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weirdest rumour you heard today

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hattie mcdaniel and talluah bankhead apparently had a long affair

― anthony easton (anthony), Friday, 25 July 2003 20:19 (twenty-three years ago)

ILX to close (I don't get out much)

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 25 July 2003 21:13 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm "cool and interesting"

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 25 July 2003 21:14 (twenty-three years ago)

"there are people in the South Korean government who favor a war with North Korea because that way the US gets saddled with the cost of (re?)building the DPRK instead of them"

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 25 July 2003 21:18 (twenty-three years ago)

(re?)building

No, just building. A country with almost no running water, electricity, or fucking food can't really be REbuilt.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 25 July 2003 21:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Athlete have asked not to be considered for the Mercury as they don't want the Gomez-esque millstone round their necks.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Friday, 25 July 2003 21:33 (twenty-three years ago)

I've heard that one, anthony. Isn't it great?

― rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 25 July 2003 22:20 (twenty-three years ago)

I didnt hear any weird rumours but I did dream that Frank Kogan had established a Village Voice Feeder School for teenage girls who wanted to be rock critics! I think that should be a rumour.

― Tom (Groke), Friday, 25 July 2003 22:22 (twenty-three years ago)

that would rock; they should have a mandatory class on lezzing up.

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 25 July 2003 22:57 (twenty-three years ago)

and bounce around their beds in their underwear while listening to records < /amyphillips>

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 25 July 2003 23:51 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.shmater.com/bradandjenniferwithbabies.jpg

― Dada, Friday, 25 July 2003 23:53 (twenty-three years ago)

I didnt hear any weird rumours but I did dream that Frank Kogan had established a Village Voice Feeder School for teenage girls who wanted to be rock critics! I think that should be a rumour.

I will cry if this doesn't end up happening.

― Melissa W (Melissa W), Saturday, 26 July 2003 00:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Dirty Den is coming back

― Fuzzy (Fuzzy), Saturday, 26 July 2003 00:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Dada, you've earned your bandwidth today.

― nickn (nickn), Saturday, 26 July 2003 00:35 (twenty-three years ago)

ok haha after tom told me abt his kogan dream *I* immediately had a kogan dream!! (i think my first, though i've known him for a decade)

He arrived at my flat to stay, was welcomed in by me and my mum, came and sat on my sitting room windowsill, and FELL STRAIGHT OUT!! I rushed to the window, to see that he had landed safely (it's four floors down), and missed the railings. He went back the the front door and I let him in again.

In the morning I discovered that one of my plant-pots got blown off a windowsill during gusty yesterday (see my bad neighbours thread somewhere or other). Actually I realised this abt 6.oo in the morning when I woke and noticed it not there silhouetted against the morning sun. Then I went back to sleep. But I can't remember if my Kogan dream happened before this or after.

― mark s (mark s), Saturday, 26 July 2003 10:34 (twenty-three years ago)

So what does it mean that you consider Kogan to be a plant pot?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 26 July 2003 11:59 (twenty-three years ago)

i don't know! as you know, my id eloped with my subconscious when i wz 12!!

― mark s (mark s), Saturday, 26 July 2003 12:06 (twenty-three years ago)

I think it must be Freudian < / meaningless default thing to say about dreams in all circumstances >.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 26 July 2003 12:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey, I had the weirdest dream last night: I was visiting Mark - we were discussing whom we identified with more, Patty or her daughter Angela - when through the open window I saw a couple of teen girls walking by, holding hands. I leaned out and said, "Hey, gorgeouses, wanna be rock critics?" But I'd leaned so far that, wouldn't you know, I fell right out. It didn't hurt me, but the girls were puzzled. "What's 'rock critics'?" asked the leggy, dark-haired one.

― Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 26 July 2003 18:36 (twenty-three years ago)

And then they lezzed up?

― nickn (nickn), Saturday, 26 July 2003 20:28 (twenty-three years ago)

being an ilx dream, of course

― H (Heruy), Saturday, 26 July 2003 21:06 (twenty-three years ago)


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