Ouch, My Car - This is the Thread Where You Tell Me About Your Car Accidents So I Don't Feel So Stupid

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So I was going to meet a friend of mine in the middle of the night last night and because I was sort of sleepy, I automatically got on the wrong freeway (the 101, when I needed the 405) and had to run around and correct myself (because I'm dumb) and la la, long story short, some punkass motherfucker ON HIS GODDAMNED CELL PHONE cut me off at the very last second at the interchange and in my swerve to avoid hitting him, my car spun out and hit the divider between the two and MY CAR IS TRASHED. (Emotional? Me? Nah.) It's old anyway (a '66 Mustang) and I just don't have the money to repair this bitch (though I'm not sure if it can be, or how much it might cost) and so today I'm sad. (Physically I'm ok, though my little heart is broken.)

(Incidentally, my car had a flat when I went out to get in it before I left, which my favorite neighbor changed for me in record time - really, it was amazing how fast he swapped that bitch - so perhaps that should have been a sign.)

luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 14:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh no! That's terrible :(

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 14:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Michael Winner to thread!

RickyT (RickyT), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 14:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Also, I had no way of letting my friend know, so they probably think I ditched 'em. I didn't!

luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 14:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh no luna that's awful! *hugs*

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 14:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Calm down dear etc.

j0e (j0e), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 14:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Seriously though, bad luck luna. Hope you're OK.

j0e (j0e), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 14:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I once bit a VW's bum in the fast lane of the M25. Horrid foggy morning, loads of spray, could see hardly fuck-all. He did an emergency stop and cos I was trying to move into another lane at the time to go to Heathrow I didn't see him and... clang. Was only going about 15mph at the time but my car was a write-off and had to be scrapped :-(

j0e (j0e), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry luna.

Only car accident I've ever had, but a stupid one: Was in my parent's car in high school, me and my sister were driving to the drive-through burger place to get some food. I pulled up into the lane to get our food, realized I was too far from the window. So I backed up some, trying to get a better angle, but somehow drove up onto this median thing opposite the window and (apparently) scraped a pole. I didn't hear anything crack or crumple, but my sister got out and said, "Nick, this looks really bad. There's a big dent here." I thought she was joking. But I got out and looked, and sure enough, there was a good-sized dent in my parents car. I had to help pay to get it fixed, which was fun since I didn't have a job, only an allowance.

NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 15:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I went the wrong way round a roundabout once, when I was learning. My Mother freaked the fuck OUT, I remained pompously rational. We didn't get killed or lose the car, luckily. Hugs etc, L.

Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 15:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I've told you about my car accident:

Evacuating New Orleans cause of Hurricane Georges; had waited until the very day of evacuation, the day before they locked up the city, because my fiancee-of-the-time was teaching and UNO was stingy about what days they'd give off. (i.e., this particular day was one instructors could opt to take off, provided they made it up by teaching a Saturday class during finals period.)

Took us 13 hours to drive from New Orleans to Baton Rouge, which is normally an hour and a half away. So we're tired as fuck, frustrated with that gridlock frustration, and when things thin out a little past Red Stick we hook into a truck stop to get some food. After we eat, we're at the light to turn onto the on-ramp to get back on the highway, and it's a yield. There's a truck in the oncoming lane, and he stops for us, so we turn ... and hit/get hit by the car we didn't see because the truck was blocking the view.

We had a dent in our bumper; they had a dent in their driver's-side back door.

The lawsuit -- the woman driving the car sued us for damage to the car, damage for preexisting medical conditions, emotional trauma because her son didn't make the football team, loss of employment, etc. -- lasted a year and a half.

Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 15:09 (twenty-two years ago)

People are so fucking dumb.

luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 15:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Luna, if it makes you feel any better I've pranged practically every car I've owned (except the present one - goddamit it get me some wood to touch). That includes ramming a Maestro into a parked car and smashing the back bumper, blowing a tyre on the Maestro while racing someone in a town centre and spinning off the road, ramming on the breaks another time in the same Maestro too hard cos I was tailing another racer and causing the guy behind (a townie with no insurance) to slam into the back of me so hard the car buckled (a technical write off), smashing the front bumper of the Maestro after hitting a concrete cone (hmm, that Maestro took a lot of punishment), binning a mini into the back of a BMW at a roundabout cos I was too slack on the breaks, ripping off the side panels (that was a particularly good one), skidding a BX into the back of someone in ice, smashing the front bumper off and denting the bonnet of a Carlton after trying to change into my trainers after a job interview, failing to hit the breaks and instead accidentally stamping on the accelerator after the car mounted the curb and ploughing into the corner of a small fence, and blowing a tyre in the Carlton at 90 in the fast lane of the M4, which ripped the bumper off and tore the side panels up, writing the car off.

Alex K (Alex K), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 15:19 (twenty-two years ago)

People are so fucking dumb.

Btw, I meant the litigious cunt who sued Tep.

luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 15:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I figured :) My ex was working for a law firm at the time, though. We won the suit. There just ought to be some sort of punitive thing for really egregious abuses of the court -- she'd actually sued three other people for some of the exact same injuries, and she'd won two of those cases.

Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 15:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I should write about my U2 car accident but since it involves my flakiness and general lack of driving skills I will write it up some other time when my poor little self esteem doesn't feel so crushed and broken.

Larcole (Nicole), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 15:25 (twenty-two years ago)

We love you, Nicole. Tell us about Bono and whiplash!

Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 15:27 (twenty-two years ago)

"People are so fucking dumb" Looking at my driving record, I think I can identify with that statement.

Alex K (Alex K), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 15:29 (twenty-two years ago)

:(

donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 15:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I told her to post about it, but I don't know if she will, so: Sarah's last car caught on fire. While she was driving it. Yep.

NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 15:51 (twenty-two years ago)

i rearended a cop once. it was on the eisenhower (chicagoans will understand) and traffic was ridiculous. standstill, crawl, standstill. i didn't catch on quickly enough that traffic was back to parking-lot mode and hit the car in front of me...when we both pulled over, it turned out that she was a cop (unmarked car).

there was no damage, though, and she was very nice about it.


what happened with sarah's car?

JuliaA (j_bdules), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 16:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Firstly, Luna, I'm so glad you are OK, as the silly cell phone bastard could have done worse. As I think I'd told you, I actually got hit by a car 2 years ago (in November): I was in Long Island, walking with my mum's husband across the parking lot of the neighborhood strip mall. He crossed first, I was behind. I could have sworn the damn parking lot was clear---after looking both ways---when this woman's car turn off the side street and hits me on my left leg. I fell on my left side, right in front of her car. Thank God she didn't go any further!

She was more shaken up than I was! A fireman (coming out of the Mickey D's next door) saw the accident and called the ambulance on his frequency. I was rushed to the hospital in the next town, in case of broken bones. Hurt like hell, but turns out I only had a sprain. Had to hobble on a cane for a month. Going out clubbing was a damn journey in itself.

Question: Can you sue the guy, or did he get away?

Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 16:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh he didn't even slow down. I have no idea how I managed to avoid hitting anyone else, or being hit by anyone else, but except for that cell-phone cunt rag, there were some damned good drivers on the freeway last night (how often can you say THAT?).

luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 16:24 (twenty-two years ago)

In 1991 I was turning left at a stop sign in my 1985 Nissan Sentra onto a two lane highway. The highway curves so I really couldn't see the oncoming traffic that well, therefore I inched up into the breakdown lane to get a look. Saw a Volvo coming on my left so I checked the right then came back around to the left in time to see the Volvo had moved into the breakdown lane and was heading straight at me at approx 50 mph. BAM! She hit me square on the driver's door in the breakdown lane, so hard that there were only 8 inches between what was left of the door and the center console. Luckily her bumper got under my car's frame and flipped my driver's seat into the passenger side of the car, so I was relatively unscathed.

