The Genius that is Patrick Swayze

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Clearly one of the greatest actors of all time....the hair, the bod, the dance moves. He is ready for his Travolta like comeback. I mean his films stand the test of time...Point Break, Roadhouse, Red Dawn....

Discuss.

Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 12:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Roadhouse rocks!

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 12:48 (twenty-two years ago)

He was grebt in North and South. But k-rub in everything else.

Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 12:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Besideds all of the greats Chris has mentioned, I must add that Black Dog is a great truck driving movie, and Swayze was also fantastic in Donnie Darko.

Larcole (Nicole), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 12:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Erm, Dirty Dancing anyone? heh heh!

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 12:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean, Baby shouldn't have been in that corner!!

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 12:52 (twenty-two years ago)

The Outsiders as Darry, brilliant.

Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 12:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Point Break is like the greatest movie ever. Surfing. Keanu. Patrick Swayze. Ludicrious criminal hijinks. Presidential masks. SURFING!!! I was so disappointed that Blue Crush was nothing like Point Break.

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 12:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Red Dawn was my fave film when I was 9. This perhaps reveals things about me that should not be known.

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 12:53 (twenty-two years ago)

"No one puts Baby in a corner!"

Larcole (Nicole), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 12:54 (twenty-two years ago)

"It's my way or the highway."

James Ball (James Ball), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 12:55 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.keanublog.co.uk/shop/posters4/a7231.jpg


Ally, don't forget the Meatball sandwiches.

Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 12:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I was gonna mention Stargate, but then I remembered Kurt Russel was in that flick, not Swayze. I always mix those two.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 12:57 (twenty-two years ago)

" It's basic dog psychology, if you scare them and get them peeing down their leg, they submit. But if you project weakness, that promotes violence, and that's how people get hurt. Peace, through superior firepower."

Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 12:58 (twenty-two years ago)

She's like the wind through my tree
She rides the night next to me
She leads me through moonlight
Only to burn me with the sun
She's taken my heart
But she doesn't know what she's done

Feel her breath on my face
Her body close to me
Can't look in her eyes
She's out of my league
Just a fool to believe
I have anything she needs
She's like the wind

[SOLO]

I look in the mirror and all I see
Is a young old man with only a dream
Am I just fooling myself
That she'll stop the pain
Living without her
I'd go insane

Feel her breath on my face
Her body close to me
Can't look in her eyes
She's out of my league
Just a fool to believe
I have anything she needs
She's like the wind

Feel your breath on my face
Your body close to me
Can't look in your eyes
You're out of my league
Just a fool to believe
(Just a fool to believe)
She's like the wind
(Just a fool to believe)
Just a fool to believe
(She's like the wind)
Just a fool to believe
(Just a fool to believe)
She's like the wind
(Just a fool to believe)
Just a fool to believe
She's like the wind

(Just a fool...)
(She's like the wind)
(She's like the wind)
(Just a fool...)
(She's like the wind)
(Just a fool...)

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 12:58 (twenty-two years ago)

He was perfect as a Chippendales dancer when he was hosting Saturday Night Live. This may have been his true calling.

Larcole (Nicole), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 12:58 (twenty-two years ago)

"No one puts Baby in a corner!"
See upthread! I am glad somebody thought of exactly the same thing!

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 12:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I always used to think he said "she's like the wind...through my cheese."

Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 13:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Isn't he a trained ballet dancer as well?

Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 13:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, he is.

Larcole (Nicole), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 13:04 (twenty-two years ago)

add that to the list.

Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 13:05 (twenty-two years ago)

My ex-boyfriend was convinced the song "Maman a Tort" was about cheese. I still haven't figured out why. Not that this has anything to do with Patrick Swayze but I will point out that this thread nicely answers "Ballerinas: What are they good for?" Clearly a lot.

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 13:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Roadhouse is great (doctor of philosophy AND asskickin bouncer?). Anyone seen "Next of Kin", another decent mid-eighties Swayze actioner? Loads of rising stars in this movie - Hunt, Paxton, Neeson, Stiller and a Baldwin.

gobemouche, Wednesday, 6 August 2003 13:05 (twenty-two years ago)

He really needs to make a comeback in a big way. If Travolta can put out shit after shit film and still (somewhat) have a career, why can't the Swayze?

Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 13:07 (twenty-two years ago)

He tried to make a Travolta-esque comeback in Donnie Darko, but somehow playing a child-molesting new age guru didn't bring back his superstar status.

NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 13:10 (twenty-two years ago)

His role in Donny Darko was probably my favorite of his entire career! Very funny and wrong!

Didn't he play a drag-queen in a movie too?

