This is a thread where those who've gone Too Long without sex gather in a desperate attempt to avoid the many sexually-themed threads which are just too tempting to click on but only end up making us

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So, how's the weather where you are? It's quite beautiful here.

― chester (synkro), Thursday, 24 July 2003 16:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Quick! Don't think about sex!

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 24 July 2003 16:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes! It's a beautiful day for a walk in the fuck.

I mean PARK. Doh!

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 24 July 2003 16:17 (twenty-two years ago)

let's post pictures of twee monchhichi t-shirts!

http://www.emerchandise.com/images/p/MCH/pdYSMCH0001.gif

― Tad (llamasfur), Thursday, 24 July 2003 16:18 (twenty-two years ago)

If I was world dictator, I'd pass a law saying "Noone else is allowed to have sex until I get some"

― caitlin (caitlin), Thursday, 24 July 2003 16:21 (twenty-two years ago)

DB I've tried searching for your roadtrip threadblog but can't for the life of me remember what it's cummed, I mean called.

― chester (synkro), Thursday, 24 July 2003 16:25 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.krammer.nl/arrangementen/gifs/nevergonnagetit.gif

― son of son of son of dada (nickalicious), Thursday, 24 July 2003 16:29 (twenty-two years ago)

nza, I kiss you. (does that count?)

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 24 July 2003 16:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Tad the only way that T-Shirt could be cuter is if it was tightly clinging to a firm pair of tweegirl breasts, no?

― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Thursday, 24 July 2003 16:32 (twenty-two years ago)

this thread seems like a potentially great place to hook up...

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 24 July 2003 16:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm eating a banana whilst posting this.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Thursday, 24 July 2003 16:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I only post on this thread to mock you all.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 24 July 2003 16:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Tad the only way that T-Shirt could be cuter is if it was tightly clinging to a firm pair of tweegirl breasts, no?

yes! or a wet monchhichi t-shirt contest!

― Tad (llamasfur), Thursday, 24 July 2003 16:39 (twenty-two years ago)

with belle and sebastian as the soundtrack, of course.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Thursday, 24 July 2003 16:41 (twenty-two years ago)

(mon)chichi sex (as our dance-hall friends would say)

― Tad (llamasfur), Thursday, 24 July 2003 16:41 (twenty-two years ago)

penis explodes life force

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Thursday, 24 July 2003 16:41 (twenty-two years ago)

hanle y's music is also good for strippin'

― Tad (llamasfur), Thursday, 24 July 2003 16:42 (twenty-two years ago)

its been a week from me. i am depressed about this.

― kephm, Thursday, 24 July 2003 16:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I am spending the summer in the States; my wife is not. Draw the conclusion that best reflects my high degree of moral character.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Thursday, 24 July 2003 16:47 (twenty-two years ago)

It is an iron rule of grammar that capitalizing "Too Long" means more than one week.

This is going to be such a sausage party.

― chester (synkro), Thursday, 24 July 2003 16:55 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.famcousa.com/sausage%20small.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 24 July 2003 17:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I didn't know it was a competition!

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 24 July 2003 17:06 (twenty-two years ago)

it's just friction.
besides, i bet if you guys actually were confronted by someone who wanted actual sex, you'd run away ;-)

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 24 July 2003 17:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, when they're so much younger than me that I could go to jail for it, YESSIREEBOB.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 24 July 2003 17:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Nick, why exactly are you having underage girls throw themselves at you? Are you a teacher or a member of a boy band?

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 24 July 2003 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I forgot that everyone turns into the same pimply 16 year old boy the minute they post to the internet.

Tying your two penises end to end disqualifies #4 and 5 above.

― chester (synkro), Thursday, 24 July 2003 17:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I'M BOTH!

"Oh my God! Yay! I've got Mr. Timberlake for American History! He's so dreamy!"

(seriously though, it's just the one, and I really wish she would stop)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 24 July 2003 17:31 (twenty-two years ago)

this thread seems like a potentially great place to hook up...

Yeah, let's do a quick rollcall here: stevem, julio, tad, andrew, colin, mike, dan, chester......I might be in the wrong place here.

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 24 July 2003 17:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Did the "sausage party" concept just totally pass you by?

― chester (synkro), Thursday, 24 July 2003 18:12 (twenty-two years ago)

i dont feel like i've gone too long tho - well i do if i read the sex threads on ILE...

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 24 July 2003 18:12 (twenty-two years ago)

If I was world dictator, I'd pass a law saying "Noone else is allowed to have sex until I get some"

If you were world dictator, surely you'd be able to command the hottie of your choice to have sex with you?