So I get out of the car and go to check on her. She's bawling into her car phone but looks ok. I go and wait on the curb. Local police arrive and take my statement. I notice that a person I guess is the woman's husband has arrived. After comforting her he goes over and begins a friendly conversation with the cop that took my statement. Too friendly in fact, turns out they know each other.

Next day I pick up the accident report and according to the cop my car was square in the middle of the road and somehow upon impact took a 50 degree turn into the ditch that we ended up in, violating all laws of physics. Also somehow there is skidmarks to prove this despite the fact that her car had anti-lock brakes and marks the cars left in the grass prove the angle was much less severe. Needless to say I'm upset.

So I go to a lawyer friend and she looks it over for me. "How old was she?" she asked. "Oh around 40 something" I reply. "And how old are you?" "I'm 21." She then informs me the court will never take the word of a 21 year old male over both the cop and a 45 year old female with a clean driving record, no matter how much evidence I dredge up. The lawyer gets me out of the points but I still take the ticket and therefore the blame and therefore a huge insurance surcharge for the next 3 years on top of the fact that my insurance now won't re-imburse me for my car because of our state's insurance laws and I'm a poor college student who was hoping his summer job would finance living expenses and not another used car.

I'm still upset about that whole sequence of events.

zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 16:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Once, back when I was delivering sandwiches for this place, I was backing out into the alley behind our shop with a load of sammiches. It was a tight squeeze. I was doing the back-up-a-little-skootch-a-little-back-up-a-little thing trying past this dipshit who had parked their car like 5 feet from the curb. Suddenly, this semi that I thought was parked rolls forward and hits the front of my car, pushing it back into the 5-feet-from-the-curb car, WEDGING MY CAR BETWEEN THEM. My front bumper fell off, my trunk was kinda caved in, etc.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 16:42 (twenty-two years ago)

(btw Aimee, YOUR POOR CAR!!! Please tell me it wasn't a convertible, so that I don't have to go through a period of mourning for the Nick-Drake-soundtracked-country-drives-that-could've-been-but-alas-never-were.)

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 16:43 (twenty-two years ago)

It's convertible, sug.

luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 16:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Until last night, it looked a lot like this:
http://www.mustangdreams.com/66va.jpg

luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 16:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Sweet crap.

Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 16:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Indeed.

luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 16:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Luna's Sweet Ride: RIP

Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 16:56 (twenty-two years ago)

That is terrible, Luna. Hopefully karma will pay back the cellphone asshat at some point.

Larcole (Nicole), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 16:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, they're going to call me later to tell me what they think. I'm not hopeful, but keeping my fingers crossed nevertheless.

It didn't help that when they took it to the mechanic this morning, he looked at it, whistled and said "DAMN."

luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Dumbest car-injuring story ever: One time I went to have the oil changed in my car, and one of the mechanics was motioning with his arms as I pulled into the garage, trying to direct me onto the little platform. I went too fast. You know how some garages have a pit underneath and there are gaps here and there in the floor so people can work under your car without raising the car? Yeah, well I drove into the pit. The whole front right side was stuck in the pit, and I was just sitting there not sure whether to laugh or cry, and I got out and all the mechanics were staring at me. I had to sit there for like three hours while they tried to get the car out, and finally they had to call a tow-truck, and I called my mom to see if she could pick me up and take me to school because I was really late, and when she got to the garage I was talking to the head mechanic, and I said "I bet this happens a lot, hm?" And he told me that in his sixteen years working there, that was the very first time.

kirsten (kirsten), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 17:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Two of my friends have done that, Kirsten - don't feel too bad.

luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 17:12 (twenty-two years ago)

That does make me feel better. Thanks!

kirsten (kirsten), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 17:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I am now depressed with the world after this thread. :-(

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 18:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Damn, Luna. . didn't you just hurt your car in the past few months? That really sucks. I'm glad you weren't hurt. Did anyone stop and help you?

This weekend me and my boy walk outside about noon to find the front and back windshields of my car covered in cardboard and packing tape. My next door neighbor had left in the middle of the night, drunk, and smashed this guy's van on his way out. Since we're always hanging out together the guy decided to plaster this huge note on *my* car saying he had called the police etc. I was mortified. My neighbor still owes me a car washing muthafucka. .

