The most upfront sexual proposition you have ever made/received to/from someone you've just met

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I sometimes wonder how I would react if someone attractive came up to me and said 'I want to fuck you'. Badly, probably. I think there was a survey on this.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 16:46 (twenty-one years ago)

a friend of mine told me a guy once said this to her and i think it worked. i was amazed (depends on factors like what she was like, what the guy who said it was like etc. but still).

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 16:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually that has happened to me a few times, all in college. Needless to say I was happy to oblige.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 16:51 (twenty-one years ago)

i have never been propositioned or propositioned

i think i might like to be as a larf, but i have a feeling as, when anyone attractive shows me kindness of a sort, i would immediately think they were mocking me ala 7th grade

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 16:51 (twenty-one years ago)

"i think you're cool, homer simpson"

"sandra, that was mean"

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 16:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually it doesn't have to be someone you've just met. Just someone you've not had sex with before.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 16:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I've been asked to make out with people and obliged but not have sex.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 16:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes yes, with your sister, we know.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 16:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I once came home to find a cute friend of mine in my bed in her underwear. That was surprising.

― Paul Eater (eater), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 16:55 (twenty-one years ago)

suddenly i feel as i've lead a very uninteresting life

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 16:56 (twenty-one years ago)

How did she attempt to explain this position, Paul?

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 16:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I think it was intended to be self-evident, or evident from the sexiness of the underwear.

― Paul Eater (eater), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 16:58 (twenty-one years ago)

With people I've just met, it's only ever happened when I've been in a long-term relationship -- the most memorable time, the girl turned out to be really cool, but I hadn't gotten her number or last name or anything like that and we'd only run into each other because she was hanging out with a friend's sister who was checking out the campus (i.e. she did not go to my school, chances of running into her randomly again pretty much nil) -- and my girlfriend and I broke up like two weeks later (for unrelated reasons).

Oh, and at Hampshire, of course, but that hardly counts.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 16:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Had she broken into your apartment?

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 16:59 (twenty-one years ago)

The better question is, did the ploy work?

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)

usually i never had to say anything, just put out the vibe...

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

It was the summer of 1996. I was a young man who'd recently had his heart badly broken for the first time. I was a drifter, having just completed an 8-month sting in the domestic youth volunteer corps and having nowhere I really wanted to be. So, naturally, I was in Vancouver.
My friend and I went to a football game, the Lions and the Allouettes. It was a blowout, but I can't remember for who anymore. I'm inclined to think the Als.
After the game, Shane decided to take me to a stripclub. I'd never been to one, since there aren't really any where I'm from. We went to the first one we saw, which was called, I think, the Penthouse. It was in the basement.
I found the place mostly unsettling and not at all titillating. In my then-bleeding heart way, I felt just awful for the women on stage. I wanted to leave.
"It's not THAT bad," Shane said, an old-time Ontario fratboy with much experience in the seedy life. And then he got up and went to the bathroom, leaving me alone at the table.
Within seconds a rough looking women in her mid-to-late 30s sat down in his seat. "You wanna come back to my place and fool around for a while," she asked.
"No thank you," I whimpered and she left, on to her next mark.
By the time Shane got back--it seemed like forever--I was nearly blubbering.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

This one girl in college, just randomly went down on the ol' brazole one night. Didn't even say a word to me. My response to the deed "your gonna get fucked now". She obliged.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

My then-housemates let her in, I presume.

And NO I did not acquiesce. Sometimes I regret that a lot. I was in a tired and perverse mood, and she was, among other things, underage and silly.

― Paul Eater (eater), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

you think rather highly of yerself chris. with all that "vibe".

― Chris Radford (Chris Radford), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

mad vibe.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:11 (twenty-one years ago)

and change that to "I thought rather highly of myself", i don't anymore.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

never been asked but if i was i prob would run away.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Upfront sexual propositions from illegally young yet very attractive people = unfuckingbelievably DUD.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Women scare me.
So do dogs and children.

