This is the thread where I say thank you to our mystery benefactor

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Wow. I am shocked. I just checked the ILx Paypal account (set up for emergencies of the type that seemed to be on the horizon) and not only have we been sent enough money to comfortably look after ILx in perpetuity, but also all the coding problems we were having seemed to have rectified themselves vis a vis the server. I don't know whop you are mystery benefactor - but cheers - a lot of people wee rightly concerned round here and its good that we can go home on a Friday night knowing that in the end, no action will have to be taken.

And on the other matter - Ricardo was was just Tom pretending - perhaps in bad taste but then TOm was the only one seriously in danger from Ricardo so I guess he has earned the rights.

If anyone wants to join 12 Foot Lizards (thanks for the offers of help people) just sign up via Yahoo Groups.

I think we'll all agree today has been a rollercoaster ride, but its great to know we are out of the woods.

― Pete (Pete), Friday, 25 July 2003 13:51 (twenty-two years ago)

it is a travesty of the phrase "12 foot" to imagine that pete is allowed in this particular group

― mark s (mark s), Friday, 25 July 2003 13:56 (twenty-two years ago)

His tail extends well into the ground.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 25 July 2003 13:57 (twenty-two years ago)

You've got to admit though - I do the lizard thing well.

― Pete (Pete), Friday, 25 July 2003 13:57 (twenty-two years ago)

You're good at tall tails.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 25 July 2003 14:02 (twenty-two years ago)

thank you all for an entertaining aftrenoon.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 25 July 2003 14:04 (twenty-two years ago)

phew

*wipes brow and changes underpants*

― Chris Radford (Chris Radford), Friday, 25 July 2003 14:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I am totally confused as to whether Ptee really was suckered by the ricardo thing or if he just took playing along to absurd lengths. If the latter, astonishingly self-indulgent.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 25 July 2003 14:07 (twenty-two years ago)

pete is very bored.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 25 July 2003 14:08 (twenty-two years ago)

i don't see any possibility of confusion.

― toby (tsg20), Friday, 25 July 2003 14:09 (twenty-two years ago)

N is an oaf toby.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 25 July 2003 14:10 (twenty-two years ago)

How can anyone say you lack confidence Julio?

― Pete (Pete), Friday, 25 July 2003 14:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I JUST DON'T KNOW!!!!

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 25 July 2003 14:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Pete are you seriously trying to tell me there's a wolf threatening the flock? again?

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 25 July 2003 14:20 (twenty-two years ago)

If the latter, astonishingly self-indulgent

trans: N. wishes he had that much time to pi$$ about on the interweb

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Friday, 25 July 2003 14:25 (twenty-two years ago)

The ricardo thing span out of a throwaway comment Pete made in response to Julio, N. We were all playing along.

― Tom (Groke), Friday, 25 July 2003 14:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Mo' meta than evah. (I have no idea what the ricardo thing is, but I'd rather be in the dark.)

― Al Andalous, Friday, 25 July 2003 14:31 (twenty-two years ago)

that's right blame me!

heavens! ;-)

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 25 July 2003 14:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Playing along is one thing, playing along for about 7 hours making 37 threads about it is a whole different thing, so I think N.'s point is still good, but then I would since he's my hero. My elf hero.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 25 July 2003 14:33 (twenty-two years ago)

N. is no elf. He had a beard!

― RickyT (RickyT), Friday, 25 July 2003 14:34 (twenty-two years ago)

So he's more like a garden gnome?

― Larcole (Nicole), Friday, 25 July 2003 14:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Surely the most important question is - does he have sideburns?

― smee (smee), Friday, 25 July 2003 14:36 (twenty-two years ago)

you can't see due to hair smee.

also beard has gone now hasn't it?

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Friday, 25 July 2003 14:37 (twenty-two years ago)

So. Is there really a benefactor. This has been a very lame day.

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 25 July 2003 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually, forget I asked. Time to move on.

