Animals that are culturally nasty but are actually cuddly

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Moray eels!

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 24 July 2003 23:39 (twenty-three years ago)

the bear, the bear!

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 24 July 2003 23:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Cuddle the sea urchin unto your bosom.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 24 July 2003 23:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Possums

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Thursday, 24 July 2003 23:55 (twenty-three years ago)

chickenbear!

― Tad (llamasfur), Thursday, 24 July 2003 23:56 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.base58.com/misc/lion.jpg

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 24 July 2003 23:57 (twenty-three years ago)

since when are lions culturally nasty?!?!?!?

― H (Heruy), Friday, 25 July 2003 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

since they started mauling any human who approaches within ten feet of them, or took a dump/started humping on the bonnet of their car at Windsor Safari Park

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 25 July 2003 00:03 (twenty-three years ago)

british soccer fans

― Tad (llamasfur), Friday, 25 July 2003 00:04 (twenty-three years ago)

rats

― isadora (isadora), Friday, 25 July 2003 00:05 (twenty-three years ago)

rabbits

― isadora (isadora), Friday, 25 July 2003 00:05 (twenty-three years ago)

i'll have to scan and post the pic of me cuddling a lion cub. they're cute as hell.

― H (Heruy), Friday, 25 July 2003 00:06 (twenty-three years ago)

li'l kim

― Tad (llamasfur), Friday, 25 July 2003 00:08 (twenty-three years ago)

pigs

― Tad (llamasfur), Friday, 25 July 2003 00:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Snakes.

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 25 July 2003 00:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Reasonably well-trained pitbulls.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 25 July 2003 00:47 (twenty-three years ago)

bats

― oops (Oops), Friday, 25 July 2003 05:09 (twenty-three years ago)

ew. not bats.

raccoons.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 25 July 2003 05:21 (twenty-three years ago)

But maybe we should define "cuddly." Raccoons, rabbits, pigs, etc are all disease-carrying balls of trouble. Cute, though.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 25 July 2003 05:23 (twenty-three years ago)

I have a soft spot for armadillos, but they're neither cuddly nor cute. They're weird and dirty and dangerous.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 25 July 2003 05:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Opossums... sorry, possums... are fucking adorable.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 25 July 2003 05:25 (twenty-three years ago)

And weird and dirty and dargerous.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 25 July 2003 05:26 (twenty-three years ago)

hanle y

― Tad (llamasfur), Friday, 25 July 2003 05:27 (twenty-three years ago)

i knew a girl who had a carpet snake. she thought her reptile was cute and cuddly and would take it for "walks" in her local park (i shit you not). she urged me to hold it and i somewhat reluctantly held it at arms length.
"Will it bite?" i asked.
She laughed, "no".
it then decided to bite my arm. fucking cuddly carpet snake.

― Chris Radford (Chris Radford), Friday, 25 July 2003 05:39 (twenty-three years ago)

FUNNIEST THING I'VE READ ON ILM.

― Spoonered (Spoonered), Friday, 25 July 2003 08:22 (twenty-three years ago)

sharks!

― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 25 July 2003 13:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Spooner, i'm flattered.

― Chris Radford (Chris Radford), Friday, 25 July 2003 13:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Wolverines

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Saturday, 26 July 2003 12:22 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.inet.hr/~aarneric/desktop-wall.jpg

― Neon Noodle, Saturday, 26 July 2003 19:48 (twenty-three years ago)

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