― Bruce Urquhart (Bruce Urquhart), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:19 (twenty-one years ago)

chris you're kind of grossing me out.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:20 (twenty-one years ago)

oh come on.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:20 (twenty-one years ago)

chris v = my hero

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:27 (twenty-one years ago)

brazole?

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Obviously none of you have ever been to a gay bar, where upfront sexual propositions are dime-a-dozen. But once I went to this god-awful piano bar, and some old [65+] grabbed my hand and placed it on his crotch. That seemed rather upfront.

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:28 (twenty-one years ago)

My high-school chemistry teacher always told this story about going to college with a name Wally Wimple (we're talking the '50s at least). According to the teacher, his buddy Wally would go to mixers, walk up to a woman he liked the look of, and say, "Hi, my name's Wally Wimple, would you like to sleep with me?" Usually, the intended declined and Wally moved on to the next one. The upshot is that even though he was turned down time after time, he averaged a 1-in-10 rate of success. I'm sure this was supposed to impart a lesson to us, although now I'm not exactly sure what.

― Lee G (Lee G), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:34 (twenty-one years ago)

My friend and I went to a football game, the Lions and the Allouettes.

Next week, watch as the Toronto Velociraptors take on the Halifax Dustbunnies.

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Lee, Boomhauer from King of the Hill uses the exact same technique.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:36 (twenty-one years ago)

boomhauer is brilliant.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:37 (twenty-one years ago)

mmbmmbmbmbmbmmbmbmelmbmabmbmbmabmmbmabmabmb, uh-huh, mbmhabhbmbhbmbmabhbmbhabmb your number?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:38 (twenty-one years ago)

More to the point, several years ago I ran into a woman I've known and flirted with for some years at the wedding of mutual friends. We were talking about this and that and out of nowhere she just cut to the chase. Right about then her date came back from the bathroom. I haven't seen her since, and that's probably best for all concerned.

― Lee G (Lee G), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:38 (twenty-one years ago)

''I'm sure this was supposed to impart a lesson to us, although now I'm not exactly sure what.''

that if you do this now, you'd be killed?

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Paul's post sounds eerily familiar to me. (I was not underage and silly, however)

― C J (C J), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Phil, tell the Chinese train story.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:48 (twenty-one years ago)

BEST STORY EVAH!

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:50 (twenty-one years ago)

"Do you want to eat?" has entered my vocabulary so hardcore.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Chinese train story

ooh! IS this a position?!? ha ha

― Sarah mclusky (coco), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:52 (twenty-one years ago)

none/none

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:55 (twenty-one years ago)

and some old [65+] grabbed my hand and placed it on his crotch. That seemed rather upfront.

this happened to me a couple of weeks ago! except the guy was young and pretty hot! but i still didnt go out with him.

― minna (minna), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 18:06 (twenty-one years ago)

that if you do this now, you'd be killed?

Well, he was imparting this wisdom some 20 years ago. Those were different times, as the poet once said. Plus, I think there might have been a statistical possibility "learning moment" imbedded in there somewhere. Jeez, can you imagine a high-school teacher telling that story in class nowadays? You could end up on the six o'clock news.

Having reread the original thread topic, I realize my other story doesn't count. But I remember that I did have a young woman (she said 18) e-mail me a few years back to tell me she loved my writing would therefore like to (ahem) love me. An offer of sex sight unseen isn't nearly as flattering as I would have thought.

― Lee G (Lee G), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 18:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh my God, I'm totally not telling the Chinese train story on ILX. What if my mom finds this?

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 18:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Phil's Mom is involved?
this Chinese train story just gets hotter and hotter, throw in Ally's sister and you've got porno gold, baby!

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 18:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Those of you who don't know the Chinese train story and are making wild stabs at its content: Know that your attempts aren't nearly as wild and wonderful as the story itself.