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 25 July 2003 15:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I predict ILX REALLY WILL close purely as a result of all this nonsense

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 25 July 2003 15:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I predict a number of people will stop posting/reading, someone will bitch "it isn't the same without so-and-so," and three weeks later someone else will bitch that the people who are still here are too nice to each other too regularly.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 25 July 2003 15:05 (twenty-two years ago)

And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack
And you may find yourself in another part of the world
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful
wife
And you may ask yourself-Well...How did I get here?

Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by/water flowing underground
Into the blue again/after the money's gone
Once in a lifetime/water flowing underground.

And you may ask yourself
How do I work this?
And you may ask yourself
Where is that large automobile?
And you may tell yourself
This is not my beautiful house!
And you may tell yourself
This is not my beautiful wife!

Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by/water flowing underground
Into the blue again/after the money's gone
Once in a lifetime/water flowing underground.

Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...

Water dissolving...and water removing
There is water at the bottom of the ocean
Carry the water at the bottom of the ocean
Remove the water at the bottom of the ocean!

Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by/water flowing underground
Into the blue again/in the silent water
Under the rocks and stones/there is water underground.

Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by/water flowing underground
Into the blue again/after the money's gone
Once in a lifetime/water flowing underground.

And you may ask yourself
What is that beautiful house?
And you may ask yourself
Where does that highway go?
And you may ask yourself
Am I right?...Am I wrong?
And you may tell yourself
MY GOD!...WHAT HAVE I DONE?

Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by/water flowing underground
Into the blue again/in the silent water
Under the rocks and stones/there is water underground.

Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by/water flowing underground
Into the blue again/after the money's gone
Once in a lifetime/water flowing underground.

Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 25 July 2003 15:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I hope to God you just typed that all up from memory.

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 25 July 2003 15:17 (twenty-two years ago)

ally is v fast on that keyboard. it wouldn't surprise me.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 25 July 2003 15:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Of course! I danced in a big suit while doing it, too.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 25 July 2003 15:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Were there small versions of you behind you too?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 25 July 2003 15:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, actually I wondered what Stephanie was doing behind me...

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 25 July 2003 15:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Have Pete's enormous lies killed the world yet?

― Ally C (Ally C), Friday, 25 July 2003 15:58 (twenty-two years ago)

All I have is a voice
To undo the folded lie,
The romantic lie in the brain
Of the sensual man-in-the-street
And the lie of Authority
Whose buildings grope the sky:
There is no such thing as the State
And no one exists alone;
Hunger allows no choice
To the citizen or the police;
We must love one another or die.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 25 July 2003 16:05 (twenty-two years ago)

We're not gonna die
You can never kill us
We're not gonna die
You can never hurt us

We dent, We rob
We choke, We gun
We kill, We stab
We rob, We steal

Party 'til you puke...

GO!...

We're not gonna die
You can never kill us
We're not gonna die
You can never hurt us

We dent, We rob
We choke, We gun
We kill, We stab
We rob, We steal

We dent, We rob
We choke, We gun
We kill, We stab

We rob, We steal Party 'til you puke...

GO!...

Party 'til you puke...

GO!... Party 'til you puke!

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 25 July 2003 16:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I feel sick.

― Ally C (Ally C), Friday, 25 July 2003 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Not gonna get us
They're not gonna get us
Not gonna get us
Not gonna get us

Starting from here, let's make a promise
You and me, let's just be honest
We're gonna run, nothing can stop us
Even the night that falls all around us

Soon there will be laughter and voices
Beyond the clouds over the mountains
We'll run away on roads that are empty
Lights from the airfield shining upon you

Nothing can stop this, not now I love you
They're not gonna get us,
they're not gonna get us
Nothing can stop this, not now I love you
They're not gonna get us,
they're not gonna get us
They're not gonna get us

Not gonna get us
Not gonna get us

We'll run away, keep everything simple
Night will come down, our guardian angel
We rush ahead, the crossroads are empty
Our spirits rise, they're not gonna get us

My love for you, always forever
Just you and me, all else is nothing
Not going back, not going back there
They don't understand,
They don't understand us

Not gonna get us
Not gonna get us

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 25 July 2003 16:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I WAS GOING TO POST THAT ANDREW YOU EVIL EVIL IDEA THIEF

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 25 July 2003 16:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Watch my flying fingers!