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 13:30 (twenty-two years ago)

i was gonna say, after the kiddie-pron role in DD, a comeback??

kephm, Wednesday, 6 August 2003 13:42 (twenty-two years ago)

http://incolor.inebraska.com/sumaree/nebraskafilm/images/foo9a.jpg

Greatest. Movie. Ever.

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 13:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Hurts, don't it?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 13:47 (twenty-two years ago)

TS, that v.

http://www.mckellen.com/images/lotr/hwpris1.jpg

In the battle for UGLIEST CINEMA DRAG QUEEN EVER.

Actually Gene Hackman when they dress him up in The Birdcage is an uglier woman than all of these people combined.

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 14:02 (twenty-two years ago)

FUCK HOW COULD I HAVE MISSED THIS THREAD! OHMIGAWD!!

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0792834976.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Tad (llamasfur), Sunday, 10 August 2003 03:23 (twenty-two years ago)

It's never too late, Tad. The spirit of Swayze must be kept alive.

Larcole (Nicole), Sunday, 10 August 2003 03:28 (twenty-two years ago)

this is why amazon reviews rock (this is a 4-star review):

Brain dead cinema at its finest., February 3, 2000
Reviewer: A viewer from New York, NY
Patrick Swayze's crowning achievement. He's Dalton- the NYU philosophy major turned king of the bouncers. Dalton enthralls us with his wisdom with lines such as "Be nice" or "Pain don't hurt." He is ably supported by the king of cool, Sam Elliot, as the bouncer guru. Opposing them is Ben Gazzara as big, bad man around town, Brad Wesley.

This movie is a hoot! A well-made and fast paced action flick. It's a guilty pleasure. You know it's bad; yet you can't help watching it. Once you start watching "Road House," you won't be able to stop. We have rednecks fighting, their girlfriends doing stripteases on tables, more fights, a monster truck used as a prop, more fights, a trophy room that could have only been stocked by hunting in a zoo, more fights, Memphis Mafia member Red West as a supporting actor, more fights, and a stuffed polar bear being used as a weapon against the baddies. A special mention must be made for Marshall R. Teague as Jimmy, Brad Wesley's main goon. Jimmy stares at Dalton. Jimmy laughs maniacally when he burns down a house. Jimmy informs Dalton during a fight of what he used to do to guys like Dalton in prison. (It leads one to believe that when Jimmy was staring at Dalton it might have been more about checking out his bod than trying to intimidate him.)

Tad (llamasfur), Sunday, 10 August 2003 03:28 (twenty-two years ago)

he is a god

gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 10 August 2003 04:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Ben Gazzara and Sam Elliot are in Road House?

s1utsky (slutsky), Sunday, 10 August 2003 05:31 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah. Sam Elliot plays "Mustache #2"

Kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 10 August 2003 06:07 (twenty-two years ago)

That SNL skit is so OTM. I thought "Ghost" was good. This thread should now derail in favor of Chris Farley.

weatheringdaleson (weatheringdaleson), Sunday, 10 August 2003 06:42 (twenty-two years ago)

It's the Patrick Swayze rhizome.. from that reference to Point Break, I see where it connects to the Keanu rhizome..

:)

daria g (daria g), Sunday, 10 August 2003 07:13 (twenty-two years ago)

ha ha yeah a "genius"

-- (doora...), July 11th, 2002 6:00 PM.

ron (ron), Sunday, 10 August 2003 07:16 (twenty-two years ago)

The best part about "Road House" is the idea of a celebrity bouncer!

amateurist (amateurist), Sunday, 10 August 2003 07:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Mustache #2, HA!

Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 11 August 2003 12:58 (twenty-two years ago)

the NYU philosophy major turned king of the bouncers

I hope to one day turn that into my tag, except replace NYU with Columbia. That will be on my tombstone if it kills me.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 11 August 2003 13:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I should stop presuming these things are sarcastic and just not read them

Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 11 August 2003 13:12 (twenty-two years ago)

given a choice b/w scarface and road house, i'd be one conflicted motherfucker

Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 11 August 2003 13:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Point Break is obviously his finest work.

Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 11 August 2003 14:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy birthday Patrick! He's 51 today.

gobemouche, Monday, 18 August 2003 07:43 (twenty-two years ago)

This is from the genius that is "Mystery Science Theater 3000"

Let's Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas

Open up your heart and let the Patrick Swayze Christmas in.
We'll gather at the Roadhouse with our next of kin.
And Santa can be our regular Saturday night thing.
We'll decorate our barstools and gather round and sing.

Oh, let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas this year!
Or we'll tear your throat out and kick you in the ear!

