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fat. brown fat. clear fat. fat seeping in and out of my bones. fat providing power for my days sad duties : kick ass of work. fat is my new pore seepage, providing a grease layer for moisture rich movie-star challenge. fat makes the hair splendonous. they said fat was bad. they bad!!! they took away mama icecream brost! they ate all your baconand shat it out as cardboards strips. when will fat be free to plummet carelessly in fields, gay and lipid -rich, tossing floewrs into the air? SUGAR AND CARBS: FUCK YOUR SELVES!! YOU CAUSE THE DEATH WE CALL EXTREME SIZE INCREASE IN HAMMYBUTT!!!

Oh, don't worry my lardy lassy. you are golden wind. you can eat your own body through a secret technique. Atkins diet. you eat your self. ha ha! for desert? mustardbate.

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Monday, 28 July 2003 04:42 (twenty-three years ago)

I bow before the neological awe of that last word in abject fascination. Who will dare not make sacrifice to the Hanle y Deus now?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 28 July 2003 04:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Fat is good, but you have to be careful about what kind. Me, I put olive oil on EVERYTHING.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 28 July 2003 04:49 (twenty-three years ago)

be careful about that dude.

― s1utsky (slutsky), Monday, 28 July 2003 04:50 (twenty-three years ago)

like all else in this world, fat is fine in moderate doses. and if one respects fat, fat will treat you well.

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 28 July 2003 04:50 (twenty-three years ago)

be careful about that dude.

No. I won't. I will put olive oil in my coffee, and you can't stop me.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 28 July 2003 04:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Just keep it away from the ice cream.

― s1utsky (slutsky), Monday, 28 July 2003 04:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Incidentally, tonight I ate vanilla gelato with a rum and pecan sauce my friend made. It was very special.

― s1utsky (slutsky), Monday, 28 July 2003 04:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, don't worry my lardy lassy

oh to be able to to say this

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 28 July 2003 04:52 (twenty-three years ago)

vanilla gelato with a rum and pecan sauce

tell me more

― Pabst Blue Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 28 July 2003 04:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Eskimos have a very high fat diet, and they are quite healthy people I believe.

― C J (C J), Monday, 28 July 2003 05:01 (twenty-three years ago)

It was so good! The nuts were kind of crunchy, you know with that toasted flavour.

(xp)

― s1utsky (slutsky), Monday, 28 July 2003 05:02 (twenty-three years ago)

Thank goodness you noted the crosspost. For a moment there I thought you were extolling the joys of eating Eskimo testicles.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 28 July 2003 05:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, don't worry my lardy lassy.

You called?

you are golden wind.

Oops, sorry. I'll never eat broccoli again.

you can eat your own body through a secret technique.

If I could eat myself, I'd never leave the house.

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Monday, 28 July 2003 05:05 (twenty-three years ago)

"hammybutt" is the new "chickenbear"

― Pabst Blue Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 28 July 2003 05:19 (twenty-three years ago)

Only much better.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 28 July 2003 05:20 (twenty-three years ago)

IT IS NOT ESKIMO.
IT IS INUIT.

they are healthy cause they live in the fucking arctic, with the change of kinds of fat in their diet they have gotten huge cases of heart disease and diabetes.

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 28 July 2003 05:28 (twenty-three years ago)

mustardbate

I have been waiting my whole life to hear this word.

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Monday, 28 July 2003 07:20 (twenty-three years ago)

I thought the atkins diet involved not eatin carbohydrates. but i might be wrong.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 28 July 2003 07:47 (twenty-three years ago)

it does involve lower carb. but also, the ingestion of paper. you must consume a newspaper per day. the print fill s you up. especially bigger words

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 08:55 (twenty-three years ago)

i must try this atkins diet sometime.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 10:07 (twenty-three years ago)

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― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 10:10 (twenty-three years ago)

I like how my random finger movements really priviliged vowels.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 10:11 (twenty-three years ago)

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