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I Have Cigarette Burns in My Pants

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Also on my computer keyboard. This is pushing it, isn't it?

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 11:58 (twenty-three years ago)

ERM, oops?

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 12:02 (twenty-three years ago)

You need some in your car too. Nothing beats it.

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 12:02 (twenty-three years ago)

I need a car, then!

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 12:06 (twenty-three years ago)

I have cigarette burns on my pants, car seat, and even one on the highest C on my Roland synth, and I don't smoke (cigarettes, that is *wink wink*)!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 12:08 (twenty-three years ago)

I mean, it seems more PITIFUL than badass romantic anymore. Is it?

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 12:36 (twenty-three years ago)

I have a cigarette burn on my leg. This is because my parents abuse me.I was drunk after Monday's FAP and caught myself when flicking ash.

― Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 12:39 (twenty-three years ago)

I forgot the ones in my bedsheets. I knew someone who had cigarette burnt RECORDS once, so there's clearly hope for me yet.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 7 August 2003 03:54 (twenty-three years ago)

it sounds like these cigarettes of yours spend more time burning stuff than being smoked. that's one way to cut down i suppose

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 7 August 2003 03:55 (twenty-three years ago)

I have a rug on the floor under my coffee table. It looks nice, but its main purpose it to catch ash and "hotrocks" and suchlike, I'm a total clutz when pissed, the poor rug is covered in melty cig/pipe ash holes :(

My bf types on my laptop with a cig burning in his fingers... I'm paranoid the ash is sprinkling merrily into the keyboard and heading my lappy for certain doom before I've even paid the fucker off.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 7 August 2003 03:57 (twenty-three years ago)

I set fire to one of my favorite shirts while I was wearing it trying to ash a cigarette without getting it anywhere near a nonsmoker, once. Boy, that was embarassing.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 7 August 2003 12:46 (twenty-three years ago)

three months pass...
I stubbed a cig out on some guy once, but I haven't burnt anything of mine (that I've noticed) for a good few weeks, go me. If anyone has any examples of personal ineptitude/decrepitude they feel like sharing, go ahead

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 12:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I flicked a cigarette end once which landed in some girl's hair! oops!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 12:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh shit mine was by accident too!

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 12:19 (twenty-two years ago)


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