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Ladies and gentlemen of ILE, who would you like to ask to dinner?

Go on, make someone blush!

― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

hstencil

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:04 (twenty-two years ago)

lara byrne.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Are they paying for the dinner? Is it romantic or not? Too many details are being left out here.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:13 (twenty-two years ago)

chasimino or calum

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Duh.

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a couple different lists... depends on if it's just dinner or dinner and sex.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd cook for all of you and probably barely get a chance to leave the kitchen. Does that count?

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:16 (twenty-two years ago)

i dont like to eat in front of people

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:17 (twenty-two years ago)

except pussy in which case get in line dear

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I've said it before; I'd totally put out for a "steak dinner".

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:17 (twenty-two years ago)

*mental note*

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Arnie Morton's is close...

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Tep, are you cooking steak? I smell a hook up!

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I might overcook the scare quotes, but I'll do my everlovin best.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I've said it before; I'd totally put out for a "steak dinner".

*writes note, taps out phone number....*

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:19 (twenty-two years ago)

"This is the thread where we hit on Spencer Chow"

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I am a mean fucking grillmeister. I'll do steaks for everybody, and pork chops too, and bacon, and chicken, and corn on the cob, and fuck it, enchiladas, potatoes and onions, and beef kebabs with hot peppers and shit.

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally's right - we need details.

(Thanks Julio, I accept!)

― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Tom, you should cook up some chili.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:23 (twenty-two years ago)

yay!

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:24 (twenty-two years ago)

that was to Lara btw.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:25 (twenty-two years ago)

...
http://store4.yimg.com/I/athomewithmrfood_1748_78799

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I think in the last week (ok 2 hours, who am I kidding?) I have scared off anyone who may have wanted to take me to dinner.

I guess I'll have to lure y'all with promises of good cooking and plenty of booze.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Millar, we shall have a grilling duel! I challenge you! Take ten paces and draw tongs!

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:27 (twenty-two years ago)

what if your dream date has come true 2x?

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:28 (twenty-two years ago)

just dinner: Tep
dinner and sex: there's a few i wouldn't mind
(luna is obv wrong)

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Grilling is the only thing I can't do. You guys duel, and I'll make dessert and sides.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

This is obvious but: Erik. Erik, do you like Brussel sprouts?

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

How am I obviously wrong? I don't see anyone stepping up to pick up that thrown down dild... er, gauntlet, chief.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Right, cause women talking about dildos just totally turns us men off.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Which has nothing to do with dinner, slick.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Dildo: It's what's for dinner.

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:34 (twenty-two years ago)

dude we totally have to have a grilling duel FAP now, and bring Tep too, and we can all put on fifteen pounds in one afternoon, and all the girls have to dress hot and bring us beers while we labor in the smoke, rrrr, testosterone

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:34 (twenty-two years ago)

(I can only assume that my last post ruined what little chance I had in sharing wine-cooked Brussels sprouts with Erik. Dammit.)

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:35 (twenty-two years ago)

No, that would be where the 'date' part comes into play, champ.

(triple xpost)

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Which brings to mind, Chris: What's in this pot? Soup? Gnocchi? YARGHHHHHHHHH!

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I will make my upside-down key lime pie and creme brulee and brownies (dessert was the first thing I learned to make, cause if you fucked it up, you didn't miss a meal). And a side dish of, um ... duck and ribs! (Fuck you, that's a perfectly good side dish, and I want to help Millar meet his quota there.)

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:36 (twenty-two years ago)

It's like a T-bone steak, except without the steak. And without the T.

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:37 (twenty-two years ago)

felicity, because she'd make such a charming date (and I miss her), or Paul, because he knows from restaurants. Or maybe I'd just ask Paul on advice where to take felicity.

And I'd ask Carey and Jody on a malted milk date.

― rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm sitting out any grill FAPs.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I would like to have dinner with the following list of people:

Tep
Samantha
Teeny
Kenan
Dee
Ally and Mllar
Neud
Donut Bitch
Spencer
Chaki
Chrises B., P. and V.
Sarah and Nick
Nickalicious

and a whole host of other people.

