this is thread where i impatiently wait for mark s and suzy to email me back...

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i am an impatient compulsive!

― doom-e, Wednesday, 6 August 2003 18:24 (twenty-two years ago)

oh sigh. i feel like the fat girl in that highway to heaven episode...

― doom-e, Wednesday, 6 August 2003 18:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Just saw the Batsignal generated by Eudora. Will investigate.

― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 18:32 (twenty-two years ago)

No one liked that girl because she was fat.

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 18:35 (twenty-two years ago)

and they made her wear the bikini for non-fat popular teenage kicks.

― doom-e, Wednesday, 6 August 2003 18:36 (twenty-two years ago)

How did Michael Landon and Victor French teach the popular kids to be nice to her? I forget.

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 18:44 (twenty-two years ago)

that was a really sad episode. i forget but i found myself crying during highway to heaven. that was probably the most ridiculous thing i have EVER found myself doing. it was a heart strings tugger, fer sure.

― doom-e, Wednesday, 6 August 2003 18:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Michael Landon, bleurgh.

― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 18:51 (twenty-two years ago)

sigh. great hair. now i have to go back to finishing up a case that involves a botched abortion. what fun!

― doom-e, Wednesday, 6 August 2003 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

oops sorry i wz out doom-e and now it's the middle of the night

i'll email you tomorrow

― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 23:17 (twenty-two years ago)

When you do, Mark, can you tell the cunt to STOP STARTING POINTLESS THREADS ABOUT HIMSELF. Would you? Oh, and teach him how to use email. Or the phone. Or a fucking revolver pointed into his mouth. There's a dear.

― Mark C (Mark C), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 23:25 (twenty-two years ago)

haha.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 23:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Thanks Rich, I aim to please.

― Mark C (Mark C), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 23:32 (twenty-two years ago)

can people stop hating on doomie? it's really, really old.

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 23:33 (twenty-two years ago)

hahaha.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 23:40 (twenty-two years ago)

can people stop hating on doomie? it's really, really old.

Yeah, and stop hating on "real" indie too, you corny motherfuckers.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 23:42 (twenty-two years ago)

i am developing a facial tic

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 23:52 (twenty-two years ago)

i don't care, jim. bitterness can be for everyone, kids!

― doom-e, Thursday, 7 August 2003 04:46 (twenty-two years ago)

When you do, Mark, can you tell the cunt to STOP STARTING POINTLESS THREADS ABOUT HIMSELF.

Then wouldnt ilx shut down? God, you are a bald cunt.

― doom-e, Thursday, 7 August 2003 04:47 (twenty-two years ago)

but aren't some of your best friends bald?

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 7 August 2003 04:53 (twenty-two years ago)

but they arent boring cunts. difference.

― doom-e, Thursday, 7 August 2003 04:53 (twenty-two years ago)

and they arent cowards who talk hater crap about me on a board. don't you have anything better to do, cunt? i think you are a joke. why don't you come out with mark s and suzy and my good self and say those things to me, not just on the internet? yeah, that's what i thought so, cunt. you are mediocre and dime-a-dozen bullshit in london.

― doom-e, Thursday, 7 August 2003 04:57 (twenty-two years ago)

damn.

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 7 August 2003 04:58 (twenty-two years ago)

on a side note, do you want the actual original city life cd with majic on, or just a copy?

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 7 August 2003 04:58 (twenty-two years ago)

so, unless you book yourself in, on this appointment, shut yer cunting face because you will be, to me, what you always were, an ineffectual meandering go nowhere loud mobile talking about nothing balding cunt. and a joke.

jim, yes.

― doom-e, Thursday, 7 August 2003 05:00 (twenty-two years ago)

er, the copy? or the original?

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 7 August 2003 05:01 (twenty-two years ago)

a copy would be cool. send me yer address and i wll get you the tasha lee cd.

― doom-e, Thursday, 7 August 2003 05:02 (twenty-two years ago)

(which email addy are you using now?)

