TS: Shooting vs. Dribbling [You should know by now its not very work safe here]

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Someone who will go nameless recently refused to start a "TS: Shooting vs. Dribbling" thread when I dared him to. (This was before he shaved that silly mustache off.) Any takers? It could totally be combined with a gruelly vs. goopy thread...

-- Chris Piuma (chr1s@--), August 6th, 2003.

I will. I have no shame.

Shooting is cool.

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 01:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Shooting wins every time.

― Captain Typo (kenan), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 01:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Shooting, obviously. 'Cuz love comes in spurts.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 01:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Does it feel different?

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 01:50 (twenty-two years ago)

a bit

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 01:51 (twenty-two years ago)

From the masturbation thread:

TS: Watery thin semen or thick gluey semen? The latter's kinda gross, at least to me.

My friend's ex is called 'Jellyroll' for this very reason.

-- luna (luna_cee...) (webmail), August 5th, 2003 5:53 PM. (luna.c) (link)

He got a nickname for the consistency of his semen? Was it always thick and gluey? Because mine varies wildly depending on how long it's been and -- most importantly -- how excited I am.

― Captain Typo (kenan), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 01:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Why do you think they call them "money shots?"

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 01:52 (twenty-two years ago)

and yes it feels quite different

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 01:52 (twenty-two years ago)

That's what I figured.

(I'm married to a thin and watery shooter, btw)

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 02:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I guarantee it's not that consistency when he's alone.

― Captain Typo (kenan), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 02:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Shooting into your own mouth or eye, C/D?

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 02:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd say it's a bit much.

― Captain Typo (kenan), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 02:04 (twenty-two years ago)

perhaps i need to clench more often

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 02:04 (twenty-two years ago)

To answer my own question, classic, as both incidents were pretty funny.

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 02:06 (twenty-two years ago)

And dud, I guess, as I had my own cum in my mouth and eye.

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 02:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I am so glad I'm not a dude.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 02:15 (twenty-two years ago)

You'll notice that Bryan has redeemed himself.

Shooting is fun but there's surely something to be said for those who are in-between. Shoot the first drops, dribble the rest; or get more shooty if you're more excited or something.

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 02:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Get More Shooty. Wasn't that a John Travolta movie?

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 02:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I am not getting it. Are we talking about consistency or velocity? Which is the one that feels different? Someone explain this in terms of logic.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 02:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Let x = perv

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 02:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Either of those feels different if you're on the receiving end!

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 02:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Define receiving! Clearly if it is shooting in my face, I'm going to tell the difference but not so much in other, um, areas.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 02:28 (twenty-two years ago)

velocity and consistency tend to be related. If it's thick you can't very well shoot it as far, and the thinner it is the further it tends to go. This is all relative, however, depending on the individual.

Shooting is rarer, I think, and it definitely feels different from dribbling. Satisfaction remains about the same but I think shooting feels more exciting. Like WHOA DUDE. I JUST MADE A DAMN MESS.

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 02:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I should have said "Do THEY feel different?" (I meant different for the man, btw.)

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 02:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Well OK maybe not internally. That, I wouldn't know. But on the skin. Or, quite possibly, in the hair.

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 02:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I find shooting more satisfying, but that could be in mind, for the reasons Millar mentioned.

― Captain Typo (kenan), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 02:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Shooty is Not Good when it gets in one's eye, let me tell you. My eyelashes were stuck together for days.

― the goggles they do nozzink (trayce), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 02:33 (twenty-two years ago)

OK, you know what I'm just gonna say this, why am I so amazed by these threads? Judging by the "how many people have you, you know..." thread, I'm like one of the biggest hobags on ilx, yet today has been a day of shock and awe. OOOH DILDOS. OOOH SHOOTING. What in the world. I'm like ILX's biggest virgin! Smoke that suckahs.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 02:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I know what you're getting for your birthday.

― Captain Typo (kenan), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 02:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Thankfully my birthday has already passed.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 02:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Surely there will be another one?

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 02:46 (twenty-two years ago)

No, I'm fresh out.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 02:46 (twenty-two years ago)

In the real world, I'm a quiet little mouse who wears her skirts to the floor and doesn't curse in public. Most people think I'm a born-again Christian. Really.

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 02:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Does your husband mind that you're discussing the consistancy of his ejaculate with the world?

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 02:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Hell no! He's a shooter! Stand up and be counted!

― Captain Typo (kenan), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 02:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Why do I have visions of a warped new superhero?

Lookout girls, its Captain Shooter! *cue manly hands on hips pose, showing off his err... superpower...*

... ok, perhaps not.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 03:05 (twenty-two years ago)

pkew! pkew!

― Captain Typo (kenan), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 03:06 (twenty-two years ago)

see "mutant" thread

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 03:06 (twenty-two years ago)

"Fusing evildoers' eyelashes with a single gloopy SPLOOOOJ!"

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 03:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Ewwww.