Texas Sam (thatgirl), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 18:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Yep Sam - a couple months ago, that guy ran a red light and creamed the passenger side. I just got it back about 3 weeks ago.

I think it's cursed! (Or I am...)

luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 18:57 (twenty-two years ago)

THere isn't too much more to tell about my fire story. My car was smoking, but it tended to do that so I didn't pay it no never mind or whatever. Then I went in this building to pay rent. When I came out, it was smoking even more. So I opened the engine hood (as if I'd know what to do anyway)and all these flames shot up. Fire! Fire! So I ran back in the office, it being the closest thing around and me not yet owning and a cell. And I was like, "My car is on fire!" And these two receptionist ladies slowly looked up and stopped what they were doing but they didn't speak or grab a phone or anything. And I was like, "B-but. It's on fire! Please call someone!" So then this lady is like, "We have a guy out doing rounds at the properties and he always carries a fire extinguisher in the car with him. Should we ring him?" And I was like, "Yes! NO! I mean, you can call him but first call the fire department."
It turns out that the fire dept was only a couple of blocks away but it was a one way street or something dumb so it took them a while to get there. By then, the guy had already arrived from doing rounds and put out the fire. It was huge by the time he'd gotten there.
Then the huge fire brigade showed up and jumped off the truck but the fire was already out.

Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 19:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Civilization has so much to answer for.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, totally, do you know how pissed off I get when the Mongols take over my cities? And fuck that space race bullshit.

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 19:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't blame civilization so much as that cell-phone cunt rag.

luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 19:19 (twenty-two years ago)

And by the way, luna, seeing the pic of your car made the story that much more sad. It's so adorable! (or was, *gulp*).

Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 19:25 (twenty-two years ago)

(I don't mean that I swallowed your car, ha ha)

Sarah McL:usky (coco), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 19:26 (twenty-two years ago)

That one isn't mine - mine isn't quite that pretty anymore (it was before the first accident I had with it and I hadn't gotten all the bodywork done yet) but thanks - me too.

The mechanic called me and said it's not as bad as I think it is, but won't say yet how much he thinks it will cost.

luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Sarah McLusky is the man from Mars!!!!!!!!!! She's gonna start eating guitars................

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 19:29 (twenty-two years ago)

The mechanic called me and said it's not as bad as I think it is, but won't say yet how much he thinks it will cost.

Really? That could be a positive sign...less than $500.

Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 19:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I told her to post about it, but I don't know if she will, so: Sarah's last car caught on fire. While she was driving it. Yep.

Sarah's not alone then. Happened to one of my friends,too....while I was still inside. Goes like this:

My friend and I had gone to see the band JJ72 at the Bowery Ballroom (lower Manhattan). Course, this was the night I came down with the flu. (Hard to rock, when you have a fever of 102.) Anyway, I'd decided to stay at her house, since I'd had to go to work the next day. The only way to get to the Bronx from there is over the GW Bridge.

She had borrowed her father's van to drive us there. Since I felt like shit, I decided to lie down in the back and take a nap. Apparently, while she was driving, she began to see smoke. She thought it was the radiator needing water. By the time she pulled over, the front of the van caught fire.

She leaped out, and ran to the passenger side to open the door for me. I opened my eyes and couldn't see (cause of the smoke). I began to cough from the smell of burning rubber from the tires. I could hardly see her pointing down to the door handle from outside.

Luckily, I found it and leaped out. In the 40 seconds it probably took for us to trot down the road, the former van went up like a Roman candle.

Irony? Her father planned to sell it the next week.

Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Pssht. I have maimed in order: 1. Chrysler Minivan (stationary trucks play hell with your grill and radiator) 2. Jeep Grand Cherokee (oncoming traffic plays hell with your front bumper) 3. Volkswagen Beetle (take my advice, only fall asleep on straightaways)

Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Really? That could be a positive sign...less than $500.

