Can elves grow sideburns?

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― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 14:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Well I don't see why the answer would be "no".

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 14:22 (twenty-three years ago)

They would be pointy sideburns. To match their ears.

― kate (kate), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 14:23 (twenty-three years ago)

this is the best thread ever... religious sideburns would be best

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 14:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, the evil girl who lives next door to us has a brother who looks like an elf on stilts - now I've been saying this for years but nobody had a clue what I was on about until LOTR came out - now I tell them he's got elf like features but is tall and skinny and they get it!
PS - He has sideburns, which is why I was rambling inanely...

― smee (smee), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 14:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Can Elvis grow sideburns?

Quite clearly he could.

― James Ball (James Ball), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 14:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Elves can't grow beards or proper sideburns (at least in the AD&D universe).

― fletrejet, Tuesday, 22 July 2003 14:27 (twenty-three years ago)

If they can eat ice cream then they can grow sideburns.

― Larcole (Nicole), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 14:29 (twenty-three years ago)

a garden of sideburns?

― kephm, Tuesday, 22 July 2003 14:33 (twenty-three years ago)

maybe their sideburns are INVISIBLE

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 14:36 (twenty-three years ago)

http://ladyathene.bravepages.com/stpatimages/leprechaun.gif

― Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 14:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Elves, being blameless and holy creatures, have renounced sideburns as the work of the devil that they are.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 14:38 (twenty-three years ago)

N. to thread! (sorry, man)

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 14:39 (twenty-three years ago)

who is the evil girl nextdoor?

i want a world populated by amish elves and hott goth girls! (see several threads to get the gist of this, but ilx has made me think of these things lately!)

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 14:40 (twenty-three years ago)

This is so overwhelmingly obvious, nza! I thought you were one of us die-throwing nerds!

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 14:41 (twenty-three years ago)

You are not alone, Dave.

― Larcole (Nicole), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 14:41 (twenty-three years ago)

If the elves have buttons, they cannot be Amish.

Teeny, Nickalicious denies his past. Now, the DM Guide.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 14:42 (twenty-three years ago)

The girl next door is EVIL coz she has a little dog wot she can't control and she plays loud scary dance/trance/whatever that mind numbing stuff is type music and wears very little clothing and lots of make-up, obv. Duh.

― smee (smee), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 14:43 (twenty-three years ago)

where is this?

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 14:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Erm, next door...

― smee (smee), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 14:48 (twenty-three years ago)

From Google Image Search:

"Your search - elves with sideburns - did not match any documents."

Well then that settles it huh?

(ps you will nevah expose my secret past, not even with a critical hit roll on a d20!)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 14:50 (twenty-three years ago)

geographically? sounds like wales...

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 14:56 (twenty-three years ago)

I just laughed out loud at work and I'm getting strange looks - Dave, from what evidence do you draw this conclusion?

― smee (smee), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 14:57 (twenty-three years ago)

little uncontrollable dogs, noisy women wearing not much and being a nightmare, brothers with funny faces... sounds like a domestic scene from where my cousins live, in wales... could be anywhere, but hey... guess i'm prejudiced

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 15:01 (twenty-three years ago)

I must have missed the hott goth girl thread.

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 15:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Dave, I live just outside Glasgow, remind me never to go visit your cousins....

― smee (smee), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 12:18 (twenty-three years ago)

there wld never be any reason for you to... trust me

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 12:20 (twenty-three years ago)

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