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Men arguing about whether one of them is sexist - C/D?

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anti-sexist dudes, once you've objected to the sexist statement, you really don't need to do it again. Your opposition is duly noted. Let it go.

dude who may or may not be sexist, if you're certain beyond a shadow of a doubt that you're not a sexist, tell yourself (and not necessarily your accuser) "fuck 'em if they can't take a joke" and let it go.

Let it go.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 4 August 2003 00:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes but men being terrified no-one has truly recognised what a sensitive soul / hardcore iconoclast they are......meh. Male insecurity D/D?

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 4 August 2003 01:05 (twenty-three years ago)

See how I posted that to make women think I'm cool etc etc DO YOU SEE? There is no escape.

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 4 August 2003 01:06 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah, but my secondary goal of wanting to see less pointless bitching on ILX made me feel this was necessary.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 4 August 2003 01:10 (twenty-three years ago)

less pointless bitching or less pointless bitching?

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 4 August 2003 01:15 (twenty-three years ago)

I fully appreciate yr thread Anthony, in fact I think I'm reinforcing your point to a certain extent.

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 4 August 2003 01:17 (twenty-three years ago)

take your pick!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 4 August 2003 01:18 (twenty-three years ago)

I can't wait for lots of people to hijack this thread with all their unpredictable and hilarious comments abt how ILX is all pointless bitching!!

― Millar (Millar), Monday, 4 August 2003 01:20 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sensitive and open minded. So will you sleep with me now?

― Prude (Prude), Monday, 4 August 2003 01:20 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't want people to think I'm against guys saying when stuff's offensive. A couple weeks ago I had to bum rush a mic at a karoake night to point out that some white frat guys massacreing "Tennessee" by Arresed Development were assholes. But I didn't keep doing it.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 4 August 2003 01:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Will you sleep with me now?
No.

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 4 August 2003 01:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Saving yourself for me, eh? How sweet.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 4 August 2003 01:23 (twenty-three years ago)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 4 August 2003 01:23 (twenty-three years ago)

oops, that's sexist

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 4 August 2003 01:24 (twenty-three years ago)

get over your fucking selves, both of you

― Millar (Millar), Monday, 4 August 2003 01:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Careful. Millar is in a bad mood. He will verbally trounce us like the MAIL CALL sergeant.

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 4 August 2003 01:25 (twenty-three years ago)

get over your fucking selves, both of you
Is someone schizophrenic?

― Prude (Prude), Monday, 4 August 2003 01:27 (twenty-three years ago)

I know I am.

― Prude (Prude), Monday, 4 August 2003 01:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Me too!

― Prude (Prude), Monday, 4 August 2003 01:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Schizophrenics generally don't have multiple personalities.
/pysch pedant

― oops (Oops), Monday, 4 August 2003 01:28 (twenty-three years ago)

that's it, I'm going to bed, this thread started parodying itself even sooner than expected. Anthony, I support your intentions, Millar, I'm taking your another beer advice and leaving this to the ineivitable.

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 4 August 2003 01:29 (twenty-three years ago)

I know I am.

yeah, and it's really f'n annoying

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 4 August 2003 01:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Thanks, that was necessary.

― Prude (Prude), Monday, 4 August 2003 01:34 (twenty-three years ago)

=( You all need hugs

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 4 August 2003 01:47 (twenty-three years ago)

what's wrong w/ being sexy?

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 4 August 2003 01:49 (twenty-three years ago)

there's all sorts of problems associated with it, apparently

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 4 August 2003 01:55 (twenty-three years ago)

no offense, but this thread was doomed from the onset. meh.

― justin s., Monday, 4 August 2003 03:39 (twenty-three years ago)

you already said this on another thread, Anthony! come on, let it go already!

― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 4 August 2003 03:56 (twenty-three years ago)

anthony don't make me say some hilarious funny shit about your fave band

― unknown or illegal user (doorag), Monday, 4 August 2003 04:06 (twenty-three years ago)

oh shit i have fallen into the thing

― unknown or illegal user (doorag), Monday, 4 August 2003 04:08 (twenty-three years ago)

i just got a big time chip on my shoulder about some girl saying i was playing the fake feminist shit to make her do it with me, it upset me deeply

― unknown or illegal user (doorag), Monday, 4 August 2003 04:09 (twenty-three years ago)

she was prolly just joshin wit ya

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 4 August 2003 04:10 (twenty-three years ago)

also i got this obsessive compulsive thing where i just can't post just 1 post to any thread i post on

― unknown or illegal user (doorag), Monday, 4 August 2003 04:11 (twenty-three years ago)

I originally read the title as saying "sexy" which would be a really good argument, I think.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 4 August 2003 04:11 (twenty-three years ago)

don't just say "it would be a good arg't", START that fucker man

― unknown or illegal user (doorag), Monday, 4 August 2003 04:12 (twenty-three years ago)

That was a sexy post, unkown.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 4 August 2003 04:13 (twenty-three years ago)

a sexy post:

http://wtboxers.com/mayday/maypole.gif

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 4 August 2003 04:14 (twenty-three years ago)

ha!

― nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Monday, 4 August 2003 04:15 (twenty-three years ago)

I originally read the title as saying "sexy" which would be a really good argument, I think.

I have never in my life argued with another man about whether or not one or both of us was sexy. We only do that to third party females.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 4 August 2003 04:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Well? Are you?

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 4 August 2003 04:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, when I try. (But not try too hard.)

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 4 August 2003 04:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Duly noted and filed away.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 4 August 2003 04:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Didn't you see my picture on that other thread? The one with me in leather? Rawr.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 4 August 2003 04:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Uh huh, but I likd the one before it better...

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 4 August 2003 04:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Jim, I'm a little scared of asking why you think a maypole with cartoon dogs dancing around it is a sexy post....

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 4 August 2003 04:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Some questions are better left unanswered.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 4 August 2003 04:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Don't you see? One is a boy dog, and one is a girl dog, and soon they will make sweet doggie love.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 4 August 2003 04:44 (twenty-three years ago)

hey c'mon, google image search can only do so much

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 4 August 2003 04:44 (twenty-three years ago)

I am the sexiest muthafuckah alive.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 4 August 2003 15:26 (twenty-three years ago)

what's wrong w/ being sexy?

You're a funny guy.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 4 August 2003 16:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Is it sexist to only find women sexy?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 4 August 2003 16:44 (twenty-three years ago)

no.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 4 August 2003 16:46 (twenty-three years ago)

i was once involved in a fake misogynist activist group (made up with a friend and from then on soley existing in my own head) called "NO PENETRATION, NO EMANCIPATION", but i dont regard myself as sexist or unsexist really. i just talk shit mostly.

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Monday, 4 August 2003 16:51 (twenty-three years ago)

I originally read it as "Men arguing about whether one of them exists".

― Paul Eater (eater), Monday, 4 August 2003 17:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Reminds me of what Alan Watts once said about wanting to get a bunch of solipsists together and have them fight it out as to which of them really exists.

― Prude (Prude), Monday, 4 August 2003 17:39 (twenty-three years ago)

I am sexist in that I am a firm worshipper of the number 6.

― d6n6t b6tch (donut), Monday, 4 August 2003 18:13 (twenty-three years ago)

If you were German, you'd be sechsist.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 4 August 2003 18:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Worst joke evah?

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 4 August 2003 18:23 (twenty-three years ago)

I hope so!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 4 August 2003 18:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Wimmins can't pee standing up = God Itself is sexist.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 4 August 2003 18:25 (twenty-three years ago)

if i was a woman id just get naked in front of the mirror and jack off

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Monday, 4 August 2003 18:26 (twenty-three years ago)

we can so pee standing up! I can aim and everything.

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 4 August 2003 18:29 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm disgusted that I find that vaguely hot, Teeny.

I've actually had a debate with another guy about whether one of us was sexy. It was fun.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 4 August 2003 19:59 (twenty-three years ago)

if i was a woman id just get naked in front of the mirror and jack off

What makes you think we don't?

― Kim (Kim), Monday, 4 August 2003 20:32 (twenty-three years ago)

tweet to thread

― Asymmetric Cocktails (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 4 August 2003 20:37 (twenty-three years ago)

kim, thats the hottest thing ive ever heard

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Monday, 4 August 2003 20:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Bob you are just a ball of hormones aren't you!

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 4 August 2003 20:40 (twenty-three years ago)

I've actually had a debate with another guy about whether one of us was sexy. It was fun.

And who was more pissed off that they lost, afterwards?

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Monday, 4 August 2003 20:42 (twenty-three years ago)

hell yeah! i think most men are really. i mean women just dont understand. its like sitting on a loaded gun! i stayed with three women a few weeks back for a week and i couldnt whack myself off in their company, and after a week i swear even the hair dryer started to look very sexual

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Monday, 4 August 2003 20:45 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sure the women wouldn't really have minded. And what, did you not take a shower?

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 4 August 2003 20:49 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah but i would have felt bad if one of them had used it afterwards, slipped in my jizz and ended up with a cracked skull.

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Monday, 4 August 2003 20:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Aw, that's kinda sweet. Sorta. Um.

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 4 August 2003 20:55 (twenty-three years ago)

I think that's the closest Bob will come to being sweet. So take what you can get.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 4 August 2003 21:08 (twenty-three years ago)

im actually thinking of writing a book on jizz related deaths. there will be chapters on slippings, chokeings, and dave lee roth, and stds will probably get a mention, but im pretty sure the first three account for most incidents.

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Monday, 4 August 2003 21:10 (twenty-three years ago)


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