No way. Minor damage to him is less than $500. This means maybe under $5000.

luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Ack! Sorry to hear that, Luna. Here, have some tea to calm your nerves (don't worry I spiked it).

Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 20:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Of course none of the cars I've partially destroyed are as pimpin' as yours, luna, but I've done my best

(lately everybody I know has been having serious car issues. I got in a wreck, my friend Luke damaged both rims and both tires last Friday coming home from the FAP, Helltime had to get his xmission rebuilt, my pal Nick got his Mercury totalled coming out of a parking lot, the list goes on - and this is all in the last three weeks.)

Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 20:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Ack! Sorry to hear that, Luna. Here, have some tea to calm your nerves (don't worry I spiked it).

You are an angel.

luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 20:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I was only involved in one car accident while I was behind the wheel. It was late one night, and I was out at a friend's house playing music together, and I offered a ride home to someone who didn't have a ride. (I was a bit taken with her at the time, too.) Anyhow, it was the middle of winter, and there had been a reasonably big snowfall a couple of nights previous, and the wind and blowing snow over the previous couple of days had polished the snow and ice, ESPECIALLY in those grooves that formed during the day when the tires heat up the snow and ice. I'm looking forward to the nex signalled intersection, and I see the light changing to red, so I decide to start slowing down a block and a half away from the lights. I was only going about 15 km an hour already, so I wasn't counting on any problem, but as it turns out, I managed to slide the car a whole block and a half, unable to break free of this massive tire groove that had been polished to slippery perfection by blowing snow....straight into the back of a pickup that had been jacked up just enough to smash the entire hood section of the car--my PARENTS' car--back about 2 inches, requiring several thousands dollars worth of work. Of course, the truck got no damage at all.

(Guess how much this impressed my passenger.)

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Guess how much this impressed my passenger.)

Guess how much love Sean got from his folks, when they saw their car.

Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 20:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Hopefully none of this love was anal.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

My parents were never able to get their heads around the fact that I was not driving over 15 km/hour, and razzed me about it constantly. Ultimately the reaction wasn't TOO bad, though.

Dan: paying the deductible for the insurance certainly felt like that kind of "love".

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 20:39 (twenty-two years ago)

The best car accident I was ever in was my last week of high school. My friend had this teal blue Saturn. We would always ALL pile into it. Like straddling each others' laps, laying on the floor best as possible, etc, til we fit like 10-12 people in the car. So we're driving down the road and this huge ass Oldsmobile or something cuts us off. We slam into it--it's TOTALLY the other car's fault, they pulled into us. HOWEVER the driver of other car is like a 500 year old woman. So the police show up and there is Yoda and then about 20 bloodied teenage girls standing on side of the road. Guess whose side was the believed side? The cops wanted to arrest us but me and a friend pointed out that they couldn't PROVE we were all in that car and they kind of went, huh, just don't do it again. I told this story in Baltimore, right, and was told we should've said we were a flash mob and I'm really sorry we didn't.

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 7 August 2003 01:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Anyway is it really illegal to have 50 people in a car? I mean, clowns, dude.

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 7 August 2003 01:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I think it depends on their nationality.

oops (Oops), Thursday, 7 August 2003 01:44 (twenty-two years ago)

The clowns or the car?

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 7 August 2003 01:49 (twenty-two years ago)

'Their' is plural, so obviously I was talking about the car.

oops (Oops), Thursday, 7 August 2003 02:00 (twenty-two years ago)

You could've meant cars in general, you asshat. Clowns are all French, btw.

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 7 August 2003 02:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Guilty as charged. (about the asshat thing. I'm neither French or a clown, although I have aspirations)
(to be French)

oops (Oops), Thursday, 7 August 2003 02:04 (twenty-two years ago)

You'd be a pretty good French person. You know what freaks me, is hobo clowns.

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 7 August 2003 02:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Um, I guess I'll take that as a compliment. Hobo clowns just want to spread joy through oversized overalls and plastic water-shooting flowers. What's not to like?

oops (Oops), Thursday, 7 August 2003 02:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Painted on beards, dude. Painted on beards. That is just not right.