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 25 July 2003 16:40 (twenty-two years ago)

All those dirty words
They make us look so dumb
Been drinking far too much
And neither of us mean what we say

[Chorus]
WELL YOU AND I
COLLAPSED IN LOVE
AND IT LOOKS LIKE WE MIGHT HAVE MADE IT, YES IT LOOKS LIKE WE'VE
MADE IT TO THE END

What happened to us
Soon it will be gone forever
Infatuated only with ourselves
And neither of us can think straight anymore

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 25 July 2003 17:03 (twenty-two years ago)

The line was 'All those dirty words'? Weird.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 25 July 2003 17:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh well, I guess
It couldn't last too long
I came home one day
And all her things were gone
I fell asleep inside
I never heard her come
Oh, and she opened up the wardrobe
And I had to get it on, yeah
Oh, listen

Oh we were on the bed
When you came home
I heard you stop
Outside the door
I know you won't believe it's true
I only went with her 'cos she looks like you
My God!

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 25 July 2003 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread is becoming rapidly sexy.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 25 July 2003 17:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Caroline laughs and it's raining all day
She loves to be one of the girls
She lives in the place in the side of our lives
Where nothing is ever put straight
She turns herself round and she smiles and she says
'This is it, that's the end of the joke'
And loses herself in her dreaming and sleep
And her lovers walk through in their coats

She's pretty in pink
Isn't she
Pretty in pink
Isn't she

All of her lovers all talk of her notes
And the flowers that they never sent
And wasn't she easy
And isn't she pretty in pink
The one who insists he was first in the line
Is the last to remember her name
He's walking around
In this dress that she wore
She is gone
But the joke's the same

Pretty in pink
Isn't she
Pretty in pink
Isn't she

Caroline talks to you softly sometimes
She says 'I love you' and 'Too much'
She doesn't have anything you want to steal
Well, nothing you can touch
She waves
She buttons your shirt
The traffic is waiting outside
She hands you this coat
She gives you her clothes
These cars collide

Pretty in pink
Isn't she
Pretty in pink
Isn't she

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 25 July 2003 17:15 (twenty-two years ago)

[Sarah:] Spent the summer holed up in a room.
[Tim:] Looking pretty, won't you be here soon?
[Sarah:] EuroDisney, could not work at all
[both:] A little bird had told me in the fall.
Getting groovy after Hallowe'en,
Mid-November, got back on the scene.
I'm so glad that I just got my pay!
I was born on Christmas day.

[Tim:] In December, my heart's full of spring.
[Sarah:] I could phone you, tell you everything,
[Tim:] Like the crazy evenings on the yacht;
[both:] Tim and Sarah went and tied the knot!
Did you know they pulled the town hall down?
I don't think you'll recognise this town.
Never could have been a tennis wife,
Get into the acting life.

Getting groovy after Hallowe'en,
Mid-November, got back on the scene.
I'm so glad that I just got my pay!
I was born on Christmas day.
I was born on Christmas day.
I was born on Christmas day.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 25 July 2003 17:21 (twenty-two years ago)

David Byrne & Andrew WK => it's been sexy for a while.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 25 July 2003 17:22 (twenty-two years ago)

You told me you would be here by my side
Warming my heart on this cold winter's night
Here I sit waiting beside the tree all by myself

You told me you would move heaven and earth
Cheering my spirits with laughter and mirth
Here I sit waiting beside the tree all by myself

Oh, could you ever know how much I care?
Could you ever know that out somewhere
There's a boy who really hurts?

Since I found you
I found a girl
I found a thorn
I found a queen
Now I am warm

Oh, could you ever know how much I care?
Could you ever know that out somewhere
There's a boy who really hurts?

