Anyone have a dimensional warp generator? This guy needs one.

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Best spam I've seen in a long while:

Date: Mon, 04 Aug 03 09:41:57 GMT
From:
To: ned@kuci.org
Subject: Dimensional Warp Generator Needed ckbsa

Hello,

I'm a time traveler stuck here in 2003. Upon arriving here my dimensional warp
generator stopped working. I trusted a company here by the name of LLC Lasers to
repair my Generation 3 52 4350A watch unit, and they fled on me. I am going to
need a new DWG unit, prefereably the rechargeable AMD wrist watch model with
the GRC79 induction motor, four I80200 warp stabilizers, 512GB of SRAM and the
menu driven GUI with front panel XID display.

I will take whatever model you have in stock, as long as its received
certification for being safe on carbon based life forms.

In terms of payment:
I dont have any Galactic Credits left. Payment can be made in platinum gold or
2003 currency upon safe delivery of unit.

Please transport unit in either a brown paper bag or box to below coordinates on
Monday August 4th at (exactly 3:00pm) Eastern Standard Time on the dot. A few
minutes prior will be ok, but it cannot be after. If you miss this timeframe
please email me.

Latitude N 42.47935 & Longitude W 071.17355 and the Elevation is 119.
WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO TRANSPORT ITEM BY REGULAR MEANS OF TELEPORTATION.
THEY ARE MONITORING AND WILL REDIRECT THE SIGNAL!!
I DO NOT CARE HOW YOU HAVE TO GET IT HERE, JUST DO IT IN A WAY THAT NO SPYING
EYES WILL POSSIBLY BE ABLE TO REDIRECT THE TRANSFERENCE. IT IS VERY IMPORTANT
THAT YOU BE ABLE TO MONITOR THE TRANSFER.


Although those coordinates are a secure guarded area, these channels through
email are never secure. Unfortunately it is the only form of communication I
have right now.

After unit has been sent please email me at: info@federalfundingprogram.com
with payment instructions. Do not reply directly back to this email.

Thank You

decontamination
mf wkv

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 4 August 2003 14:41 (twenty-two years ago)

omg

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 4 August 2003 14:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Only three hours left!! Hurry, Ned!

rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 4 August 2003 15:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I've gotten that one a couple of times. Possibly my favorite piece of spam next to the "top secret JFK assassination file" spam.

Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Monday, 4 August 2003 15:05 (twenty-two years ago)

OH NO YOU'VE MADE THE COORDINATES PUBLIC WE'RE ALL DOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!!

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 4 August 2003 15:12 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.redkore.com

TELEPORT, Monday, 4 August 2003 15:13 (twenty-two years ago)

best website ever.

teeny (teeny), Monday, 4 August 2003 15:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Woburn, Massachusetts.

Girolamo Savonarola, Monday, 4 August 2003 16:44 (twenty-two years ago)

It's in the middle of a residential area, too, it looks like.

Girolamo Savonarola, Monday, 4 August 2003 16:45 (twenty-two years ago)


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