Strongo Hulkington... the doll!

Message Bookmarked

Bookmark Removed

― elliott (ebb), Thursday, 24 July 2003 02:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Wow. Most disturbing thread ever!

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 24 July 2003 02:04 (twenty-three years ago)

there's some serious crotch action going on there

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 24 July 2003 02:04 (twenty-three years ago)

momus?

― elliott (ebb), Thursday, 24 July 2003 02:05 (twenty-three years ago)

"A hulk with a bulk like this just shouldn’t be allowed."

― elliott (ebb), Thursday, 24 July 2003 02:06 (twenty-three years ago)

uh... wow!

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 24 July 2003 02:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Nice cheese fry.

― rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 24 July 2003 02:10 (twenty-three years ago)

These are all coming from the Sun, btw...

― Elliott Brennan (ebb), Thursday, 24 July 2003 02:11 (twenty-three years ago)

i am shocked and appalled

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 24 July 2003 02:13 (twenty-three years ago)

(and secretly aroused?)

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 24 July 2003 02:17 (twenty-three years ago)

If he's anything like his doll, it's no secret.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 24 July 2003 02:18 (twenty-three years ago)

i would like it noted that i did not bring this upon myself

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 24 July 2003 02:18 (twenty-three years ago)

I love the look on the girl's face in the first photo. It's like she's all "Ohhh, you darn cock-Hulk!" and the camera's about to pan back and show us Ralphie and Poncho and Bandit and Mr French all fake-laughing in unison, having solved The Mystery of Morning Wood in Gamma Gulch.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 24 July 2003 02:19 (twenty-three years ago)

CAN'T STOP STARING AT THREAD!!!

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 24 July 2003 02:28 (twenty-three years ago)

this doll would do wonders for my reputation in olympia

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 24 July 2003 02:28 (twenty-three years ago)

The key question -- flaccid or not?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 24 July 2003 02:29 (twenty-three years ago)

"hey ladies, want to have the area between your vagina and your anus ripped open? just call strongo, mama."

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 24 July 2003 02:29 (twenty-three years ago)

strongo will have to contend with EVIL GIRL WITH STREET SHARK!!

http://www.kuci.org/~brianm/ile/EVILGIRL.GIF

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 24 July 2003 02:30 (twenty-three years ago)

you people are *mental*

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 24 July 2003 02:31 (twenty-three years ago)

strongo will have to contend with EVIL GIRL WITH STREET SHARK!!

http://www.kuci.org/~brianm/ile/EVILGIRL.jpg

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 24 July 2003 02:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah that mouth is JUST big enough to fit strongo's manhood, I think...

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 24 July 2003 02:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, Hulk cock -> big gaping maw with teeth = not a visual transition I needed to be making. It's like that thing where you look at the squares and then you see the dots that aren't there, only with more vagina dentata.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 24 July 2003 02:33 (twenty-three years ago)

HAHAHAHA, for someone who commented how disturbing this thread is, Ally should kicked it up a notch.

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 24 July 2003 02:33 (twenty-three years ago)

should = sure

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 24 July 2003 02:34 (twenty-three years ago)

lil strongo is staying in big strongo's pants with that thing around

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 24 July 2003 02:35 (twenty-three years ago)

My dreams are going to be really comforting tonight. Thank you motherfuckers.

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 24 July 2003 02:37 (twenty-three years ago)

come let strongo hold you baby

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 24 July 2003 02:38 (twenty-three years ago)

strongo strikes again!

― elliott (ebb), Thursday, 24 July 2003 02:40 (twenty-three years ago)

We love you and your fragile psyche, Millar.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 24 July 2003 02:40 (twenty-three years ago)

elliot, no offense pal, but yr creeping me out

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 24 July 2003 02:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Maybe if strongo doll wore a Hawaiian shirt, Tom would love him better?

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 24 July 2003 02:43 (twenty-three years ago)

hopefully it'd be a long Hawaiian shirt

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 24 July 2003 02:44 (twenty-three years ago)

They don't make ones long enough, my friend.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 24 July 2003 02:51 (twenty-three years ago)

maybe if strongo didn't have a jolly green giant attached to his crotch (with NO TESTICLES for extra disturbing action) Tom could deal with this shit almost a little bit.

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 24 July 2003 02:53 (twenty-three years ago)

What, superhero eunuchs not your thing? They're perfect for harem (or more likely comic book collection) defense.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 24 July 2003 02:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh so if the doll had GIANT BALLS you'd be cool with it?

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 24 July 2003 02:54 (twenty-three years ago)

at least it wouldn't misinform the kiddies as much

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 24 July 2003 02:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, otherwise it'd just be irresponsible to have a giant green man with an enormous penis around 6 year old girls, it's the anatomical inaccuracy that does it.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 24 July 2003 03:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"the doll"

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 24 July 2003 03:07 (twenty-three years ago)

you're a doll!

― Pabst Blue Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 24 July 2003 04:09 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/rentamop/hulk_b3tamix.txt

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Thursday, 24 July 2003 04:59 (twenty-three years ago)

dan dan dan.

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Thursday, 24 July 2003 05:01 (twenty-three years ago)

you make us chuckle but you will BURN.

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Thursday, 24 July 2003 05:02 (twenty-three years ago)

Only if I had made the picture. I'm just the messenger!

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Thursday, 24 July 2003 05:27 (twenty-three years ago)

strongo hulkington! now with erections!

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 24 July 2003 05:33 (twenty-three years ago)

*optional Strongo Viagra kit not included

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 24 July 2003 05:35 (twenty-three years ago)

OH GOD MY EYES. That anigif is JUST SO WRONG.

This hulk-with-wang story came out a week or two ago... ILX you are all slipping, and I want my 5 cents back.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 24 July 2003 05:55 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.emerchandise.com/images/p/MCH/pdYSMCH0001.gif

― Tad (llamasfur), Thursday, 24 July 2003 06:18 (twenty-three years ago)

More like Dongo if you ask me

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Thursday, 24 July 2003 09:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Schlongo

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 24 July 2003 10:09 (twenty-three years ago)

The scariest thing about this thread? I didn't notice the huge green penis until I read esoj's post about crotch action....

― smee (smee), Thursday, 24 July 2003 10:21 (twenty-three years ago)

MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 24 July 2003 12:29 (twenty-three years ago)

this thread is like a bad dream to which i awake daily

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 24 July 2003 18:20 (twenty-three years ago)

It's a bit like Brazil!

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 24 July 2003 18:34 (twenty-three years ago)

oh just grebt-the 60 year old lady next to me just caught a glimpse of the "the doll". her face is red. i think she is popping a downer as-i-type -his. i knew this thread would bring disaster. i never liked this job to begin with.

― kephm, Thursday, 24 July 2003 18:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh my word.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 24 July 2003 19:30 (twenty-three years ago)

four years pass...

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1279/1335811857_5abe7f09e2.jpg

― ghost rider, Thursday, 6 September 2007 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

WE CAN INSTALL
"YOUR PARTS"
...OUR OURS

― gff, Thursday, 6 September 2007 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

"Rongo Rulkington?"

http://i13.tinypic.com/4pt83kp.gif

― StanM, Thursday, 6 September 2007 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

Sandwiches range from 50 - 60 dollars with a side.

― G00blar, Thursday, 6 September 2007 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.