Since I found you
I found a girl
I found a thorn
I found a queen
Now I am warm

You told me you would bring presents and treats
Cheering my spirits with homemade sweet meats
Here I sit waiting beside the tree all by myself

Here I sit waiting beside the tree all by myself

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 25 July 2003 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

You got the touch
You got the power

After all is said and done
You've never walked, you've never run,
You're a winner

You got the moves, you know the streets
Break the rules, take the heat
You're nobody's fool

You're at your best when when the goin' gets rough
You've been put to the test, but it's never enough

You got the touch
You got the power

When all hell's breakin' loose
You'll be riding the eye of the storm

You got the heart
You got the motion

You know that when things get too tough
You got the touch

You never bend, you never break
You seem to know just what it takes
You're a fighter

It's in the blood, it's in the will
It's in the mighty hands of steel
When you're standin' your ground

And you never get hit when your back's to the wall
Gonna fight to the end and you're takin' it all

You got the touch
You got the power

When all hell's breakin' loose
You'll be riding the eye of the storm

You got the heart
You got the motion

You know that when things get too tough
You got the touch

You're fightin' fire with fire
You know you got the touch

You're at your best when when the road gets rough
You've been put to the test, but it's never enough

You got the touch
You got the power

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Friday, 25 July 2003 17:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Growin' up, you don't see the writing on the wall
Passin' by, movin' straight ahead, you knew it all
But maybe sometime if you feel the pain
You'll find you're all alone, everything has changed

Play the game, you know you can't quit until it's won
Soldier on, only you can do what must be done
You know in some way you're a lot like me
You're just a prisoner and you're tryin' to break free

Chorus:

I can see a new horizon underneath the blazin' sky
I'll be where the eagle's flying higher and higher
Gonna be your man in motion, all I need is a pair of wheels
Take me where my future's lyin', St. Elmo's Fire

Burning up, don't know just how far that I can go (just how far I go)
Soon be home, only just a few miles down the road
I can make it, I know I can
You broke the boy in me, but you won't break the man

(chorus)

I can climb the highest mountain, cross the wildest sea
I can feel St. Elmo's Fire burnin' in me, burnin' in me
Just once in his life a man has his time, and my time is now, I'm coming alive

I can hear the music playin', I can see the banners fly
Feel like you're back again, and hope ridin' high
Gonna be your man in motion, all I need is a pair of wheels
Take me where my future's lyin', St. Elmo's Fire

(chorus)

I can climb the highest mountain, cross the wildest sea
I can feel St. Elmo's Fire burnin' in me
Burnin', burnin' in me, I can feel it burnin'
Oooh, burnin' inside of me... (to fade)

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 25 July 2003 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Skipping 50 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

It was CT from the Real World.

― Scaredy Cat, Friday, 25 July 2003 18:54 (twenty-two years ago)

WTF? On the 4th? And then he saved Tom's life the rest of the night. What a guy. If you're reading this, Bryan, you rock.

(who am I kidding, no-one's reading this)

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 25 July 2003 18:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Time with my girl I spent it well
I had to be strong for my woman

>You must be joking
>Oh man you must be joking

She needed to be protected

The good life was so elusive
Handouts, they got me down
I had to regain my self respect
So I got into camoflauge

The girls they love to see you shoot

>I love a man in a uniform
>I love a man in a uniform
>I love a man in a uniform
>I love a man in a uniform

To have ambitions was my ambition
But I had nothing to show for my dreams
Time with my girl I spent it well

>You must be joking
>Oh man you must be joking

The good life was so elusive
Handouts, they got me down
I had to regain my confidence
So I got into camoflauge

The girls they love to see you shoot

>I love a man in a uniform
>I love a man in a uniform
>I love a man in a uniform
>I love a man in a uniform

I need an order
>Shoot shoot
I need an order
>Shoot shoot
I need an order
>Shoot shoot
I need an order
>Shoot shoot