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 24 July 2003 18:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Kinky.

― chester (synkro), Thursday, 24 July 2003 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

If I was world dick-tater, I would be a gigantic phallus-shaped potato.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 24 July 2003 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Thanks for stealing my mom's favorite joke, Dan.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 24 July 2003 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Damn, now I'm cribbing your mom's style without trying! Are taunting Boca Burgers in my immediate future?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 24 July 2003 20:05 (twenty-two years ago)

All signs point to YES, sadly.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 24 July 2003 20:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey! Get off our thread!

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 24 July 2003 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah for real!

er oops

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 24 July 2003 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

i dont feel like i've gone too long tho - well i do if i read the sex threads on ILE...

Depends on how many of us say that we're humping like dogs: if you say you are, then possible lie.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 24 July 2003 20:53 (twenty-two years ago)

What is with ILE and sex & dogs today?!

― chester (synkro), Friday, 25 July 2003 00:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Depends on how many of us say that we're humping like dogs: if you say you are, then possible lie.

enough judging by threads read and AIM chat! some people may be lying but that doesnt help me either way

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 25 July 2003 00:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Must. Have. The. Sex.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 25 July 2003 04:41 (twenty-two years ago)

it's such a lovely rainy day!!!!!

― hebe cat (hebe), Friday, 25 July 2003 10:40 (twenty-two years ago)

My advice to all of you - go and read all Ed's threads on 1940s railways and ex-industrial land in Doncaster. Now. It'll make you all feel better.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 25 July 2003 11:57 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

this thread is a year old to this day!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 25 July 2004 20:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I remember sex...

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 25 July 2004 20:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, whatever happened to it?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 25 July 2004 20:58 (twenty-one years ago)

*shrugs*

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Sunday, 25 July 2004 21:02 (twenty-one years ago)

To be frank, I miss being in love more than sex. You always have your hand to take care of physical needs, but you can't be in love with your hand.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 25 July 2004 21:11 (twenty-one years ago)

My post above still applies.

I do like threads on 1940s industrial railways, though.

(I have had sex since this thread started. And the Too Long at the moment isn't as long as the Too Long then. It's still Too Long though.)

― caitlin (caitlin), Sunday, 25 July 2004 21:12 (twenty-one years ago)

i used to know a guy naemd "too long". wait i already told that somewhere. what i didnt tell is that his sister was naemd "bitchy". their names were spelled diferently but this is what they sounded like. their parents didnt even speak english. they were vietnamese. i always wonderd if there was some weird lcpl boudreaux thing goign on.

― :|, Sunday, 25 July 2004 21:17 (twenty-one years ago)

all of this is perfetcly on topic since it doesnt haev anything to do with sex.

― :|, Sunday, 25 July 2004 21:18 (twenty-one years ago)

i went to high school w/ a vietnamese dude whose name was "huy the pham." "huy the pham" was teased mercilessly.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 25 July 2004 21:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I used to know a dude named duk kwak.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Sunday, 25 July 2004 21:50 (twenty-one years ago)

man, all this sex-talk is interrupting my lonely wallow.

― j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Sunday, 25 July 2004 22:12 (twenty-one years ago)

"Duk kwak" is sex talk? You ARE lonely.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Sunday, 25 July 2004 22:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I feel better already.

― R.I.M.A. (Barima), Monday, 26 July 2004 13:06 (twenty-one years ago)

One day, I will fuck again.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 26 July 2004 19:15 (twenty-one years ago)

"again"

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Monday, 26 July 2004 19:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude, I have spawned! Physical evidence of my fucktacularity!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 26 July 2004 19:19 (twenty-one years ago)

hahaha that was too easy

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Monday, 26 July 2004 19:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Well you already have passed your genes on to the next generation. Mission Accomplished. What's the point in having sex again? Sit on the sidelines and cheer the rest of us on.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 26 July 2004 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)

i cut my genitals off last week.

― jess, Monday, 26 July 2004 19:33 (twenty-one years ago)

They were filibustering?

― oops (Oops), Monday, 26 July 2004 19:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Had too much to drink did they?

― oops (Oops), Monday, 26 July 2004 19:34 (twenty-one years ago)

okay there yoda

― jess, Monday, 26 July 2004 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I was going for more of a madcap 50s comedian type thing.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 26 July 2004 19:37 (twenty-one years ago)

remember trimming your pubes with a lighter?

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Monday, 26 July 2004 20:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Isn't a lighter a sort of ship?

― caitlin (caitlin), Monday, 26 July 2004 20:22 (twenty-one years ago)

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