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 7 August 2003 02:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Does this freak you out too then?
http://www.canoe.ca/PeopleImagesN/novak_kim.jpg

oops (Oops), Thursday, 7 August 2003 02:15 (twenty-two years ago)

What, apparent non-sequiturs? Yeah, they freak me the fuck out.

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 7 August 2003 02:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, her eyebrows!

oops (Oops), Thursday, 7 August 2003 02:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I've got great eyebrows, but they're blonde so I gotta dye them. That's freaky shit right.

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 7 August 2003 02:18 (twenty-two years ago)

That's nice and all but HER EYEBROWS ARE PAINTED ON! That's just wrong. When I watch Vertigo, that's all I can focus on.

oops (Oops), Thursday, 7 August 2003 02:20 (twenty-two years ago)

That particular picture doesn't really exemplify that so well, though, you have to admit.

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 7 August 2003 02:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I managed to convince myself she had a painted-on beard (the shadow along her jawline), because I'm so very tired and obviously have WAY TOO MUCH FAITH in Slim's willingness to stay on topic.

Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 7 August 2003 02:21 (twenty-two years ago)

You know, it does look more like she has a painted-on beard than eyebrows. I blame the lack of Kim Novak pics on google.

oops (Oops), Thursday, 7 August 2003 02:23 (twenty-two years ago)

But have you ever seen anyone with eyebrows shaped like THAT?

oops (Oops), Thursday, 7 August 2003 02:24 (twenty-two years ago)

What's yr opinion of Groucho Marx then?

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 7 August 2003 02:28 (twenty-two years ago)

If Vertigo was a slapstick comedy (REMAKE!), I don't think I'd have much of a problem.

oops (Oops), Thursday, 7 August 2003 02:30 (twenty-two years ago)

They should totally redo all of Hitchcock's films as like Farrelly Brothers extravaganzas. I'd love to see Cameron Diaz be attacked by birds, for example.

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 7 August 2003 02:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Jewelly in I Was A Cell-Phone Cuntrag SHOCKAHHH!!!!

Except nobody got hurt. I was new to cell phone AND car ownership, junior in high school, and driving in the ice and snow on a Saturday morning on my way to my little part time job in the mall, holding the phone to my ear with one hand, hot coffee in my lap, fiddling with the radio with the other hand (yes, I was young and foolish.) I was coming up on an intersection where I needed to make a left turn when the car began to skid on the ice; I completely lost control and slip-slided over the dividing line, where two oncoming cars avoided hitting me within inches ... then I slid back onto the correct side of the street where I (miraculously, and not of my own power) wove past two other cars and barely avoided collisions. Then my car was out in the middle of the intersection; it slowly turned in a circle and then came to rest pointing in the direction of the street I was going to turn on anyway. Dazed, I pressed the gas and proceeded down the street without incident, having not spilled a drop of coffee, still holding the phone to my ear (where I had been going "Uhhhnnn ... uhnnnnn ... uhhnnnnn ..." into my then-boyfriend's ear for about a minute or so).

That's my happy car-incident story. I later totaled that car (a Ford Escort grampa gave me) but that, as they say, is a whole 'nother story. And I don't talk on my cell phone while driving anymore, btw.

jewelly (jewelly), Thursday, 7 August 2003 02:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Luna, I'm glad you're ok!

My stupidest= getting into the car in the morning in my parking garage, and turning too quickly on my way backing out=> I hit my mirror on a concrete pillar & snapped it completely off. The guys at the garage near my house told me to drink more coffee before I got into the car the next morning, since I didn't see the pillar at all until it had cracked off the mirror.

lyra (lyra), Thursday, 7 August 2003 03:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Got in an accident last Thursday, so know how you feel. Car is trashed, in the shop. The rental car is nice though.

nikki

nikki {BL}~R, Thursday, 7 August 2003 03:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I did about the same thing as lyra a couple months ago. Leaving a parking garage in reverse and turning hard right before I cleared the pillar on the left. Very loud, and left a good-sized dent near the front, but the lights still work, so I'm not that upset. I've had three accidents that were my fault: first being distracted and rear-ending someone, second was a freeway rear-ending because some jerk braked to let someone merge (not really my fault, IMO, but the law says you rear-end = your fault), and third was me running the tail end of a yellow (freeway offramp so I was going pretty fast) and a car going across the street anticipating his green and shooting through. This could have been really bad, injury-wise because both cars were totalled, but we were both just bruised a bit.

