Defend The Indefensible

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Is there anyone out there willing to defend this representation of all that is sad and pathetic about the human race?

― Chriddof (Chriddof), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 15:15 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah, at least hes honest about it. which is more than i can say for some. hes not funny though. but anyway, bye

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 15:26 (twenty-three years ago)

i used to think he was funny as a kid. i watched Up The Elephant & Round The Castle, i loved Home James, i even went to see Big Break being filmed at BBC TV Centre. this was all many years ago before the miracle reverse-lobotomy i guess.

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 15:30 (twenty-three years ago)

He was better after he changed his name to New Order.

― nestmanso (nestmanso), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 15:47 (twenty-three years ago)

He attempted to sexually assault my ex-wife once. She set the police on him, since he drove off in his Rolls in an obviously drunk state, and he lost his licence. Hurrah!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:28 (twenty-three years ago)

He's an idiot, so what's to defend? I can't (for first time in ILX memory).

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh! "Jim Davidson", not "John Davison". Still, John Davison is pretty indefensible as well. Who's Jim Davidson?

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:33 (twenty-three years ago)

It's all relative: compared to Richard Digance (with whom he has appeared) Jim Davidson is a laugh-a-minute. Comedy folk singers - where's the humour there? (Cf Mike Harding)

― gobemouche, Wednesday, 6 August 2003 13:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey, he's been drawing Garfield for years now, and though it's lost some steam, you have to admire his dedication.

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 13:32 (twenty-three years ago)

In an amazing piece of synchronicity, I've just suggested to Nick Southall that we employ "Nick Nick" himself to review garage music for Stylus.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 13:39 (twenty-three years ago)

four years pass...

just caught a glimpse of jim davidson on 'hells kitchen' or whatever the fuck.

he and brian from big brother (from ages ago, not the new one) are beefing.

jim is being a homophobe, apparently.

he says not, he says "to me gay means Good As You".

what does that even mean?

i left the room anyway.

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 10 September 2007 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

He was better after he changed his name to New Order.

-- nestmanso (nestmanso), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 15:47 (4 years ago)

this made me laugh far more than it should've

― blueski, Monday, 10 September 2007 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

A couple of times Davidson has mimicked both McGuigan's and Dowling's accents when quoting them - except both times it's exactly the same Jim Davidson's Irishman Impression. Bit embarassing.

― blueski, Monday, 10 September 2007 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

if they were Indian etc.

― blueski, Monday, 10 September 2007 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

He is a Charlton Athletic fan!

― Just got offed, Monday, 10 September 2007 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

Nick nick.

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 10 September 2007 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

Brian from Big Brother said he intended to be BAY - 'Better Than You'. I hadn't considered this might be worth watching but...

― DJ Mencap, Monday, 10 September 2007 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

Do you ever see Jim and Garry Bushell together on the ~~terraces~~ piss in the directors' box?

― DJ Mencap, Monday, 10 September 2007 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

Sadly not. Steve Davis and Kelly Holmes have mysteriously failed to appear too. I don't even think the Nugget's an Addick any more, he switched loyalties to Leyton Orient...

― Just got offed, Monday, 10 September 2007 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

oh well anyway he got chucked out shockah.

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Sunday, 16 September 2007 11:36 (nineteen years ago)

Jim Davidson. Chas'n'Dave. Tottingham Hotspur. The Falklands War.

Ahhhhh.......golden memories.

― PhilK, Sunday, 16 September 2007 12:10 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

That Piers Morgan interview on TV this week:

"Black people - we just about come round to liking them and they make them traffic wardens."

But he still makes Piers laugh so that's alright then.

― Marcello Carlin, Friday, 19 September 2008 09:57 (eighteen years ago)

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Defend The Indefensible - Jim Davidson