Hanle y Deus quotes as fortune cookies

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I sure hope this thread works.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 24 July 2003 17:14 (twenty-two years ago)

for example:

"penis explodes life force"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 24 July 2003 17:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I fear this thread might be rather heavy on the search function for just now..

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 24 July 2003 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh yeah...D'oh!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 24 July 2003 17:18 (twenty-two years ago)

That said, I'd quite happily get a fortune that just read "FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 24 July 2003 17:40 (twenty-two years ago)

"tart"

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 24 July 2003 17:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Or, "I'm frigging great. All should bow down and worship me....after I've finished lunch"

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 24 July 2003 17:45 (twenty-two years ago)

"I think the idea of working out doesn't sit well with people becuase its no fun, in fact its a loathesome bag of dead infant octopuses rotting in the dump. SO, I have been trying to think up a way to make it more enjoyable. I also would like to host " Wake Me Up" THis would be an hour of aerobics to the song "Wake Me up Before You GOGO". By the end you would be insane and very happy and fit. "

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 24 July 2003 20:31 (twenty-two years ago)

TARTMONSTER

― Tad (llamasfur), Thursday, 24 July 2003 21:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Owl man has too much pus for us
-- Mike Hanle y (pennyson...), March 10th, 2003.

― Tad (llamasfur), Thursday, 24 July 2003 23:52 (twenty-two years ago)

SCHOOOL IS A TIME TO LOAF ABOUT LIEK THE TART YOU ARE. KEEP EM CLOSED PELASE

― Tad (llamasfur), Friday, 25 July 2003 00:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, we humans... so Bonobo-esque! mATE FOR ENTERTAINMENT! sCREW EVERYONE!

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 25 July 2003 00:58 (twenty-two years ago)

bite moths

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Friday, 25 July 2003 01:54 (twenty-two years ago)

whats so great about beans? they are feeble litle pebbles.

― Tad (llamasfur), Friday, 25 July 2003 05:40 (twenty-two years ago)

YOU IMPRESS ME NOT, FORGET-ME-NOT HOTTENTOT

― Tad (llamasfur), Friday, 25 July 2003 06:59 (twenty-two years ago)

All of these quotes were directed towards me on some thread or another, weren't they? SIGH.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 25 July 2003 16:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Is that a 'he must really love me' sigh?

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 25 July 2003 16:43 (twenty-two years ago)

No, that's only you, N.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 25 July 2003 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I rememeber when I angered my first love in highschool. She said " Do you love me?" and I said " I love everyone". But I guess what I really meant was " I lvoe everything"

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Friday, 25 July 2003 18:38 (twenty-two years ago)

decide for yerselves!

ALLY DESERVES TO BE TAUGHT A LESSON. I NEED TO PUT THAT BIG BOTTOM OVER M'KNEE
-- Mike Hanle y (Pennyson...), January 9th, 2002.

― Tad (llamasfur), Friday, 25 July 2003 18:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh wtf?

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 25 July 2003 18:46 (twenty-two years ago)

i would be the ghost of lost dreams ...i would haunt abandoned stages

― Tad (llamasfur), Sunday, 27 July 2003 23:47 (twenty-two years ago)

"you can eat your own body through a secret technique."

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 28 July 2003 12:49 (twenty-two years ago)

''SUGAR AND CARBS: FUCK YOUR SELVES!! YOU CAUSE THE DEATH WE CALL EXTREME SIZE INCREASE IN HAMMYBUTT!!!''

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 28 July 2003 12:51 (twenty-two years ago)

four months pass...

You mean keep the secret fruits of your physical body from being plucked and known in mouth and hand?!
-- Mike Hanle y (pennyson...), November 6th, 2003 8:42 AM. (mike)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 4 December 2003 19:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Worship lumps...they fear our Mother's Great Wet Thing.
-- Mike Hanle y (pennyson...), September 27th, 2001.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 4 December 2003 19:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I will pass thunderkitty ally Im gold
-- Mike Hanle y (pennyson...), October 16th, 2001.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Hark, what does Orson Wells say ? He says " This is impossible! I bring the winter winds!"
-- Mike Hanle y (pennyson...), March 2nd, 2003.

― ModJ (ModJ), Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Look behind, in a mirror- bodkin to the ground, expose the two lucky pearls, the globes of budock - see your own joy!
-- mike hanle y (pennyson...), April 4th, 2002.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:50 (twenty-two years ago)

"los Skexis"
-- Mike Hanle y (pennyson...), October 3rd, 2001 8:00 PM. (2 trackbacks)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 4 December 2003 21:05 (twenty-two years ago)

you should buy a lot of ice cream and make a ten foot ice cream mountain in the middle of the road and then scream out " LOOK AT IT! NOTHING GOLD CAN STAY !!EAT IT YOU TURKEY FUCKERS!!"
-- Mike Hanle y (pennyson...), December 2nd, 2003.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 13 December 2003 06:50 (twenty-two years ago)

SOmebodies got to do the work with the hands. we cant all be creative director of Elle.

-- Mike Hanle y (pennyson...), November 13th, 2003.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 13 December 2003 06:55 (twenty-two years ago)

re fortune cookies - last night i'm out with the bf and we get the cookies after the meal and mine is all "your life hangs in the balance, yr next choice will seal yr fate, choose wisely etc" and i really am having a massive "everything uncertain" type dilemma right now so it's very apt, - his? basically the ralph wiggum-esque "you like sports".

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 13 December 2003 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)

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