Also had two that weren't my fault, but in both cases the offender's insurance company fought harder than mine and I had to pay the ductible to fix my car.

nickn (nickn), Thursday, 7 August 2003 04:51 (twenty-two years ago)

you know i was in a car accident on the 101 in Feb, and as the paramedics took my vitals i called the guy i had lived with for nine years and he wouldn't take my call because he knew he had cancelled the car ins without telling me.

so cheer up.

Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 7 August 2003 04:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Had a my first car (a manual) for about a month ... went to visit a friend. Parked car on slight slope and went inside. Came out an hour or so later, to go get pizza, and my car is missing. We eventually discovered it down her driveway, about 1/4 of a mile, where it had managed to roll partially up a hilll-side and was now almost 90-degrees to the driveway. Her can was sitting on the damn tire as it swung lazily around. Tow-truck driver showed-up, took one look, and called his boss, who arrived with oodles of paperwork for me to sign saying that if the car flipped they were NOT responsible for the damage. Car was not flipped. I sold it two years later and the sh*t head who bought it managed to break down in one of the middle lanes on the Bay Bridge and it was totalled by a semi.

My sister's car fire: She was on her way into the city with her best friend to do some school shopping. He had piled a BUNCH of returns in the bed of his low-rider truck, which was also tricked-out with a massively expensive sound-system. They drove over what they thought was a piece of cardboard. It wasn't a piece of carboard. And then the truck started making an odd sound, so her friend pulled-off to the side of the road. My sister opened her door and flames came licking-up over the frame. They both bailed out and truck actually exploded (and started a nice little fire, too). When the cops and fire and other emergency personnel, they were asking for ID information (both my sister and her friend had left their ID's in the truck, and they were now melted goop). Well, my sister and her best friend happened to have the same birthday, and the cops were convinced that they both had concussions because they had the same address and same birthdate, but weren't twins.

Oh, and my aunt burned-down part of a national forest by forgetting to put oil in her car.

And my friend of the 'driveway' story backed out of my driveway one night and instead of turning the wheel backed right into my neighbors truck, damaging two pannels (her car had tail fins!). She put her car into drive, pulled forward a bit, then went into reverse and hit the truck for a second time! She later said that she couldn't hear the collision because she had the music on too loud. That did not help her case.

I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Thursday, 7 August 2003 05:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't have any bad stories, but when I hired a Transit van to move house with, I was terrified about driving round the poky streets of SW London. After a while, though, I got the hang of it, and started to feel pre-tty cool in my black A-Team style machine. The moving went without a hitch, me zooming in and out of parked cars with gay abandon. So at about midnight, I make the final journey back to my parents house to drop the van off the next morning. I cockily sweep into their drive in the last manouevre I'll do - and forget that the van is a good 6 feet longer than anything I've driven previously. Result - one back wheel arch in tatters, one pissed off and embarrassed and soon-to-be-financially denuded Mark.

Mark C (Mark C), Thursday, 7 August 2003 07:00 (twenty-two years ago)

three years pass...
I was picking my nose and waving the contents at my younger sister, so I didn’t notice the car in front of me had stopped. BANG! She was late for work, so leapt out of the passenger seat and ran off. I wonder if it looked suspicious.

Hard like armour (Hard like armour), Monday, 11 September 2006 00:12 (nineteen years ago)

They give drivers licenses to third-graders where you live?

Danny Aioli (Rock Hardy), Monday, 11 September 2006 00:18 (nineteen years ago)

Heh heh, admittedly I was on my P's at the time. 8/17 - not much difference in maturity.

Hard like armour (Hard like armour), Monday, 11 September 2006 00:25 (nineteen years ago)


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