I won't say which of them I want to give it up, though. Just for fun.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:58 (twenty-two years ago)

"Neud"

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm cracking up at that sorry

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh and Mark C. and Martin and Di and.. wow - there are a lot of people.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:59 (twenty-two years ago)

luna! Come here and I'll take you to dinner.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 22:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Deal!

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 22:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Also you can stay at my house. We can watch Say Anything.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 22:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, I am SO there.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 22:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I want to invite you all to an elegant dinner, sitting in the shadow of the main course that consists a single gigantic cheese fry. Bring your own dipping sauce.

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 22:05 (twenty-two years ago)

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or at least someone else whose special qualities you may not realise you want until you've encountered them.

(xp)

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 11:35 (twenty-two years ago)

David, I know that girl - she's out of your league, mate.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 11:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I know one like that but she's a bit of a dog.

btw, whatcha up to this evening, cozen?

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 11:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I would like to have dinner with... Marcello, dave q, Ned, Ronan, Lara, Kate, Martin, Tim, Pinkpanther, all the other Nicks...

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 11:41 (twenty-two years ago)

whatcha up to this evening

who's a bit of a dog now eh?

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 11:41 (twenty-two years ago)

you? step off.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 11:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I think we should ALL OF US get all dolled up and pile into a gigandor limo like clowns into a VW Bug and go out to dinner together and put it all on our parent's credit cards then go dancing in a prom stylee.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 12:06 (twenty-two years ago)

It wouldn't happen, ILE is out of my league.

― Larcole (Nicole), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 12:08 (twenty-two years ago)

truckers aren't out of m league.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 12:12 (twenty-two years ago)

An honest man.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 22:29 (twenty-two years ago)

dada

― ben welsh (benwelsh), Thursday, 7 August 2003 00:11 (twenty-two years ago)

they would hold up photographs all evening instead of speaking

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 7 August 2003 00:16 (twenty-two years ago)

beats most things momus has to say

― ben welsh (benwelsh), Thursday, 7 August 2003 00:18 (twenty-two years ago)

That sounds like a Sims party.

Oh god I've played too much Sims *cries*.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 7 August 2003 00:52 (twenty-two years ago)

i have so been reading this thread to see how many namechecks i get.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Thursday, 7 August 2003 05:36 (twenty-two years ago)

i want to have tofu and satay stir fry with di

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 7 August 2003 05:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I got one mention
and then my old name got dissed
so screw all y'all

(actually though
I'd have dinner with you all
except two or three)

― Haikunym, Thursday, 7 August 2003 05:40 (twenty-two years ago)

jim i just had that for dinner tonight. *out of it shit maaaaaaaan*

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Thursday, 7 August 2003 05:40 (twenty-two years ago)

hey just come over
show up here in madison
better be hungry

I'll make risotto:
onions, garlic, mushrooms, peas,
lentils in wine sauce

simmering perfect
while we stand in the kitchen
rockin' thin lizzy

― Haikunym, Thursday, 7 August 2003 05:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Come to visit me in Orlando, Haikunym. I'll cook and you can recite your works. Then after we'll sit in the hot-tub, drinking wine or beer or something, and discussing the haiku VS the sonnet.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Thursday, 7 August 2003 05:48 (twenty-two years ago)

There are so many people here with whom I'd love to have a dinner date. I won't start listing them as I won't know where to stop and I'll feel guilty for leaving someone out. Current #1, and this will come as no surprise to her, would be Luna.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 8 August 2003 16:23 (twenty-two years ago)

certain people here wouldn't even go to lunch with me ... why would they want to eat dinner with me?

― Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 9 August 2003 09:42 (twenty-two years ago)

to talk a abt frank zappa of course.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Saturday, 9 August 2003 10:26 (twenty-two years ago)

We won't have to talk about Frank Z at our dinner will we?

― Lara (Lara), Saturday, 9 August 2003 12:05 (twenty-two years ago)

ms. laura I bust
sonnets too, just watch out; feel
my alexandrine

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 9 August 2003 13:01 (twenty-two years ago)

''We won't have to talk about Frank Z at our dinner will we?''

of course not. At our dinner date there might not even be much talking.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Saturday, 9 August 2003 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

you must be hungry.

