like crazed weasels

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do animals actually have better sex than people?

"fuck like a beast" sounds good obv but surely it is rub?

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 24 July 2003 10:26 (twenty-two years ago)

some snails are hermaphrodite and have like five detachable penises, so i'm excluding them

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 24 July 2003 10:26 (twenty-two years ago)

he who drinks like a fish shall fuck like a fish (which was mr. christgau review of WASP)

Tad (llamasfur), Thursday, 24 July 2003 10:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Cats barbed cocks to thread.

Matt (Matt), Thursday, 24 July 2003 11:03 (twenty-two years ago)

pigs curly willy to thread

i have often wondered this, many animals procreate for the good of the species, humans monkeys and dolphins (and poss other porpose) have pleasure related sex. So therefore does a rabbit or an elephant not feel the pleasure but simply responds to the mating smell

mmm mating smell

james (james), Thursday, 24 July 2003 11:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I suppose the thing with animals is that they can do it wherever they like and whenever they like without having to worry about being stressed from work / offending other diners in a restaurant / life getting in the way.

Emma, Thursday, 24 July 2003 11:18 (twenty-two years ago)

thirteen years pass...

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2017/jan/27/cerns-electrocuted-weasel-display-rotterdam-natural-history-museum

The singed fur and charred feet are testament to the weasel’s last stand: an encounter with the world’s most powerful machine that was never going to end well.

Now an exhibit at the Rotterdam Natural History Museum, the stone marten met its fate when it hopped over a substation fence at the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) near Geneva and was instantly electrocuted by an 18,000 volt transformer.

The incident in November last year knocked out the power to the vast particle accelerator which recreates in microcosm the primordial fire that prevailed at the birth of the universe. The partly-cooked corpse was duly secured for inclusion in the museum’s Dead Animal Tales exhibition.

j., Friday, 27 January 2017 23:47 (nine years ago)

In 1995, a male duck flew into the glass facade of the museum and died on impact, a fate that did not deter another male duck from raping the corpse for 75 minutes. The incident ruffled feathers

jmm, Saturday, 28 January 2017 00:10 (nine years ago)


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