To have ambition was my ambition
Time with my girl I spent it well

>You must be joking
>Oh man you must be joking

The girls they love to see you shoot
The girls they love to see you shoot

>I love a man in a uniform
>I love a man in a uniform

They love to see you shoot

>I love a man in a uniform

The girls they love to see you shoot

>I love a man in a uniform

They love to see you shoot
The girls they love to see you shoot

==>I love a man in a uniform
==They love to see you shoot
==>>Bang bang
==>>They love

The girls they love to see you shoot
>I love a man in a uniform

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 25 July 2003 18:56 (twenty-two years ago)

(yeah dude seriously, Bryan was like the nicest person ever to get his RIB BROKEN by some drunk and then cart the drunk around all night! SAINT BRYAN)

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 25 July 2003 18:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Radio - radio
I'd sit alone and watch your light
My only friend through teenage nights
And everything I had to know
I heard it on my radio

You gave them all those old time stars
Through wars of worlds - invaded by Mars
You made 'em laugh - you made 'em cry
You made us feel like we could fly
Radio

So don't become some background noise
A backdrop for the girls and boys
Who just don't know or just don't care
And just complain when you're not there
You had your time, you had the power
You've yet to have your finest hour
Radio - radio

All we hear is radio ga ga
Radio goo goo
Radio ga ga
All we hear is radio ga ga
Radio blah blah
Radio what's new ?
Radio, someone still loves you

We watch the shows - we watch the stars
On videos for hours and hours
We hardly need to use our ears
How music changes through the years

Let's hope you never leave old friend
Like all good things on you we depend
So stick around 'cos we might miss you
When we grow tired of all this visual
You had your time - you had the power
You've yet to have your finest hour
Radio - radio

All we hear is radio ga ga
Radio goo goo
Radio ga ga
All we hear is radio ga ga
Radio goo goo
Radio ga ga
All we hear is radio ga ga
Radio blah blah
Radio what's new ?
Someone still loves you

Radio ga ga (ga ga)
Radio ga ga (ga ga)
Radio ga ga (ga ga)

You had your time - you had the power
You've yet to have your finest hour
Radio - radio

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 25 July 2003 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I was tuned into the shine of the late night dial
Doing anything my radio advised
With everyone of those late night stations
playing songs bringing tears to my eyes
I was seriously thinking about hiding the reciever
When the switch broke cause it's old
They're saying things I can hardly believe
They really think we're getttin' out of control

Radio is the sound salvation
Radio is cleaning up the nation
They say you better listen to the Voice of Reason
But they don;t give you any choice
'Cause they think that it's treason
So you had better do as you were told
You better listen to the radio

I wanna bite the hand that feeds me
I wanna bite that hand so badly
I wanna make them wish they'd never seen me
Some of my freinds sit around every evening
And they worry about the times ahead
But everybody else is overwhelmed by indifference
And the promise of an early bed

You either shut up or get cut out
They don't wanna hear about it
It's only inches on the reel to reel
And the radio is in the hands
Of such a lot of fools
Tryin' to anesthetize they way that you feel

Radio is the sound salvation
Radio is cleaning up the nation
They say you better listen to the Voice Of Reason
But they don't give any choice
'Cause they think that its treason
So you had better do as you were told
You better listen to the radio

Wonderful Radio
Nothing Less than Radio
Radio, Radio

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 25 July 2003 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)

(PS: I know my my last song'll be, so just give me notice)

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 25 July 2003 19:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Now I have to pick another one (only joking! It's not that one!)

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 25 July 2003 19:08 (twenty-two years ago)

WHOA you have a last song?

