Regretable examples of personal grooming.

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shaving my ass hairs in the tenth grade, because i thought it looked abnormal, ranks as one of my more regretable grooming moments!

some of my mates were daily shavers even back then and i couldn't for the life of me, determine why my face had zero growth, yet my ass did.

so i spent a half hour with my ass to the bathroom mirror, awkwardly applying shaving cream and using a razor. i was naive enough not to realise that without constant ass vigilance, my rear-end was destined to become a furry mass.

yer experiences?

(any ILX ass shavers?)

― Chris Radford (Chris Radford), Friday, 1 August 2003 07:27 (twenty-two years ago)

― Chris Radford (Chris Radford), Friday, 1 August 2003 07:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Chris is stone sinking thread shockAH!

― Chris Radford (Chris Radford), Friday, 1 August 2003 08:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I think you grossed everyone out too much to comment.

― thoth (Jake Proudlock), Friday, 1 August 2003 10:24 (twenty-two years ago)

One thing I respect about you. You obviously haven't come here to pick up girls.

― thoth (Jake Proudlock), Friday, 1 August 2003 10:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Too funny, I launghed coffee out my nose. As well it reminded my of a friends failed attemped to trim his "bits" and almost lost a sack. Remember kids: When grooming your nethers, use small scissors.

― danielle g. (danielle g.), Friday, 1 August 2003 12:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan Perry's favorite thread of the year already. Clearly ass-shaving was done because of heavy dandruff problems caused by bootyflakes.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 1 August 2003 12:25 (twenty-two years ago)

seriously, where are all the other ass shavers? i simply cannot be the only person to have done this!

and picking up girls? don't make me laugh thoth! heh. heh.

― Chris Radford (Chris Radford), Saturday, 2 August 2003 07:47 (twenty-two years ago)

When grooming your nethers, use small scissors.

OMG. Don't use scissors at all! Use small clippers and a safety razor.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 2 August 2003 08:03 (twenty-two years ago)

also, never, ever use a beard trimmer. i cut my sack several times.

― Chris Radford (Chris Radford), Saturday, 2 August 2003 08:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Yjr razor is the only appropriat tool for the sack.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 2 August 2003 08:06 (twenty-two years ago)

yjr = the

Man, what a typo.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 2 August 2003 08:06 (twenty-two years ago)

But now that I look at the keyboard, it's almost understandable.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 2 August 2003 08:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Chris, I could share a story or two with you myself but I'm too embarrassed. However, you are like brother to me now.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Saturday, 2 August 2003 09:11 (twenty-two years ago)

i thought Yjr was for 'your junior', or something like that. a junior razor, or a razor for kids (whatever this could be) sounded suitable for such a delicate thing as ass-hair.

― joan vich (joan vich), Saturday, 2 August 2003 09:21 (twenty-two years ago)

as yer brother colin, i demand yer stories! i'm feeling like a shag on a rock!

― Chris Radford (Chris Radford), Saturday, 2 August 2003 23:21 (twenty-two years ago)

This whole thread is regrettable. As in I regret clicking on it.

― s1utsky (slutsky), Sunday, 3 August 2003 01:02 (twenty-two years ago)

it's all about sharing s1utsky!

― Chris Radford (Chris Radford), Sunday, 3 August 2003 06:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Can I take another opportunity to mention the Judas Priest suicide-pact guy who ended up getting skin grafts on his face and had to shave his nose?

― dave q, Sunday, 3 August 2003 07:21 (twenty-two years ago)

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