FAT PEOPLE ON PUBLIC TRANSPORT

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It's a bit unfair isn't it? You can hardly move if a chunky chick decides to pork her butt down next to ya!

Something should be done! A special "flabby" section on the bus or train maybe?

― Spoonered (Spoonered), Friday, 25 July 2003 08:12 (twenty-two years ago)

In the UK the Tube systemn is actually run by having the special "LArge Persons" carriage at the front of the train. The first carriage is on a steep incline - all the driver needs to do is let the brake go and this additional weigh gets the cab moving to up to ten miles an hour, at which point the motor can kick in (hence saving time and trouble on first gears and the potential for stalling.

So in the UK we say HOORAY for fat tube travellers.

― Pete (Pete), Friday, 25 July 2003 08:17 (twenty-two years ago)

oh, agreed. let's kill them all for having the audacity to be bigger than you and needing to go places.

― Catty (Catty), Friday, 25 July 2003 08:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Have you smelt them though? Poo-eeeey.

― Spoonered (Spoonered), Friday, 25 July 2003 08:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Besides, it's not good for you being fat so I'm trying to help them and give them a longer life expectancy.

― Spoonered (Spoonered), Friday, 25 July 2003 08:20 (twenty-two years ago)

You are the world's greatest human

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 25 July 2003 08:21 (twenty-two years ago)

public transport is for poor people. you dont like them, stop being such a freeloading scuffer, get yourself some decent money and buy yourself a beamer, you deserve better, a good guy like you

― lafayette penoril (gareth), Friday, 25 July 2003 08:21 (twenty-two years ago)

although why should you have to vacate space for them. just spit on them, and then laugh really loudly. alternatively, take a small bag of sperm and wipe their faces with it

― deveraux milton (gareth), Friday, 25 July 2003 08:23 (twenty-two years ago)

*sigh*

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 25 July 2003 08:24 (twenty-two years ago)

kill them!

― (ga, Friday, 25 July 2003 08:26 (twenty-two years ago)

usually all I smell is the arms-up guy for whom deodorant is nonexistent. You want a public transport complaint thread, discuss the wonders of soap and water. especially in summer.

― Catty (Catty), Friday, 25 July 2003 08:36 (twenty-two years ago)

You should be allowed to tell them to take up less of the seat, if it's a two seater then your average doughnut addict can take up at least 75% of that which is unfair if you're both paying the same price.

― Spoonered (Spoonered), Friday, 25 July 2003 09:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Substituting "pork" for "park" is marvellously creative!

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 25 July 2003 09:48 (twenty-two years ago)

fat is no problem as the cushion is a welcome relief from the hard surfaces of trains. however, I would like to limit people who emit feelings of angry irritation. we must all plod along on our giant catipillar, let us at least feel relaxed and helpfull. and emit banana and rosemary flavours

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Saturday, 26 July 2003 03:40 (twenty-two years ago)

mike you are a beautiful fucking person, you know that?

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 26 July 2003 03:50 (twenty-two years ago)

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― Prude (Prude), Saturday, 26 July 2003 04:00 (twenty-two years ago)

wacky packages were so vile

― s1utsky (slutsky), Saturday, 26 July 2003 04:45 (twenty-two years ago)

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― Dada, Saturday, 26 July 2003 04:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Make 'em walk, I say. We'd all be better off in the long run.

― Lara (Lara), Saturday, 26 July 2003 14:32 (twenty-two years ago)

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