chrisco (chrisco), Thursday, 28 July 2005 00:02 (twenty-one years ago)

two years pass...

A further two years down the line, the wasp has attempted to friend me on Facebook. The nerve of some people.

― Matt, Sunday, 14 October 2007 21:09 (eighteen years ago)

Wow to this thread.

― roxymuzak, Sunday, 14 October 2007 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

I am intrigued to note that two of my exes are in its top friends list. Also a bunch of wasps.

― Matt, Monday, 15 October 2007 20:36 (eighteen years ago)

I misread this thread title. That's all have to say.

― The Reverend, Monday, 15 October 2007 21:24 (eighteen years ago)

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