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 7 August 2003 05:03 (twenty-two years ago)

i gotta go to work but will email you.

― doom-e, Thursday, 7 August 2003 05:04 (twenty-two years ago)

so, boy in cords (what are you like, like mid-late thirties, stupuid cunt) ... unless you say that pointless shit (like yer life, pointless) to me, in person, you will be a joke. but england is wet like you, so i don't expect that to eveer happen.

― doom-e, Thursday, 7 August 2003 05:06 (twenty-two years ago)

oh yes, by the way, i'm living my dream, cunt, and i hope that really bothers you.

― doom-e, Thursday, 7 August 2003 05:07 (twenty-two years ago)

i've got my book deal sorting itself out, i write for three papers, i help reissue lost classics, i've met everyone that i wanted to meet and my last web piece, the count was 200,000 people had read it. i'm influence popular culture which is what i always wanted to do. and guess what cunt? i've only been in london for a year and a half. the work is just beginning.

― doom-e, Thursday, 7 August 2003 05:17 (twenty-two years ago)

and i've only really to started to *try* the last year. god, that must burn, eh? considering i'm an ex-drug addicted trailer trash welfare raised piece of scum.

― doom-e, Thursday, 7 August 2003 05:23 (twenty-two years ago)

― nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Thursday, 7 August 2003 05:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Doomie, why would I choose to go out with someone I simply don't like? Though you'll be pleased to hear that I deciphered that yes, you've got a pity date with mark s! Well done!

And Jim, sorry not to be fashionable. I wish I'd hated Doomie when it was cool.

― Mark C (Mark C), Thursday, 7 August 2003 06:50 (twenty-two years ago)

some things never go out of style mark

― nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Thursday, 7 August 2003 06:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I am very, very impressed w/his rehabilitation

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 7 August 2003 06:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe it's just a relapse

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 7 August 2003 06:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Doomie, why would I choose to go out with someone I simply don't like? Though you'll be pleased to hear that I deciphered that yes, you've got a pity date with mark s! Well done!
And Jim, sorry not to be fashionable. I wish I'd hated Doomie when it was cool.

That's what yer words are worth to me. Absolutely fucking all. But if you actually wanted to say those things to me, face to face, meet me at the Nottinghill Arts Club, Wednesday @ around 11 pm. I will put you on the guest list under yer email. It would be interesting, if you actually had the courage of yer convictions. I do. Which, as I have guessed, you do not. See, Mark C, the more you hate, the more I grow. Bahahaah!

James, word.

― doom-e, Thursday, 7 August 2003 07:08 (twenty-two years ago)

And Mark, one can only truly hate, if they actually had some sort of life force. You don't. So let's not mince words.

― doom-e, Thursday, 7 August 2003 07:10 (twenty-two years ago)

''I am very, very impressed w/his rehabilitation''

you're not the only one.

well this thread can be abt waiting for emails: so what's the longest time you had to wait for someone to reply to yr emails?

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Thursday, 7 August 2003 07:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I must have been insane or v. v. depressed to actually think the opinions of people who compulsively type on a message board, actually, matter. Christ. I do regret that.

― doom-e, Thursday, 7 August 2003 07:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I got a reply from 1998 the other day, does that count, Julio?

― Mark C (Mark C), Thursday, 7 August 2003 07:19 (twenty-two years ago)

It's because you don't mean shit, Mark. You're a balding cunt. And a joke. Apparently.

Who cares about a sad twat who writes on a message board anyway?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 7 August 2003 07:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I've waited many months for an e-mail response but then I have also waited many months to respond to an e-mail

― nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Thursday, 7 August 2003 07:28 (twenty-two years ago)

persona non gratis

― doom-e, Thursday, 7 August 2003 07:40 (twenty-two years ago)

mark c i like doom-e AND i like you

so therefore i blame the heat :(

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 7 August 2003 08:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Me and you, face to face, in the... Notting Hill Arts Club, Wednesday @ around 11 pm.

I give this thread a fun factor of 10!

