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Lots of pictures of him looking thoughtful and hunky in the news today. Is he a shot in the arm for the monarchy or just another inbred parasite who'll be up against the wall come the revolution?

― Billy Dods, Friday, 21 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Any reason why he can't be both?

I've been to St. Andrews, and there are a couple of piers that the enterprising young anti-monarchist could persuade William to drunkenly walk along during a stormy night, I'm sure.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 21 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I really hope he turns out to be queer.

― Richard Tunnicliffe, Friday, 21 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Then you could aim to be Prince Consort, and wouldn't that be fun? Trembling Blue Stars to write the new national anthem!

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 21 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

WEll edward is and he has sophie .

― anthony, Friday, 21 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

THIS IS A TRUE STOREY. I deinitley saw Prince W. look at me when we went on school parad.

― chasimino, Saturday, 22 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

bu ti dont like him at all

― chasimino, Saturday, 22 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i am so hot for willie's willie, i want to be the next queen of england, all he has to do is come to my fair shores/shorts, and i will worship his crown and ring...grrrrr.

― Geoff, Saturday, 22 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

yikes!! :)

down *with* the monarchy, geoff. not down *on* them!

― katie, Saturday, 22 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

nobody ever lets me have any fun any more ;-(_)

― Geoff, Saturday, 22 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Eew! Geoff, dude, surely you have better taste than young William? He's nasty.

― DG, Saturday, 22 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

But how would you *know* that, DG? Or have you been Royal Catamite to St. James Palace since 1694 or something?

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 22 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

He's very angular. There isn't going to be a revolution is there? Can't there be a royal bring and buy sale instead. What do revolutionaries do after revolutions? Apart from getting made into t- shirts.

― jel, Saturday, 22 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

They get invoked by dumbass bands from LA who have no sense in their tiny little heads. Not I dislike, oh, say, Rage Against the Machine or anything like that, oh no.

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 22 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

hey ned, remind me to tell you sometime about the marine who came into my friend's autoshop last week who was getting "pumped up" for the coming conflict by listening to ratm. ;)

― jess, Saturday, 22 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

See, moments like that just make me smile evilly. >:-)

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 22 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm not surprised, I have very little faith in the intellect of any ratm fans. No matter what their personal beliefs are, they're mostly borderline brain-dead.

― Nicole, Saturday, 22 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Prince William looks like a total chump. So there.

― DG, Saturday, 22 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

RATM, and their fans (including the Marine who's gettin' pumped to kill Ay-rabs by listening to RATM), are proof of that old French saying, les extrèmes se touchent.

No opinion on Prince William. Though if you Brits decide to exile him, maybe he can turn into a decent novelist (that seems to be the thing among deposed nobility or other political leaders). And better him than that tart Jenna Bush (which whom we Yanks are stuck).

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Saturday, 22 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

He used to look a lot like me. Which would easily play into DG's chump-a-likeness.

― Pete, Monday, 24 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

But Pete, I'm sure you never let your chumpishness turn into complete prickishness as this. (Note 'wacky' hand-stitched 'GROOVY BABY' lettering)

― Nick, Monday, 24 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Maybe that's where William went wrong Ptee, he stopped trying to look like you.

― Nicole, Monday, 24 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

pete, can i suck on yr willie instead?

― Geoff, Monday, 24 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

two years pass...

you guys are gross!

― lovesprince, Saturday, 28 February 2004 01:58 (twenty-one years ago)

you just want to suck on willie's willie.

― omg, Saturday, 28 February 2004 03:20 (twenty-one years ago)

four years pass...

― StanM, Friday, 21 November 2008 15:38 (seventeen years ago)

Jess's story predicted most of this decade, I think.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 21 November 2008 15:40 (seventeen years ago)

rip

― hyperspace situation (gbx), Friday, 21 November 2008 15:40 (seventeen years ago)

― the pinefox, Friday, 21 November 2008 15:59 (seventeen years ago)

Prince William Pees Through Penis Shocka

http://www.postchronicle.com/news/entertainment/tittletattle/article_212187932.shtml

― StanM, Friday, 21 November 2008 16:25 (seventeen years ago)

five months pass...

http://i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/pix/galleries/showbiz/whitechapel/will-art2.jpg

― James Mitchell, Monday, 11 May 2009 13:34 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

Haha, fuck this clown:

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2011/Apr/Week4/15978128.jpg

― James Mitchell, Sunday, 24 April 2011 05:48 (fourteen years ago)

well he's getting married

― brodie, Monday, 25 April 2011 10:28 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33ct9FBnIfI

― A Zed and Two Nults (Noodle Vague), Monday, 25 April 2011 10:35 (fourteen years ago)

brodie otm

― gr8080, Tuesday, 26 April 2011 01:28 (fourteen years ago)

ehat does otm stand for?

― brodie, Tuesday, 26 April 2011 01:31 (fourteen years ago)

of the monarchy

― sensual bathtub (group: 698) (schlump), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 01:50 (fourteen years ago)

ohh ok have will and kate been married yet

― brodie, Tuesday, 26 April 2011 07:12 (fourteen years ago)

Got got got got got.

― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 26 April 2011 10:07 (fourteen years ago)

he needs some royal stick-em hair plugs.

― your generation appalls me (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 13:47 (fourteen years ago)

he need hairgrow stuff

― brodie, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 00:46 (fourteen years ago)

Kate's parents will want to know: is Prince William sound on the Kenai Peninsula?

― Aimless, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 00:50 (fourteen years ago)

Is there a separate thread for Wills and Kates wedding? Nothing seems to appear when I search. Perhaps I am the only ILXR who is interested in this folderol trifle? Or am I the only I:X idiot who give a sh*t about this event?

― Wiggywoo, Friday, 29 April 2011 05:59 (fourteen years ago)

There's this but it isn't too active either: Is Kate the new 'Queen of Hearts'?

― StanM, Friday, 29 April 2011 06:05 (fourteen years ago)

lol, "for richer or poorer" -- great clip choice

― your generation appalls me (Dr Morbius), Friday, 29 April 2011 11:52 (fourteen years ago)

Not many people attending a street party according to the poll in the Scunthorpe Telegraph linked above.

― Cluster the boots (Billy Dods), Friday, 29 April 2011 13:08 (fourteen years ago)

i'm ready to party tbh, not real bothered what the cause is

― bell hops (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 April 2011 13:14 (fourteen years ago)

So is William btw

― Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 29 April 2011 21:28 (fourteen years ago)

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