Where did luna and Sam go? They made masturbation more than just a gross-out.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 03:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Splooj. I think I've added a new word to my lexicon. Thanks Chris!

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 03:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Does your husband mind that you're discussing the consistancy of his ejaculate with the world?

He doesn't mind one bit.

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 03:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Where did luna and Sam go? They made masturbation more than just a gross-out.

Perhaps you answered your own question.

Can anyone tell if it's gonna be a shooting or dribbling affair beforehand? It's always a surprise to me. I agree that it's only feels better to shoot because of psychological reasons.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 06:17 (twenty-two years ago)

To be more serious here, I actually thought the shoot vs dribble thing depended on the guy, rather than something like how much time has passed or how excited said lad is.

Mind you one tends not to know either way when condoms are involved... and I'm going to shut up now before I say anything else, I think I've said enough in jizz-related threads today k tks.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 06:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought this thread was about basketball :(

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 6 August 2003 10:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Well I shot pretty well an hour or so ago, I'm chuffed.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 10:52 (twenty-two years ago)

is it still airborne?

― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 10:57 (twenty-two years ago)

my stuff dribbles. i fear this is whats keeping my wife from getting pregnant. does it need to shoot up there or something? I know it swims and all but when it dribbles it can't go very far inside? Maybe i'll get a squirt gun or something.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 11:01 (twenty-two years ago)

No, I'm indoors.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 11:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I was once with a girl who prided herself on her ability to swallow as much as any man copuld 'provide'. I beat her.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 11:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Skipping 88 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

Actually, when performing oral sex while a condom is in place is an interesting sensation.

But I don't perform oral sex except with long-term partners, so it's rarely an issue.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Friday, 8 August 2003 04:19 (twenty-two years ago)

you women realize that this current conversation is a teen male's wet dream, yes?

So? It's just as silly for a woman to change the way she is because it just happens to line up with male fantasies as it is to change the way she is because it doesn't line up with male fantasies.

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Friday, 8 August 2003 05:41 (twenty-two years ago)

And likewise for males, I'd venture.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 8 August 2003 05:49 (twenty-two years ago)

god help the woman whose fantasies i line up with (and vice versa)

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 8 August 2003 05:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, you'll probably end up married or somethin'. *shudder*

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 8 August 2003 05:53 (twenty-two years ago)

heck i didn't say "god help me"

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 8 August 2003 05:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I was being snarky.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 8 August 2003 05:54 (twenty-two years ago)

mind you the word "marriage" does indeed cause the occasional shudder

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 8 August 2003 05:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Is swallowing that unsafe? surely not unless you have gaping open mouth sores. The human digestive system is very hardy. I mean we drink Coca-Cola right?

The only times I don't swallow is when I know me and my partner will get off on something like him cumming on my tits. Which I will gladly oblige.

Otherwise I love letting him cum in my mouth. Granted it's not always ambrosia going down but when you know he's about to blow, deep throat it and *swallow as he's shooting it*. This is U&K to not having to taste it if this is yr worry. (fwiw, i never think it tastes that bad)

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Friday, 8 August 2003 06:33 (twenty-two years ago)

*all of ILE naturally lubricates at once*

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 8 August 2003 06:36 (twenty-two years ago)

waaaay ahead of you.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 8 August 2003 06:37 (twenty-two years ago)

look out from behind

― oops (Oops), Friday, 8 August 2003 06:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll always rate a goalscorer over a dude with fancy footwork.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 8 August 2003 08:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm a shooter, generally. A couple of women have wanted me to come over them a few times, and I think shooting rather than dribbling is probably important then. And it feels more dramatic in the mouth too. As for swallowing, I'm all for it, as otherwise the spitting and stuff feels like the end of the sexual mood, at least for a while. But I do understand that it nauseates some.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 8 August 2003 16:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Sam, swallowing is obviously less safe than not swallowing (or rather, not getting the cum in your mouth in the first place) but whether it's actually all that risky is fairly unknown. (The sorts of experiments you'd have to perform to find out are difficult and inhumane.) I have every suspicion that it's fairly low-risk as far as HIV goes.

And I certainly don't drink Coca-Cola, ick.

― Chris P (Chris P), Friday, 8 August 2003 16:39 (twenty-two years ago)

God Bless the Interweb.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Saturday, 9 August 2003 05:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I missed this thread too. I just watched "Warm Water Under a Bridge" tonight.

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 08:36 (twenty-two years ago)

the first man-cream i ever tasted belonged to a malboro-red-chain-smoking-alcoholic. it was full-bodied, with hints of tobacco and leather, and a very long finish. i didn't like it very much, and it put me off joy-juice for a really long time.

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 17:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Thanks Phil, I now want to cauterize my tastebuds.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 17:09 (twenty-two years ago)

He described that like it was a rare amarone and I'm dead impressed.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 17:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I still have this guy's phone number if you want to bottle it.

