All Freaky, No Substance

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When I open the All Style, No Substance thread, the text turns orange, then red and the most revolting picture of N. appears in the background.

Why am I being punished so? Is this the ILX version of The Emperor's New Clothes?

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 4 August 2003 18:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I will send screen prints if no one believes me.

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 4 August 2003 18:31 (twenty-two years ago)

i see it too. its totally the gay

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Monday, 4 August 2003 18:32 (twenty-two years ago)

That thread looks perfectly normal to me.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 4 August 2003 18:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I think all threads should look like that, except with alternating unflattering ILXor pictures as the background. Next one should be hstencil and Gareth with that trucker hat.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 4 August 2003 18:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I.SAID.GET.YOUR.HANDS.OFF.MY.CHEST.

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 4 August 2003 18:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Um, "Cross-post!" before Yer Man starts looking for polaroids.

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 4 August 2003 18:34 (twenty-two years ago)

But I was so looking forward to the bosom groping.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 4 August 2003 18:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Look elsewhere, sister.

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 4 August 2003 18:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Ah well, can't say I didn't try.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 4 August 2003 18:37 (twenty-two years ago)

can anyone photoshop me a picture of nikka costa doin some bosom groping?

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Monday, 4 August 2003 18:37 (twenty-two years ago)

You go straight to hell.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 4 August 2003 18:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Ah well, can't say I didn't try.

Take a tab and grope your own.

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 4 August 2003 18:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Btw - Bob, how old are you? I met a Bob Shaw in Glasgow years ago?

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 4 August 2003 18:39 (twenty-two years ago)

im 19, and ive never been to glasgow, so im guessing the one you met was a fake. was he prettier than me?

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Monday, 4 August 2003 18:40 (twenty-two years ago)

An attempt to chastize me turns into hott gurl-on-gurl action = ALL IS RIGHT IN THE WORLD.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 4 August 2003 18:43 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.timewarptoys.com/6tab.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 4 August 2003 18:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Bob, I hated him. I was just wondering...

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 4 August 2003 18:47 (twenty-two years ago)

so you hate him, and you thought i might be him, hmmm this doesnt add up well for what you think of me...

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Monday, 4 August 2003 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

He was about ninety and creepy as all hell.

ILX is about personas not people. Do not worry yourself fairer, younger Bob.

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 4 August 2003 18:54 (twenty-two years ago)

...turns into hot girl-on-girl action IN MY NAME!

excellent.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 4 August 2003 18:55 (twenty-two years ago)

You are not every man. You are not even every Yer Man.

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 4 August 2003 18:56 (twenty-two years ago)

finally, someone round here who doesnt hate me

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Monday, 4 August 2003 19:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Andrew, are you feeling quite alright?

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 4 August 2003 19:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Christ, I cannot look at that other thread.

(I get it now BUT WHY??)

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 4 August 2003 19:04 (twenty-two years ago)

And, while I'm thinking about it: wouldn't all substance, no style be much much worse? Embarrassing at parties etc.

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 4 August 2003 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)

It's like a page of N. vs. a page of Momus!

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 4 August 2003 19:07 (twenty-two years ago)

BUT WHY, my dear girl, WHY?

(The Irish are suffering as we come to the end of a long-weekend. It's a little too much for a delicate soul.)

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 4 August 2003 19:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Someday I will delete that Strokes pic from Ally's computer/server. That will be a great day.

― bnw (bnw), Monday, 4 August 2003 19:16 (twenty-two years ago)

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/images/boyz.jpg

HAHAHAHAHAHA! THIS PICTURE IS HARD TO EXPLAIN!!!

um, anyway. Sorry. Yeah.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 4 August 2003 19:17 (twenty-two years ago)

You rock.

(I think)

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 4 August 2003 19:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I really can't explain why that page exists, btw. I think asking why when it comes to bizarre behavior on ILX is sort of like asking why does it rain: it just kind of does. For better or for worse. I can't decide which side of the equation the Style/Substance thread falls under.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 4 August 2003 19:20 (twenty-two years ago)

You have given the thread a style, which causes most viewers to regurgitate a vomit like substance?

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 4 August 2003 19:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't even know how it was done, is it possible to hijack into something even more horrible?

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 4 August 2003 19:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I might just go and find god now.

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 4 August 2003 19:25 (twenty-two years ago)

the guy on the left of that picture is definately the most disturbing

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Monday, 4 August 2003 19:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Too much like work, I'll get some cheese.

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 4 August 2003 19:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Whose left are we talking about here?

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 4 August 2003 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

just check the source. Graham embedded a style sheet in the middle of the page. When the browser hits his posts it loads the stylesheet commands one by one- starts changing the font color, then it puts in the images, etc. etc. I bet it looks even funkier on dialup.

