Which of the 5 kingdoms is the best

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you know animals and reptiles and shit

― anthony, Saturday, 22 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"And shit" gets my vote.

― Prude, Saturday, 22 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm all down with the protozoans, if they're one.

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 22 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The kingdom of the sea!

― jel, Sunday, 23 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The kingdom of sleep.

― Andrew L, Sunday, 23 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Fish: Mostly rubbish except for sharks (obviously)

Amphibians: Yuck! Slimey

Reptiles: Kind of cool apart from the fact that they have to sit on rocks all day to get warm. Bonus points for dinosaurs

Birds: They can fly! Though most of them eat worms (given the choice, I'd rather stay on the ground)

Mammals: Obviously the best because they're the cutest

― jamesmichaelward, Sunday, 23 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

birds = dinosaurs

― mark s, Sunday, 23 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mammal Pride!

― Tom, Sunday, 23 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Reptiles are animals. The kingdoms are monerans, protists, fungi, plants, and animals. I vote for protists because they are amusing under microscopes.

― Mara, Sunday, 23 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Protists, that's it, thanks Maria. Yay protists! They of the cool, strange name!

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 23 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Do protists protest?

― DG, Sunday, 23 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Funghi goes everywhere...

― jason, Sunday, 23 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The kingdoms are monerans, protists, fungi, plants, and animals

Boy! Do I feel stupid

― jamesmichaelward, Sunday, 23 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I thought it was eukaryots and prokaryots

funghi rule, taste good and make beer and bread

― Ed, Sunday, 23 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

also cause nasty infections but you can't have everything, can you

― Ed, Sunday, 23 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

6th Kingdom= unidom of the robot

― jel, Monday, 24 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I like mushrooms 'cos they're funghis to be with. (Winces, awaits the deserved slap that is about to come his way)

― Will McKenzie, Wednesday, 26 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

you're right, will, that does deserve a slap!

― katie, Wednesday, 26 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I can't see there's any use for the five kingdoms when eveything in the universe divides up so neatly into animal, vegetable and mineral. Yes, even milk. Three Kingdoms! Three kingdoms is plenty.

― Tim, Wednesday, 26 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Where do bacteria fit into the three kingdom scheme?

― Richard Tunnicliffe, Wednesday, 26 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The Kingdom of the Blind is the best Kingdom of them all.

Think about it, if the one eyed man is King there, with two eyes you'll probably be a Deity or something. Or a major celebrity at least.

― Trevor, Wednesday, 26 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think bacteria can go where they want in the three kingdom scheme but if forced I would say ARRRR and then I would say THEM BE VEDG- TUBBLES.

― Tim, Wednesday, 26 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think we've forgotten a critical question here ie who or what are the kings of these kingdoms? It's a pretty poor kingdom that doesn't have a monarch of some sort.

― Richard Tunnicliffe, Wednesday, 26 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Pinefox is the King of Rock and therefore reigns supreme over the minerals. That's a start.

― Tim, Wednesday, 26 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Birds only have one ovary. They are the best.

― 1 1 2 3 5, Wednesday, 26 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

All snails have five penises. Where does this place them?

― mark s, Wednesday, 26 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Not all snails are so endowed. Female snails don't (not all snails are hermaphrodite).

― Tim, Wednesday, 26 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

They ahve polymorphus orgies. Snails are so perverted.

― anthony, Wednesday, 26 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

http://underground.zork.net/#animals

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The kingdom of leather - great deals on all indoor furnishings !

― Robert Jones, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The Kingdom of Leather is a misnomer. In truth it is the Principality of Leather, and is nothing but a sub-grouping of the great Kingdom of Mineralia (annexed from the Kingdom of Animalia in the great skirmish of the Tannery).

― Tim, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The Coffee Republic, death to the coffee king.

― jel, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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