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 18:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I think we've shared enough of the Chinese train story so far to let everyone's minds explode.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 18:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I had found out my two best friends--one male and one female--had started going out together, which made me feel pretty alienated. (I was 19, so were they.) The next day I cleaned my apartment and got into an incredibly self-righteous mood, deciding I didn't want or need any friends ever again. I felt pretty cocky about it, too. That night I went to the Mpls. nightclub First Avenue--it was when they were still doing all-ages Sunday night dance parties--and was feeling pretty damn pleased with myself, what with my no-more-friends-ever stance. Out on the dancefloor, near the end of the night, I started noticing a girl about my height, with a Tintin-style shaved head (forelock), with a really cute face and ridiculously hot body. What I noticed was that (a) she was a good dancer, (b) she was elbowing everyone in her path except (c) me, whom she was staring right in the eye, and I'm thinking, "Haha little girl, I'm going to come up to you when this is over and say 'You're a really good dancer' and then leave like the no-friends-needed renegade I am." The song ends, we're looking each other square in the eye, and she grabs my hands, drags me to the bar and gives me her phone number. "Call me soon," she said, "I'm almost done with school." Then she kissed me on the mouth. Hard.

We went out for a month, during which time we actually managed not to be having sex. [sighs]

― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 18:18 (twenty-one years ago)

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couldnt take it for a whole summer huh - too magical

― Richard Snorkeling (ice cr?m), Thursday, 10 December 2009 01:43 (fifteen years ago)

lol @ crossposting http://waxidermy.com/bbs/viewtopic.php?t=26895

― ❝♪♬♩❞ (electricsound), Wednesday, December 9, 2009 7:58 PM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lool the internets

― Richard Snorkeling (ice cr?m), Thursday, 10 December 2009 01:43 (fifteen years ago)

LOL dara well played.

(def didn't see it. def too magical)

― ★彡☆ ★彡 (ENBB), Thursday, 10 December 2009 01:44 (fifteen years ago)

btw it wasnt a txt message it was a gchat

me: gabe whats the term for when a hot girl hits on u then tries to sub in her ugly friend at the last minute
Gabe: oh jeez I forgot. but I know there is a awesome word for it... hmm damn.
5:33 PM its almost at the tip of my brain.
5:34 PM me: its like shepherding or something rite
5:38 PM Gabe: that does not sound like it
me: its is an animal name tho?
5:39 PM hosre trading
Gabe: yeah I think so
I am asking around

― Richard Snorkeling (ice cr?m), Thursday, 10 December 2009 01:47 (fifteen years ago)

I love this place.

― krakow, Thursday, 10 December 2009 11:11 (fifteen years ago)

"bait and switch"

― special vixens unit (suzy), Thursday, 10 December 2009 11:14 (fifteen years ago)

"awe and shock"

― Mark G, Thursday, 10 December 2009 11:15 (fifteen years ago)

shock and awwww the morning after

― Louis Cll (darraghmac), Thursday, 10 December 2009 11:17 (fifteen years ago)

a really mild-mannered slightly nerdy looking friend

btw this is the type of guy i would proposition
this may also be why it succeeded in my one attempt so far

― Maria, Thursday, 10 December 2009 13:35 (fifteen years ago)

Hey me too! No wonder it doesn't work if we're all doing it ;_;

― brett favre vs bernard fevre, fite (a passing spacecadet), Thursday, 10 December 2009 14:18 (fifteen years ago)

i must ask him if he remembers you

― Louis Cll (darraghmac), Thursday, 10 December 2009 14:19 (fifteen years ago)

In my brief college days I once fended off a bj on the lawn in front of the fine arts building.

― retrovaporized nebulizer (╓abies), Thursday, 10 December 2009 16:58 (fifteen years ago)

Am now imagining disembodied oral sex for some strange reason.

― l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Thursday, 10 December 2009 17:07 (fifteen years ago)

holy shit the cheese fry story

― super sexy psycho fantasy world (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 10 December 2009 17:36 (fifteen years ago)

i am loling at the mental image of "fending off" a bj

"stop it! stop it!"

