TS: Spoonered vs. Benny Hill

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Benny Hill. too bad he's the one that's not around anymore.

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 18:36 (twenty-one years ago)

but which one would you like to see in a bikini?

still Benny Hill.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 18:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Horace I hate you

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)

'hate' = 'put it to,' yes?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Visions of Benny Hill in a bikini = night terrors for the rest of my life, you gigantic tool cake.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 18:39 (twenty-one years ago)

(Hmmm, am I calling Horace or Ned a gigantic tool cake? Even I don't know.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 18:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan I lick your frosting.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 18:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Ned I hate you

Visions of Ned licking Dan's frosting = night terrors for the rest of my life, you gigantic tool cake.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 18:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan I lick your frosting

That's an image for the nightmares! That, or the newest ILX porn title

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 18:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Mommy...

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 18:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan I lick your frosting
Heavens etc ;)
NYCFAP

The porn titles just keep flying out of here.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 18:46 (twenty-one years ago)

No "Gigantic Tool Cake"? :-(

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 18:51 (twenty-one years ago)

That's Volume 2

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 18:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Benny Hill wins for a myriad of reasons, for example he has a good theme tune, unlike spoony

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 18:52 (twenty-one years ago)

It was jaunty, wasn't it?

― Larcole (Nicole), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 18:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Is a gigantic tool cake more like a yellowcake, or a urinal cake? Or is it something you'd buy here?

― Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 19:03 (twenty-one years ago)

The porn titles just keep flying out of here.

The scary thing is I either came up with or inspired those three examples.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 19:05 (twenty-one years ago)

"NYCFAP" starring Jenna Jameson and Ned Raggett

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 19:09 (twenty-one years ago)

and Benny had the little bald guy with glasses in his entourage, who's head would be thumped so pleasingly.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I feel left out. Who is spoonered really? I mean, summarize his personality in 10 words or less. Thanks.

Spoonered, feel free to speak up.

― Sarah MCLusky (coco), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)

avant-garde artist, soldier of fortune, Nazi dentist, against-the-grain badass with muscular thighs and a pet snake.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 19:49 (twenty-one years ago)

That's a guess.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)

a 14 yr old with too much time on his hands?

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 19:51 (twenty-one years ago)

NYCFAP" starring Jenna Jameson and Ned Raggett

Keep in mind the "Behind the Scenes" portion of the DVD as well, Dan.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 19:52 (twenty-one years ago)

But will Spoonered get as much notoriety as B*cky?

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 19:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Never. He lacks vision. He lacks stature. He lacks sheer psychotic drive.
Spoonered : B*cky :: Rush Limbaugh : Adolf Hitler.

But if Spoonered could somehow adapt that funny music + time-lapse thing I would prefer him to Benny Hill for entertainment purposes.

― Sommermute (Wintermute), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 20:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Do porn DVDs come with behind the scenes stuff? I've actually never seen a DVD.

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 21:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd love to hear the director commentary. "For this shot, we fed him nothing but yogurt and goat cheese for three weeks..."

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 21:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Spoonered : B*cky :: Rush Limbaugh : Adolf Hitler

aha! so that's how that structure works, this was the most illustrative example I've ever found.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 01:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Benny Hill: brought the traditions of the British music hall to television.
Spoonered: brought the traditions of USENET to ILX.
Advantage: Benny Hill.

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 01:47 (twenty-one years ago)

five months pass...

Who was Spoonered anyway? Where'd he go?

― C-Man (C-Man), Monday, 5 January 2004 01:14 (twenty-one years ago)

ha x 10!

― donut bitch (donut), Monday, 5 January 2004 01:36 (twenty-one years ago)

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