It's my way or the highway, this Christmas at my ba-ha-haar.
I'll have to smash your kneecaps if you bastards touch my car!
I got the word that Santa has been stealing from the till.
I think that that right jolly old elf better make out his will, ohh,

Oh, let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas, one and all.
And this can be the haziest...
This can be the laziest...
This can be the Swayziest
Christmas of them aaallllllllll!

The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Monday, 18 August 2003 16:21 (twenty-two years ago)

THIS THREAD CANNOT BE ALLOWED TO DIE!

Tad (llamasfur), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 18:46 (twenty-two years ago)

THIS THREAD WILL NOT DIE, DAMMIT!

http://www.prosurfinstruction.com/images/pb4pres.jpg

Tad (llamasfur), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 06:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Nah, Shakey will be along to shit on whatever I couldn't get to.

vulva eyes (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 01:56 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygiLUrJJjnM

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 01:56 (sixteen years ago)

God, he really could wear a mullet better than anyone in his generation, eh?

vulva eyes (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 01:58 (sixteen years ago)

apparently he was reported dead - then that was reported to be a rumor - and now he is reported to be dead again. erm my mistake RIP

CaptainLorax, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 02:02 (sixteen years ago)

God, he really could wear a mullet better than anyone in his generation, eh?

Not only that, they could photograph it right most of the time! A rare thing indeed!

A quick blog ramble. With quotes from here so thanks all...

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 02:08 (sixteen years ago)

If anyone can find an old "Prime Time Live" or "20/20" clip, filmed during Ghost promotion, in which Swayze breaks down in tears while relating to Barbara Walters that his father threw him out of the house after telling Swayze that he wanted to be a dancer. The guy could roll with the punches.

vulva eyes (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 02:14 (sixteen years ago)

*er, after SWAYZE told him. My version's still awesome.

vulva eyes (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 02:14 (sixteen years ago)

his father threw him out of the house after telling Swayze that he wanted to be a dancer

That must have been one strange conversation.

"Son?"

"Yes dad."

"I...I want to be a dancer. Now get the HELL out of my house!"

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 02:15 (sixteen years ago)

Fuck now I want that to be in a movie or something. That should be the opening scene.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 02:16 (sixteen years ago)

this is the first celebrity death since ODB or Syd Barrett where i've felt really really sad.

RIP.

Mein bester Freund, die Kackwurst, wird bis zu einem Meter groß. (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 02:16 (sixteen years ago)

Acting is so fucking mysterious. Over the Xmas break I watched the last 10 minutes of Dirty Dancing -- a movie which in eighth grade defined heterosexuality for me, for better or worse -- with my parents. Dad, who's no sucker for this sort of thing, said, "He's so likable, isn't he?" It had nothing to do with Swayze's acting -- the dude was just aces. You liked to watch him.

vulva eyes (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 02:22 (sixteen years ago)

http://i27.tinypic.com/2vi5gzm.jpg

Don't Be A Ned Raggett (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 02:24 (sixteen years ago)

haven't seen many of the clas[sic]s, but vaya con Dios

A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 02:26 (sixteen years ago)

also I hope your life as a ghost blows away that garbage movie

A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 02:31 (sixteen years ago)

NIGGA I'M GHOST LIKE SWAYZE

sanskrit, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 03:04 (sixteen years ago)

holy shit that roller disco trailer on neds blog is like ?!

rip

iro with the brown bag (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 03:57 (sixteen years ago)

(oh, the trailer is ^^^ also)

iro with the brown bag (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 03:58 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.maryellenmark.com/text/magazines/us%20weekly/images/222H-013-009.jpg

velko, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 04:15 (sixteen years ago)

RIP James Dalton, I hope you rode that once-in-a-lifetime wave into infinity.

Pillbox, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 04:48 (sixteen years ago)

My girlfriend, who had a bit of a (ostensibly ironic, but really, I think, real) passion for Swayze, once informed me that his favorite color was "faded black."

Make of that what you will.

Pillbox, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 05:01 (sixteen years ago)

Wish this were a YT so I could post it directly, but still classic nonetheless.

Pillbox, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 05:09 (sixteen years ago)

http://ladynwavsone.com/sheslikethewind.html

velko, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 05:24 (sixteen years ago)

Sheesh. Let's remember the good times.

or have I become completely absurd? (kenan), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 06:10 (sixteen years ago)

I blame Dan Brown.

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 07:06 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Point_Break/point_break_movie_image_patrick_swayze.jpg

RIP,
King-like Bodhisattva.
Suffer no more.

Thanks for the good times.