― what u think i steen for to push a crawfish? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 10 December 2009 22:09 (fifteen years ago)

why do these faggots keep sucking my dick!

― Richard Snorkeling (ice cr?m), Thursday, 10 December 2009 22:11 (fifteen years ago)

your cheese fry

― super sexy psycho fantasy world (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 10 December 2009 22:11 (fifteen years ago)

Am now imagining disembodied oral sex for some strange reason.

Shades of Re-Animator

― Cronenberg sleazy (kenan), Thursday, 10 December 2009 22:12 (fifteen years ago)

I can see fending off a person but fending off a blow job sounds odd to my ears.

"There sure are a lot of blow jobs out there today! I wonder if my wife will notice if I don't wear bj repellent?"

― l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Thursday, 10 December 2009 22:33 (fifteen years ago)

"look out for that blowjob!"

― a triumph in high-tech nipple obfuscation (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 10 December 2009 22:35 (fifteen years ago)

when blowjobs attack

― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Thursday, 10 December 2009 22:43 (fifteen years ago)

sounds like an adults-only "Dirty Jobs" episode

― wtf?!? just randomly started crying! (HI DERE), Thursday, 10 December 2009 22:43 (fifteen years ago)

Sounds like parts of Bangkok to me.

― l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Thursday, 10 December 2009 22:46 (fifteen years ago)

i am loling at the mental image of "fending off" a bj
"stop it! stop it!"
― what u think i steen for to push a crawfish? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 10 December 2009 22:09 (37 minutes ago)

More or less how it went down! She'd already propositioned me to go back to my apt a couple times and I must have been too polite in declining her cuz she just decided to go for it. It was just...ew. 1) Hi we're in public 2) You just showed me yr x-bfs school photo in which he was in full Juggalo paint and that really really frightens me and also 3) you are kinda gross and 4) DID I MENTION THAT IT IS BROAD DAYLIGHT. On top of having already declined her once or twice. She was probably joking and wouldn't have actually completed the act in public, but I'd heard...some stories...seen her proposition dudes in similar fashion and head back to their dorms with 'em...seeds of doubt.

― retrovaporized nebulizer (╓abies), Thursday, 10 December 2009 23:02 (fifteen years ago)

I dated a girl from her home town a few years later who told me a story about said bj bandit'd ex-juggalo-bf where his friends had to stop him from getting clown paint tattoo on his face at an ICP show. Was very impressed.

― retrovaporized nebulizer (╓abies), Thursday, 10 December 2009 23:05 (fifteen years ago)

"bandit's"

― retrovaporized nebulizer (╓abies), Thursday, 10 December 2009 23:06 (fifteen years ago)

Got offered $50 for a blow job, should've taken it

Guys're always offering me money actually

― The reverse TARDIS of pasta (Niles Caulder), Thursday, 10 December 2009 23:21 (fifteen years ago)

(Steps on Montreal flophouse near Ste.-Catherine and St.-Laurent. Young woman and pimp-like man sit on the stoop, with a medium-sized teddy bear also on the stoop.)

YOUNG WOMAN: Hey, want a date?
ME: No thanks.
OLDER MAN: How about a big stuffed bear?
ME: Just me and the bear alone, no funny stuff?

― Action Orientation (Eazy), Thursday, 10 December 2009 23:32 (fifteen years ago)

lol

― an terror has occurred (sic), Thursday, 10 December 2009 23:58 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

My friend C was at 80s night, getting her dance on when some chick comes up -

Stranger Girl: "You look like a librarian."
My Friend: "Yeah, I get that a lot...the glasses, etc..."
Stranger Girl: "...a librarian that needs to be fucked!"

The best part of this is that you could adapt it to almost anything, assuming the person looked like anything. My friend is straight and passed on the offer.

― Doctor Casino, Monday, 28 December 2009 22:43 (fifteen years ago)

woh, i have so many of these that i could do my own thread.

