Screenplay for Max Girth ....

An email has just landed in my colleagues inbox about Max Girth. It's a (probably bogus, but I'll let you know) penis enlargement treatment. But to me, this sounds like a cracking name for a Euro action movie star. I propose we get together and formulate a screenplay with Max Girth in the starring role alongside Dolph Lundgren and Rutger Hauer. Something along the lines of Under Siege meets The Sound Of Music with massive great bombs, car chases and knob gags...