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 25 July 2003 19:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm the Antenna
Catching vibration
You're the transmitter
Give information!
Wir richten Antennen ins Firmament
(We are aiming antenna to the sky)
Empfangen die Töne die Niemand kennt
(Receiving tones no one knows)
I'm the transmitter
I give information
You're the antenna
Catching vibration
Es Strahlen die Sender Bild, Ton und Wort
(The transmitters send image, sound and speech)
Elektromagnetisch an jeden Ort
(Electromagnetically to every town)
I'm the Antenna
Catching vibration
You're the transmitter
Give information!
Radio Sender und Hörer sind wir
(We're radio transmitters and receivers)
Spielen im Äther das Wellenklavier
(Playing the waves-keyboard in the Ether)
I'm the antenna catching vibration
You're the transmitter give information
I'm the transmitter I give information
You're the antenna catching vibration

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 25 July 2003 19:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, don't be fronting, I'm not saying I'm playing out, I'm just saying I know what the last song will be. You know, like musicians do that nod thing. When it's time to hit it and quit, I know what the song is, that's all I'm saying.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 25 July 2003 19:13 (twenty-two years ago)

kaltes, klares Wasser
kaltes - klares
kaltes - klares
kaltes - klares
kaltes -
kaltes, klares Wasser
kaltes - kaltes
kaltes - hmmm
kaltes/Wasser
kaltes/Wasser
kaltes/Wasser
kaltes, klares Wasser
kaltes
kalt und klar
kaltes, klares Wasser
kaltes - kaltes
über meine Körper

dig my fingernails
into the ambit of America
plat down your hair
hang on for the ride
Concorde take-off
plastered to the back of my seat
pink finger nail polish
on your right breast
eating your pussy
and all around us
saturated
in
kaltes, klares Wasser

all over ninetynine tilt
intentions
strong like standing on my board
golden shower all over my face
big water
at least a little
my water
entrails pussy floor

silicon, silicon
silicon suction
the unwanted curves
exposed by
kaltes, klares Wasser

kaltes/über meine Körper/kaltes
kaltes - kaltes/hmmm
klares/kaltes - kaltes - klares/klares
kaltes, klares Wasser

arrested and released
my body
bleeding all over your bastrock
by the fire
my body is burning
and you were
pour
kaltes, klares Wasser
all over me

chill me out
call me down
no feeling no control
my body is a weapon
waiting at your door
hold me under
don´t let go

kaltes - klares
kaltes/kaltes, klares Wasser/klares/kaltes, klares Wasser
kaltes - klares
kaltes
kaltes, klares Wasser
kaltes - Wasser - klares - Wasser
kaltes - Wasser - klares - Wasser
kaltes - Wasser - klares - Wasser
kaltes - Wasser - - - Wasser
kaltes - Wasser - klares - Wasser
kaltes - Wasser - klares - Wasser
kaltes - Wasser - klares - Wasser
kaltes - Wasser - - - Wasser
kaltes - klares - kaltes - klares
kaltes - klares - kaltes - Wasser

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 25 July 2003 19:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not saying you'll have to stop the same time, you can have THE last song if you want. Or anyone else. Pitch invasion anytime, folks.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 25 July 2003 19:16 (twenty-two years ago)

you can post your song! I'll respect that final song thing--all good things must end eventually, and thus we have to have goodnight time for the thread as well.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 25 July 2003 19:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I should be expressing that sentiment in song format, sorry.

No one likes looking at you
Your lack of ego offends male mentality
They need your innocence
To steal vacant love and to destroy
Your beauty and virginity used like toys

My mind is dead, everybody love's me
Wants a slice of me
Hopelessly passive and compatible
Need to belong, oh the roads are scarey
So hold me in your arms
I wanna be your only possession

Used, used, used by men
Used, used, used by men

All they leave behind is money
Paper made out of broken twisted trees
Your pretty face offends
Because it's something real that I can't touch
Eyes, skin, bone, contour, language as a flower

No god reached me, faded films and loving books
Black and white TV
All the world does not exist for me
And if I'm starving, you can feed me lollipops
Your diet will crush me
My life just an old man's memory

Little baby nothing
Loveless slavery, lips kissing empty
Dress your life in loathing
Breaking your mind with Barbie Doll futility