― Millar (Millar), Monday, 4 August 2003 19:29 (twenty-two years ago)

im talking about the guy with glasses. who is he? i wouldnt want to fuck with him. just in case he came back and kidnapped and tortured my family

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Monday, 4 August 2003 19:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I am now imagining bnw kidnapping and torturing people and it's sending me into giggle fits.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 4 August 2003 19:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm surprised no one's freakified this thread yet.

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 4 August 2003 19:31 (twenty-two years ago)

There is no limit to what a man like that could do with a tennis racket and some cotton wool.

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 4 August 2003 19:31 (twenty-two years ago)

teeny, that picture up there isn't freaky enough?

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 4 August 2003 19:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, "wouldn't want to fuck WITH him". Oh.

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 4 August 2003 19:32 (twenty-two years ago)

easy mistake to make chris, its rare that my posts arent involved in sweaty man love

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Monday, 4 August 2003 19:37 (twenty-two years ago)

This is the first time I wished I had moderator privileges.

― bnw (bnw), Monday, 4 August 2003 19:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Tell us more, Bob!

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 4 August 2003 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)

more what? more about manly love? can i do it as Airplane! Johnny?

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Monday, 4 August 2003 19:39 (twenty-two years ago)

MORE.SWEATY.MAN.LOVE.

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 4 August 2003 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

but bnw you look good. You always look good in pix!

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 4 August 2003 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Beware the creeping hand.

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 4 August 2003 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, you all need to stop focusing on bnw's creeping hand and notice the full on boy-boy action going on with Yancey and Tracer Hand over on the other side of the pic!

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 4 August 2003 19:43 (twenty-two years ago)

ok, so once i was in this porno booth, and i didnt realise it had a glory hole in the side of it until some guy started poking his finger through, and i then realised that he had been watching me for some time. i waited a few minutes to see if he would stick his willy thru, cos i had my camera with me and random cock pics are always classic. then i just left, somewhat disturbed. thats the closest to manly love i have ever come.

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Monday, 4 August 2003 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)

They don't look like they mean it. Just like those chicks on Patpong. I've gotta feel it!

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 4 August 2003 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

does Yancey have Tracer's lip-prints on his cheek in that pic?

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 4 August 2003 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Bob, I read the word sandwich in that post the first time round. I can't find it now and am deeply, deeply disturbed.

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 4 August 2003 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)

ok so if im ever dumb enough to go to a porno booth again i'll bring some hovis, slap it round some guys man missle and take a picture for you guys

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Monday, 4 August 2003 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, you all need to stop focusing on bnw's creeping hand and notice the full on boy-boy action going on with Yancey and Tracer Hand over on the other side of the pic!

Like they were hiding it?;> This makes me want to know where Tracer's other hand is....

Good boy, Bob...

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Monday, 4 August 2003 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

This makes me want to know where Tracer's other hand is...
probably preparing to come back and give yancey a good ol' dirty sanchez

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Monday, 4 August 2003 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Perhaps it's making sandwiches?

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 4 August 2003 20:02 (twenty-two years ago)

cock sandwich is now my catchphrase of the week

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Monday, 4 August 2003 20:03 (twenty-two years ago)

The word 'hovis' definitely sounds rude to me.

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 4 August 2003 20:05 (twenty-two years ago)

of all breads, hovis is the most sexual. its soft, but its got hard bits in it, and i love to get bits all over me when im eating it

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Monday, 4 August 2003 20:08 (twenty-two years ago)

From now on I am pretending that I am allergic to wheat.

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 4 August 2003 20:08 (twenty-two years ago)

i'd forgotten how Bob is Calum's Dad and everything

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 4 August 2003 20:16 (twenty-two years ago)

hehe, why his dad and not some other relative. i dont think ive ever been involved in a calum thread..why do they always get nasty, as in personally nasty?

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Monday, 4 August 2003 20:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Because he fucks slugs.

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 4 August 2003 20:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I have no recollection of coming across Calum, keyboard to keyboard, I am not as devoted to this bitch as I could be.

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 4 August 2003 20:20 (twenty-two years ago)

me neither lara, i guess i just miss out on all the fun, maybe i should go to more FAPs

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Monday, 4 August 2003 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I am tempted to ask where Felicia was going on her journey but I think I'd better be good. I think I'll have a contemplative fag in the garden.

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 4 August 2003 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Everyone always leaves Frisco out of the equation. Felicia would be nothing without him.

― Larcole (Nicole), Monday, 4 August 2003 20:28 (twenty-two years ago)

same, but more like a contemplative spliff with the window open for me

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Monday, 4 August 2003 20:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Larcole, eh?

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 4 August 2003 20:31 (twenty-two years ago)

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