― And now my dick is where? Oh, this is too rich (the table is the table), Monday, 28 December 2009 23:00 (fifteen years ago)

i think the best was when i was at the infamous Gangway on Larkin & Geary, getting my first drink at the bar, and a guy just stuck his hand down my pants and started giving me a handjob. he didn't even say hello to me until i was hard.

― And now my dick is where? Oh, this is too rich (the table is the table), Monday, 28 December 2009 23:02 (fifteen years ago)

oh, gaypaws

― ice cr?m, Monday, 28 December 2009 23:05 (fifteen years ago)

I don't remember this at all, but apparently a bunch of years back I was leaving a party really, really drunk, and a friend introduced me to some guy. I just said to him, "Hello, you're a very attractive man, but I have to go now. I'll talk to you about having sex tomorrow."

― sandy, Monday, 28 December 2009 23:36 (fifteen years ago)

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/SpongeBob-SquarePants-p47.jpg

― just settled down for a long winter's blap (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 28 December 2009 23:38 (fifteen years ago)

hello yes im call re: our appointment to discuss having sex

― ice cr?m, Monday, 28 December 2009 23:48 (fifteen years ago)

lol!

― what u think i steen for to push a crawfish? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 28 December 2009 23:50 (fifteen years ago)

yes that right, im the drunk girl who touched yr hair last night

― ice cr?m, Monday, 28 December 2009 23:51 (fifteen years ago)

woh, i have so many of these that i could do my own thread.

ikr? it's kinda touching that this seems to be a rare enough occurrence that it merits noting for non-gays.

― lex pretend, Monday, 28 December 2009 23:58 (fifteen years ago)

As much as straight guys are cool around us gay dudes, it still surprises a few of'em when we get flirty and even hit on them -- that's what guys do!

― Hell is other people. In an ILE film forum. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 29 December 2009 00:00 (fifteen years ago)

When I was a shy teen dork with a mohawk I was walking through the city one time, and this old-school punk girl introduced herself by saying, "Can I have you?" Nervous and shocked, I replied, "What for?" "Dirty sex." "Um...sorry, I have to go."

― sandy, Tuesday, 29 December 2009 00:02 (fifteen years ago)

a friend and i are currently trying to persuade a straight boy to come to a gay bashment night with us - it is proving to be something of an uphill struggle, even the most open-minded dudes are making excuses with a quickness!

― lex pretend, Tuesday, 29 December 2009 00:05 (fifteen years ago)

(it's for a project)

― lex pretend, Tuesday, 29 December 2009 00:06 (fifteen years ago)

sandy, i hope your hair tottered when you spoke.

― estela, Tuesday, 29 December 2009 00:06 (fifteen years ago)

No doubt.

― sandy, Tuesday, 29 December 2009 00:08 (fifteen years ago)

i once got rid of a crude proposer by asking him agreeably if he minded waiting for a minute while i went and drained my catheter bag.

― estela, Tuesday, 29 December 2009 00:13 (fifteen years ago)

(it's for a project)

Is this like a "get a 'straight' man to have sex with you" project? I've heard a rumor that you get a free toaster at a local bar if you complete that "project."

― mh, Tuesday, 29 December 2009 00:33 (fifteen years ago)

gays u r next level, i salute u

― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 29 December 2009 00:38 (fifteen years ago)

damn right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlrkUmMk3U4

― And now my dick is where? Oh, this is too rich (the table is the table), Tuesday, 29 December 2009 00:44 (fifteen years ago)

I used to have to walk down this real cruisy stretch of road to get to work, and one day this older guy just started talking to me and within 30 seconds was like, "Come back to my place." I politely declined but he was real insistent, and added, "It'll only take five minutes." Could not understand why he considered that something that would make his offer more appealling, but he did shout it at me repeatedly as I walked away - "Just five minutes! Just five minutes!"

― sandy, Tuesday, 29 December 2009 00:57 (fifteen years ago)

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