Being delivered home by the Polizei despite one's desire to remain amidst comfy foliage C/D?

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So there's this municipal hedge just shy of my house which, when one falls into it moulds itslef to the shape ofone's back and is the comfiest thing ever. Ormskirk police,on the other hand, refused to accept this as a decent excuse, also failing to take into account the fact that hitting the champagne makes you a cut above your average street-type drunk, yo. They did however, walk me home, which I thought was sweet, and thoughtful.

N.B. I have been arm-wrestling weird portuguesese this evening, and may still (WHISPER IT) be drunk

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 04:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Did the foliage actually supply good back support?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 04:28 (twenty-two years ago)

oh yes, it was the most comfortable thing ever

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 04:31 (twenty-two years ago)

this is the cutest visual. comfy foliage. mmmm.

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 04:34 (twenty-two years ago)

but it WAS! the branches of the bushes bent to offer total back support, hence my falling asleep and thus being escorted home by thbe rozzers,

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 04:38 (twenty-two years ago)

can't you just uproot the shrubbery and bring it home with you next time?

― amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 04:51 (twenty-two years ago)

believe me I am strongly considering this

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 04:56 (twenty-two years ago)

A local street on the way back from the pub had sunken hedges just right for divebombing or dropping girls into. Now the council has replaced these hedges with wooden fences, and walking home from the pub has become less exciting. Why are all the good things in life slowly being taken away from us?

― Roderick the Visigoth. (Jake Proudlock), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 08:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Because life hates us.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 12:10 (twenty-two years ago)

even me?

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 12:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Specifically you.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 13:28 (twenty-two years ago)

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