Little baby nothing
Sexually free, made - up to breakup
Assassinated beauty
Moths broken up, quenched at last
The vermin allowed a thought to pass them by

You are pure, you are snow
We are the useless sluts that they mould
Rock 'n' roll is our epiphany
Culture, alienation, boredom and despair

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 25 July 2003 19:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Dig if u will the picture
Of u and I engaged in a kiss
The sweat of your body covers me
Can u my darling
Can u picture this?
Dream if u can a courtyard
An ocean of violets in bloom
Animals strike curious poses
They feel the heat
The heat between me and u

How can u just leave me standing?
Alone in a world that's so cold? (So cold)
Maybe I'm just 2 demanding
Maybe I'm just like my father 2 bold
Maybe you're just like my mother
She's never satisfied (She's never satisfied)
Why do we scream at each other
This is what it sounds like
When doves cry

Touch if u will my stomach
Feel how it trembles inside
You've got the butterflies all tied up
Don't make me chase u
Even doves have pride

How can u just leave me standing?
Alone in a world so cold? (World so cold)
Maybe I'm just 2 demanding
Maybe I'm just like my father 2 bold
Maybe you're just like my mother
She's never satisfied (She's never satisfied)
Why do we scream at each other
This is what it sounds like
When doves cry

How can u just leave me standing?
Alone in a world that's so cold? (A world that's so cold)
Maybe I'm just 2 demanding (Maybe, maybe I'm like my father)
Maybe I'm just like my father 2 bold (Ya know he's 2 bold)
Maybe you're just like my mother (Maybe you're just like my mother)
She's never satisfied (She's never, never satisfied)
Why do we scream at each other (Why do we scream, why)
This is what it sounds like

When doves cry
When doves cry (Doves cry, doves cry)
When doves cry (Doves cry, doves cry)

Don't Cry (Don't Cry)

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 25 July 2003 19:21 (twenty-two years ago)

And that's it. Good night, everybody.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 25 July 2003 19:22 (twenty-two years ago)

*applauds*

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 25 July 2003 19:23 (twenty-two years ago)

*throws toilet paper*

― That hott barmaid at bellvue (afarrell), Friday, 25 July 2003 19:26 (twenty-two years ago)

*lezzes up with Ally and asks if the boys are gay*

― also the hott bartender from Bellevue (mlescaut), Friday, 25 July 2003 19:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Okay, show's over, buy your commemorative CD-R, tenner each.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 25 July 2003 19:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I want one!

― Paul Eater (eater), Friday, 25 July 2003 19:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Ok! I'll put a picture of me and Andrew on the cover--are you coming to Matos FAP?

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 25 July 2003 19:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Wait, just let me cancel my lovely weekend getaway ... okay! See you there!

― Paul Eater (eater), Friday, 25 July 2003 19:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh you're always on getaways, sigh.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 25 July 2003 19:36 (twenty-two years ago)

You bring the disc, I'll be there.

― Paul Eater (eater), Friday, 25 July 2003 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Really? Will you take me on the getaway also?

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 25 July 2003 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

You can drive the getaway car.

― Paul Eater (eater), Friday, 25 July 2003 19:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Ok, I'm so in. I'll try to compile this tonight!

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 25 July 2003 19:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Stevem has so put the spanner in.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 25 July 2003 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)

wha? i'll send you the Chas n' Dave if you like

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 25 July 2003 20:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Will this CD result in a Thomas Crown Affair-like FAP action? TUNE IN NEXT WEEK!

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 25 July 2003 20:00 (twenty-two years ago)

:-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 25 July 2003 20:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Well that's not a good impression of Steve McQueen, now is it?

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 25 July 2003 20:15 (twenty-two years ago)

:-(

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 25 July 2003 20:21 (twenty-two years ago)

thats better

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 25 July 2003 21:19 (twenty-two years ago)

― Pierce Fucking Brosnan (Millar), Friday, 25 July 2003 21:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Pierce Brosnan should be beaten with sticks for even thinking he's Steve McQueen, wtf.

