Hollywood Is Calling

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I really hope this hasn't been posted already...

http://www.hollywoodiscalling.com/index.php

I guess this is what C-List celebrities do while waiting to get invited back on to Donny Osmand's Pyramid.

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Call of Fame to thread.

― felicity (felicity), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 17:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Tis more productive than checking into Betty Ford, but only just.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

How is Hollywood Is Calling able to get celebrities to participate in this service at such affordable prices?

The vast majority of our celebrities are not motivated by financial reasons when it comes to this project. Their extraordinary achievements have made them tremendously popular all across the globe and they believe that our patented new service is a great way for them to stay in touch with their growing fan base. It's also a lot of fun.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 18:00 (twenty-two years ago)

That is by far the best part of the site!

Do you want a Tom Candiotti phone call for your birthday, Felicity?

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 18:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Celebrities call fans. It's just a nice thing to do. - TV Guide - 8/02/03

Celebrities on call... Cool... - People Magazine - 7/28/03

Oh, the humanity!

when you scroll through the list how come you get a message that certain celebs are "not available today" Goddamit, if they're on call I expect 24 hour service.

― H (Heruy), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 18:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Clearly you have not fully read the FAQ (where they seem to have some difficulty with their usage of the words "your" and "you're")...

Why do some of the celebrities have an UNAVAILABLE status?

When a celebrity's schedule renders them unavailable to make calls for a few days they will alter their status to UNAVAILABLE. Please check back regularly as this is only a temporary situation and they will eventually make themselves available again.

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 18:15 (twenty-two years ago)

i.e. two-week coke binge

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 18:16 (twenty-two years ago)

but thats PRECISELY when i want to talk to 'em. they should charge premiums for when they're fucked up.

― H (Heruy), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 18:18 (twenty-two years ago)

hahaha... you'd be all like, "Rerun called me at 4am and WOULDN'T STOP TALKING! I had to hang up on him after an hour."

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 18:24 (twenty-two years ago)

"Hollywood is Drunk-Dialing"

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 18:25 (twenty-two years ago)

also, that dude from N'Sync to thread.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 18:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Whoa. I need to make Lorenzo Lamas call my girl JD.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 18:26 (twenty-two years ago)

So when are they going to offer celebrity phone sex?

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 18:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm assuming the Barbi twins aren't going to deliver a dialogue on the use of symbolism in Joyce's Ulysses. Unless maybe they're talking about the dirty parts.

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 18:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha someone please make David Naughton call me, so I can be like, "Who? Who are you? You got the wrong number, fool."

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 18:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Next time I need to break up with someone who intimidates me, I'm gonna get Lorenzo Lamas to do it for me.
Yeee-ess.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 18:34 (twenty-two years ago)

This reminds me of that Mr. Show sketch. You know, where you can get thousands of porn stars to call you a day? Classic. I've got Mr Show on the mind since Nick just ordered the next season.

― Sarah MClusky (coco), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 19:23 (twenty-two years ago)

By that, I obviously mean Nick forced them to create more Mr. Show episodes.
"I ORDER you!"

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 19:23 (twenty-two years ago)

It's not porn stars, it's supermodels. Big dif, I know.

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 19:25 (twenty-two years ago)

This makes me want to take a shower.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 19:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, with Lorenzo Lamas?

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 19:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Lorenzo Lamas AND Shauna Sand-Lamas! They hate each other! Oh, the ironing is delicious! (morbid Entertainment Tonight and Simpsons viewer)

― Leee (Leee), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 19:34 (twenty-two years ago)

How worth it would it be to have Lou Ferrigno make dirty phone calls to random people? "Hi, this is Lou Ferrigno and I was wondering if I could sniff your musty panties. I bet they stink like heaven." *click*

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 20:11 (twenty-two years ago)

This makes me sad. I mean John De Lancie, people!

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 06:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I was kinda hoping they could get John de Lancie to not call people, but totally just appear in their loungerooms, like Q. Now that I would pay for ;D

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 07:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Are these people actual celebs in the US? Apart from Ferrigno and Ryder I have no clue who any of them are.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 7 August 2003 11:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Hi, I'm Steve, and I'd like to say a very big, very mediocre hello to ilX0r.com. Except you, Pete. My career has not been stolen.

― Steve Guttenberg (Matt DC), Thursday, 7 August 2003 11:33 (twenty-two years ago)

four years pass...

Holy crap this is still funny

― Aaron W, Sunday, 19 August 2007 03:04 (eighteen years ago)

I thought Lou Ferrigno was deaf. (Not a typo.)

― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Sunday, 19 August 2007 10:30 (eighteen years ago)

All calls are less than 30 seconds in length

Invitation To A Date - $19.95 (NEW)

Thinking about asking someone out on a date, but you're a little shy? Why not have a celebrity call and ask them if they'd like to go out with you? Just select a celebrity and pick the Invitation To A Date call order option. The celebrity will then call the person you've requested them to call and tell them your name and that you'd like to invite them on a date. If that individual is interested in going out with you then they will be asked to contact you and let you know.

Marriage Proposal - $19.95 (NEW)

Would you like to propose to your sweetheart in an incredibly unique way? Well now you can have a real celebrity call your sweety and tell them that you'd like to marry them. This will be so fun and memorable that you'll be telling your grandchildren about it someday.

― DavidM, Sunday, 19 August 2007 11:08 (eighteen years ago)

I would absolutely spend $5 on a greeting card from Greg Evigan to my brother. It would be funny.

― accentmonkey, Sunday, 19 August 2007 11:57 (eighteen years ago)

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