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 9 August 2003 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

haha! yes but not for food tho'.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Saturday, 9 August 2003 14:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Yesterday we busted out of work early and did up like 8 sirloins and 4 pork chops and a T-bone or two and drank a fucking armada of beers. The secret is sea salt, garlic pepper, and a grill weapon with a built-in bottle opener. I'm sorry, ILX, I love you guys, right, but my dream dinner date has just been and gone.

― Millar (Millar), Saturday, 9 August 2003 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)

di,
a namecheck for you

come to chch again
(it will be better than last time)
i have food, music, books, heaters, etc.. y'know
bring your guitar (and a suitable drummer like dz if you want)

oh, and i have that video footage of your gig,
so i could put it on the 'net for you ? no ?

(anyway, it sounds good ring-modulated ..)

(i'm no good at asking people to dinner; you live in dunedin which is not quite as convenient as this thread, but it's a start; of course i owe you an email; should i be hanging around ile ? i don't know this terrain; maybe a phone call)

anyway, be seeing you soon hopefully,

― george gosset (gegoss), Saturday, 9 August 2003 15:32 (twenty-two years ago)

julio,
i'd ask you too,
but di is closer to home,
yet far enough away to maintain her mystique,
and she _plays_ rock'n'roll !
(but can talk it over dinner/fap)

― george gosset (gegoss), Saturday, 9 August 2003 15:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Tad, I've asked you to come join me for dinner about 8 trillion times now, you never show up.

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 9 August 2003 15:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Based on reports of their cooking prowess, if Chris B. or Ed were catering I'd go on a date with D00m13 or G31r.

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 9 August 2003 18:19 (twenty-two years ago)

i'd be up for doing a dinner party for you all. i do great chicken, fish & tofu kebabs. so i'm told, at least.

as for the after-dinner fun, well, there's a couple of you who'd be invited.

and, if we all get really bored, we can play Vice City. That worked out exceptionally well after the last one, where my two normally-vid-game-hating friends were laughing far too hard at running over motorcyclists with the coach.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Saturday, 9 August 2003 18:33 (twenty-two years ago)

''julio,
i'd ask you too''

yeah well if i ever go to NZ I'll make sure we have one. we'll play some of yr FMP vinyl ;)

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Saturday, 9 August 2003 19:07 (twenty-two years ago)

george, that sounds ace. i reckon i'll make it to christchurch sometime this summer. please do not put that footage on the net.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Saturday, 9 August 2003 22:36 (twenty-two years ago)

awww go on! footage on the net! footage on the net!

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Sunday, 10 August 2003 09:13 (twenty-two years ago)

noooooooo thats a really early gig and i was very nervous and about half of the songs have been binned cos they were shit.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Sunday, 10 August 2003 09:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd ask Ally, turn up with some books, dump them on her lap, say "read", and walk out.

She might learn something.

― Calz (Calz), Sunday, 10 August 2003 10:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I had mine.

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 10 August 2003 19:35 (twenty-two years ago)

i had mine too

― gareth (gareth), Sunday, 10 August 2003 22:00 (twenty-two years ago)

so did i, but i didn't know it yet :-(

― The Four Singing Beatles (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 10 August 2003 22:02 (twenty-two years ago)

george i think you should put that footage on the net but put all the soundtrack thru the ring modulator

― duane, Sunday, 10 August 2003 22:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I want fondue with Ned! *pout*

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 11 August 2003 03:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Fondue for all I tells ya. ILX FEAST. Now to win the lottery and make it happen.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 11 August 2003 05:09 (twenty-two years ago)

There was a lorry carrying cheese that caught on fire in Britain a few weeks back. If only we'd been there.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 11 August 2003 16:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I haven't used my fondue set for 5 years! *shamed*

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 11 August 2003 16:23 (twenty-two years ago)

okay, fondue is a euphemism, I assume?

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 11 August 2003 16:48 (twenty-two years ago)

My dream dinner date as of this minute: nickalicious and Tep. Tep's getting sheep eye tacos, and nick deep fried eyeballs. Me, I'm just gonna have a Pepsi Vanilla. Wackiness is bound to ensue.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 11 August 2003 16:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Rock on.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 11 August 2003 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)

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