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 17:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought the consistency of the seminal fluid was related to what you've been consuming: lots of soft drinks = sticky and gooey, lots of water = thinner and watery.

I drink lots of soft drinks, and my semen tends to be thick and sticky. Though not so thick and sticky that it doesn't shoot--it just doesn't go very far, and the shooting tends to stop after the first 2-3 spurts, then it dribbles.

― Ian Johnson (elmo oxygen), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 20:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm sure I'm going to regret asking this, but I'm still unclear on the terminology. Is shooting fast and over quickly, while dribbling is slower and lasts longer?

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 23:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't imagine the two terms being any more descriptive.

― Sean (Sean), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 23:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Stain on pants vs. "where the hell did it GO?"

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 23:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Except in the other order.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 23:43 (twenty-two years ago)

That order could work from the receiver's perspective.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 23:45 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...

i'm reviving this just to see if everyone's views on the matter have changed yet.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 29 September 2003 21:48 (twenty-two years ago)

'Everyone'? You'd not be content with just a few changes of opinion amongst the ILX crowd? (And I don't think that I have a view on this topic at all, except that either way it's funny looking.)

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 01:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I still thank Coca-Cola is nasty.

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 01:14 (twenty-two years ago)

WHAT IF U HAVING SEX WIV A LESBICON AND UR WILLY MAKES SPUNK COME OUT

― MAN, Tuesday, 30 September 2003 08:15 (twenty-two years ago)

If you're having sex with a lesbicon, you need to be careful with her legs or she'll transform into an Audi. Still safer than Constructicons.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 09:41 (twenty-two years ago)

What?

(X-Post)

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 09:43 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, Tep, and if you're lucky, you wind up in bed with one of the HeadMasters...

random fact:
http://www.botcon.com/1995/bc95toy.jpgThis was the first female transformer released in the U.S.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 13:14 (twenty-two years ago)

That's the funniest thing evah. I am biting my pen to stop from howling with laughter in the office...

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 13:19 (twenty-two years ago)

also, Constructicons tend to be the strap-on type...

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 21:18 (twenty-two years ago)

two years pass...

This was a nice, informative thread.

― Thread Revivin', Thursday, 29 December 2005 16:18 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...

We're all fucking crazy.

― Dan (And Boundary-Free) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 17 March 2006 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

I was once with a girl who prided herself on her ability to swallow as much as any man copuld 'provide'. I beat her.
-- Nick Southall (n.j.southal...) (webmail), August 6th, 2003 8:23 AM. (Nick Southall) (link)
misogynist.

-- RJG (r_gillander...) (webmail), August 6th, 2003 8:26 AM. (RJG) (link)

...is still my favorite post ever.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 17 March 2006 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

four years pass...

ms laura's story: :O

― Face Book (dyao), Friday, 21 May 2010 04:34 (fifteen years ago)

actually I would like to find Z S's screaming head held in one's hands jpg but I can't find it atm

― Face Book (dyao), Friday, 21 May 2010 04:37 (fifteen years ago)

http://i49.tinypic.com/359e9n8.jpg

google image search "held in hands"

― it makes sense......................................does it to you? (Z S), Friday, 21 May 2010 04:44 (fifteen years ago)

http://i46.tinypic.com/2hzgtn8.jpg

google image search "despair"

― it makes sense......................................does it to you? (Z S), Friday, 21 May 2010 04:44 (fifteen years ago)

oops, I meant "head in hands", obv. But yeah,

"raised up a bit too far and came down a bit too hard, basically bending him with my pubic bone. Orgasms were not achieved in this instance."

= headinhands.jpg

― it makes sense......................................does it to you? (Z S), Friday, 21 May 2010 04:48 (fifteen years ago)

no wait I found it

excellent shits that i have taken

http://i49.tinypic.com/fc37kg.jpg http://i49.tinypic.com/fc37kg.jpg
http://i49.tinypic.com/fc37kg.jpg http://i49.tinypic.com/fc37kg.jpg
http://i49.tinypic.com/fc37kg.jpg http://i49.tinypic.com/fc37kg.jpg

― Face Book (dyao), Friday, 21 May 2010 04:49 (fifteen years ago)

holy shit, I totally ~~repressed that awful memory~~ forgot about that!

― it makes sense......................................does it to you? (Z S), Friday, 21 May 2010 04:52 (fifteen years ago)

God, off topic I know, but the "man head in hands despair" google image search is such a fun one!

― it makes sense......................................does it to you? (Z S), Friday, 21 May 2010 05:01 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZb8jZ8ebgk

― ( ｀ハ´)☞ 　☜(´∀｀☜) (am0n), Friday, 21 May 2010 05:25 (fifteen years ago)

I miss Ms Laura.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 21 May 2010 08:45 (fifteen years ago)

ILTMI needs to step up IMO

― Dan, Dan, DARRAGH (acoleuthic), Friday, 21 May 2010 11:07 (fifteen years ago)

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