In my second thread, I ask "Did he know about the failures of fuits?"

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did you know a pepper is a fruit, botanically? so is a tomato and cucumber. Fruits have failed to claim their own. a squash is a fruit, as is an olive. QUEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Saturday, 26 July 2003 03:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Look, some of us don't like to be labelled.

― Chris P (Chris P), Saturday, 26 July 2003 04:00 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.cathedral.org/cathedral/news/staff/images/fruitt.jpg

― Dada, Saturday, 26 July 2003 05:22 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.barker.nsw.edu.au/library/Webquests/LOTE/Year8Latinweb/roman-army.jpg http://www.cals.ncsu.edu/agexed/aee501/show1/img033.gif http://www.kingsharvest.com/images/latingrammar.jpg

― Dada, Saturday, 26 July 2003 05:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I think mangoes are failures as fruits. They should be reclassified as baseballs.

― thoth (Jake Proudlock), Saturday, 26 July 2003 10:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Modern bananas are failures as fruit, in that they are sterile.

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 26 July 2003 11:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I tried being a fuit once. Didn't work out.

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Saturday, 26 July 2003 12:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Was it fuitile?

― C J (C J), Saturday, 26 July 2003 12:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, nothing really came to fuition.

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Saturday, 26 July 2003 12:23 (twenty-two years ago)

(PS: tomatoes are fruit, but ketchup is a vegetable)

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Saturday, 26 July 2003 12:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Surely ketchup is a sauce?

― C J (C J), Saturday, 26 July 2003 12:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I want ketchup to count as a vegetable, becuase that makes three vegetables I ever eat (with chips and crisps).

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 26 July 2003 12:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Mangos are the best tropical fruit, you must have eaten an unripe one, thoth.

― nickn (nickn), Saturday, 26 July 2003 20:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Martin has reminded me that I have a bag of potato chips in my room unopened since Wedensday! Hot damn!

― Millar (Millar), Saturday, 26 July 2003 20:56 (twenty-two years ago)

mangos rock!!

juice dripping all over your chin, sticky, messy, wet,

ok i better stop before i get meself too excited here

― H (Heruy), Saturday, 26 July 2003 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

many people think corn is a vegetable. WRONG ASSHLOES!!!!!!!!!! ITS A FUCKING GRAIN!!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$@#%$@#

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Sunday, 27 July 2003 03:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Fucking grain would be the sin of cornication (which might be mis-spelt). I guess if you just did it by yourself -- beat your wheat, threshed your hay, spilled your seed -- it'd just be masturbation, the sin of Oat Bran.

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 27 July 2003 03:14 (twenty-two years ago)

there must be something about new england ...

― Tad (llamasfur), Sunday, 27 July 2003 03:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Tep is that what you studied Religious Studies for?

― s1utsky (slutsky), Sunday, 27 July 2003 05:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Yep, perfecting my onanism.

(Actually, come to think of it, I started as a sexuality major, which is why I took a philosophy class on sex and love, which is where I first read Aquinas and Augustine ...)

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 27 July 2003 05:15 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread is starting to give me the pip, to be fruitally honest.

― thoth (Jake Proudlock), Sunday, 27 July 2003 15:56 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.chickenhead.com/stuff/comics/images/strips/25.gif

― Prude (Prude), Monday, 28 July 2003 02:46 (twenty-two years ago)

muscat ...who let out the muscat

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Monday, 28 July 2003 03:03 (twenty-two years ago)

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