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 26 July 2003 00:41 (twenty-two years ago)

H0W COULD I HAVE MISSED THIS THREAD?!? DAMMIT

― Tad (llamasfur), Friday, 1 August 2003 02:45 (twenty-two years ago)

for ally:

We are standing here
Exposing ourselves
We are showroom dummies
We are showroom dummies

We’re being watched
And we feel our pulse
We are showroom dummies
We are showroom dummies

We look around
And change our pose
We are showroom dummies
We are showroom dummies

We start to move
And we break the glass
We are showroom dummies
We are showroom dummies

We step out
And take a walk through the city
We are showroom dummies
We are showroom dummies

We go into a club
And there we start to dance
We are showroom dummies
We are showroom dummies

[repeat to fade] we are showroom dummies

― Tad (llamasfur), Friday, 1 August 2003 02:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Wait, I don't understand. Is there any money? Or is this just all a not-so-elaborate hoax? Because that money really would be useful right now.

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 1 August 2003 03:32 (twenty-two years ago)

i didn't even know there was an ILx paypal account.

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 1 August 2003 03:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Pete's lies are brilliant.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 1 August 2003 04:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Something for the girl with everything
See, the writings on the wall
You bought the girl a wall
Complete with matching ball-point pen
You can breathe another day
Secure in knowing she wont break you (yet)

Something for the girl with everything
Have another sweet my dear
Dont try to talk my dear
Your tiny little mouth is full
Heres a flavour you aint tried
You shouldnt try to talk, your mouth is full

Something for the girl with everything
Three wise men are here
Three wise men are here
Bearing gifts to aid amnesia
She knows everything
yes yes everyting
She knew way back when you weren't yourself

Something for the girl with everything
Heres a really preatty car
I hope it takes you far
I hope it takes you fast and far
Wow, the engines really loud
Nobodys gonna hear a thing you say

Something for the girl with everything
Three wise men are here
Three wise men are here
Where should they leave these imported gimmicks
Leave them anywhere
An-an-anywhere
Make sure that theres a clear path to the door

Something for the girl with everything
Something for the girl with everything
Something for the girl with everything
Something for the girl with everything
Three wise men are here
Three wise men are here
Three wise men are here
Three wise men are here

Heres a patridge in a tree,
A gardener for the tree
Complete with ornithologist
Careful, careful with that crate
You wouldn't want to dent Sinatra, no

Something for the girl who has got everything,
Yes, yes, everything
Hey, come out and say hello
Before you friends all go
But say no more than just hello
Ah, the little girl is shy
You see of late shes been quite speechless,
very speechless
She's got everything

― Alan (Alan), Friday, 1 August 2003 08:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Wait, I don't understand. Is there any money? Or is this just all a not-so-elaborate hoax? Because that money really would be useful right now.

-- Andrew (n...), August 1st, 2003 5:32 AM.

I hope Pete feels guilty now.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 1 August 2003 10:32 (twenty-two years ago)

We can always go back to those ILx T-Shirts that were mooted (Hanle yisms would sell by the bucketload). I can get cheap screen printing. I still reckon also that ILx is a great place for pyramid selling schemes - cos when I look in people's houses I see a big lack of pyramids - and everyone needs a pyramid. Right?

― Pete (Pete), Friday, 1 August 2003 10:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm in.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 1 August 2003 10:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you wanthe Cleo, the Mini Tutenkhamen or the full on Rameses II (with pit traps and free hundred year curse guarentee).

― Pete (Pete), Friday, 1 August 2003 10:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Pete, you've really got the snake oil spammer's sense of spelling down to a tee.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 1 August 2003 10:58 (twenty-two years ago)

95% of lying is about style Nick.

Snake Oil - greta for lampos, not so good for frying I've found.

― Pete (Pete), Friday, 1 August 2003 11:05 (twenty-two years ago)

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