The Perfect Weapon 2, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 07:09 (sixteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

the day the feather hair died.

thebingoisback, Monday, 5 October 2009 18:49 (sixteen years ago)

really, I'm sorry he's gone, but his interview on the Road House DVD ... not the brightest bulb on the marquee,

A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 October 2009 03:01 (sixteen years ago)

So you rented it eh.

Roman Polanski now sleeps in prison. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 8 October 2009 03:06 (sixteen years ago)

hell no! Library.

A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 October 2009 03:07 (sixteen years ago)

but still you WATCHED it

Aspergeratus (Eisbaer), Thursday, 8 October 2009 14:39 (sixteen years ago)

We're all just fools to believe that we have anything Morbs needs.

The ever dapper nicolars (Nicole), Thursday, 8 October 2009 14:41 (sixteen years ago)

I did, to the degree it can be watched. Sam Elliott can almost redeem anything.

Funny how Keith David gets billing and is left with about one line!

xp

A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 October 2009 14:42 (sixteen years ago)

also, I used to fuck guys like you in prison.

A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 October 2009 14:43 (sixteen years ago)

Well now I'm imagining Morbz with a mullet.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 8 October 2009 14:45 (sixteen years ago)

there's something very charmingly morbz-ian about him scanning through the DVD to find a swayze interview, even in a movie that is kind of beneath his standards and all.

Aspergeratus (Eisbaer), Friday, 9 October 2009 08:29 (sixteen years ago)

he is a doctor and he is thorough

latebloomer, Friday, 9 October 2009 08:30 (sixteen years ago)

Kelly Lynch makes it clear in her interview what a thoroughly shitty movie it is, while PS is "It's the story of two lost souls..."

Your Favorite Saturday Night Thing (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 October 2009 08:34 (sixteen years ago)

Reminds me of something Denise Richards says on the extras from the Starship Troopers DVD:

"it's about life and love, and this and that....and the war!"

latebloomer, Friday, 9 October 2009 08:44 (sixteen years ago)

does it bother you, morbz, that ben gazzara is infinitely better known to everyone (even film geeks) as brad wesley in road house than for anything he ever did w/ cassavetes (or anything else, for that matter)?

shit, i wonder what gazzara himself thinks of this distinction -- and if anyone ever asked him.

crack?!? wow, maybe they can have china white later! (Eisbaer), Saturday, 10 October 2009 17:53 (sixteen years ago)

I don't know who these "film geeks" would be. Sound more like Gen Y shitheads.

Your Favorite Saturday Night Thing (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 10 October 2009 20:24 (sixteen years ago)

(watching anything that comes on basic cable does not confer some cineaste cred upon an individual)

Your Favorite Saturday Night Thing (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 10 October 2009 20:25 (sixteen years ago)

imo gazzara is way better in road house than in anything by cassavetes

but i like judd apatow so what do i know

fleetwood (max), Saturday, 10 October 2009 20:37 (sixteen years ago)

imo gazzara is way better in road house than in anything by cassavetes

yeah -- in fact, my favorite scene in road house is the one where gazzara is driving down the road in his convertible singing along to some old doo-wop song and swerving all over the damn place.

crack?!? wow, maybe they can have china white later! (Eisbaer), Sunday, 11 October 2009 14:31 (sixteen years ago)

"Sh-boom!"

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 11 October 2009 15:50 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwunAssLQ4I

crack?!? wow, maybe they can have china white later! (Eisbaer), Sunday, 11 October 2009 19:49 (sixteen years ago)

yes, that is his best scene.

I first think of Gazzara in Anatomy of a Murder

Your Favorite Saturday Night Thing (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 11 October 2009 19:52 (sixteen years ago)

six months pass...

"rescreening" Road House. Forgot the part with the monster truck, the bit where he rips the guy's throat open with his bare hands, and "Tails again!"

Times New Excels At (jim in glasgow), Friday, 7 May 2010 21:55 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdGrB3Za4_o

Spleen of Hearts (kingfish), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 05:39 (thirteen years ago)

seven years pass...

Kelly Lynch makes it clear in her interview what a thoroughly shitty movie it is, while PS is "It's the story of two lost souls..."

― Your Favorite Saturday Night Thing (Dr Morbius), Friday, October 9, 2009 1:34 AM (nine years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i've been thinking about an ex-ILXor's recent tweet a lot, in that the power of Swayze in Point Break but also Road House is the ^^^^deep sincerity with which he plays the roles. A lesser actor would have winked his way through them. the roles aren't devoid of humor but they're not jokes.

omar little, Wednesday, 1 May 2019 23:49 (six years ago)

True. He fully commits to the ride.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 2 May 2019 00:28 (six years ago)


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