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 7 August 2003 08:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Mark C = bang out of order, plus what Sinkah said.

Doomie, you both have friends here, so it's better not to take fite bait.

(woowoo deaf disco, woowoo)

― suzy (suzy), Thursday, 7 August 2003 09:04 (twenty-two years ago)

more memes

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 7 August 2003 09:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Skipping 18 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

spending the night at old teachers houses?

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 7 August 2003 12:32 (twenty-two years ago)

nah. i just don't like very many people so why would i invite anybody and everybody when i do go out?

I guess what mark c. was wondering, then, was why you were advertising here instead of just sending e-mails/making phonecalls, etc., like usual.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 7 August 2003 13:36 (twenty-two years ago)

because Mark S checks ilx more than he does email.

― doom-e cool kid of death, Thursday, 7 August 2003 13:37 (twenty-two years ago)

and he never responded to the original email. so i 'outed' him to bust his arse and respond. and suzy as well.

ps. tell a lie, am actually doing incredibly arty edgy things this weekend with a group of people starting at the ICA, a little bar in Soho and on Sunday, the Tate.

― doom-e cool kid of death, Thursday, 7 August 2003 13:41 (twenty-two years ago)

and it was that urgent.

you're an impatient compulsive! mark c. should give you a break.

mark c. is of the opinion that this thread was unnecessary and something else! you should insult him a lot. like, TONS.

[crosspost]

etc.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 7 August 2003 13:43 (twenty-two years ago)

your self-appointed "conscience of ILx" stance is getting tiresome

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 7 August 2003 13:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes but the can of hatred opened up on Mark C was pretty tiresome also wouldn't you say?

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 7 August 2003 13:59 (twenty-two years ago)

jim, if that is what makes him happy?

ps. i'm going to send out your tasha cd on saturday. ONLY then will i request and send my address for the majic. do you think i can perhaps get a copy of the tn singles in exchange for world of twist's lost album?

― doom-e cool kid of death, Thursday, 7 August 2003 14:00 (twenty-two years ago)

why absolutely. which singles are you after? i've got a CD promo of the first two and the rest would be off vinyl

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 7 August 2003 14:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Matt - it's not just on this thread

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 7 August 2003 14:02 (twenty-two years ago)

i've got the promos of the first one. got to keep the wot secret secret hush hush, though. cause i think a certain company is putting it out. do you think you can do the tn singles to cdr?

― doom-e cool kid of death, Thursday, 7 August 2003 14:03 (twenty-two years ago)

i wonder if esoj would like doomie so much if they didn't like the same crap.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 7 August 2003 14:06 (twenty-two years ago)

doom-e: yes

strongo: i still like you despite your music taste

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 7 August 2003 14:09 (twenty-two years ago)

they both like me!! :(

(except maybe esoj doesn't like me, i don't know)

my tea-guests are all late!!

"slowly francesca's jellies turned back to water, but still no one arrived. she pulled a cracker by herself and put on a hat and blew a party whistle but somehow it didn't seem the same... "

(luckily later in the book francesca gets her friend pinny pricklepin to deliver the invites to her party by hand and all is well: ,oral => never trust snailmail)

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 7 August 2003 14:13 (twenty-two years ago)

your self-appointed "conscience of ILx" stance

???

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 7 August 2003 14:14 (twenty-two years ago)

oh come on, what was all that badgering of oops earlier all about then?

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 7 August 2003 14:14 (twenty-two years ago)

jess, you don't like me. i don't really think about you or your musicial tastes. i like mark s and jim. jim, i've talk to alot out of ilx and met up on other message boards and i just like mark s. it's the way of the world.

― doom-e, Thursday, 7 August 2003 14:15 (twenty-two years ago)

esoj, that was just nonsense. like, one person hinted that he might be condoning driving whilst high. quite a few times, if anyone even hints at something like that, people will gang up on them. so I said he HAD said it was fine and that a lot of worse things were fine, too, when he obviously had not.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 7 August 2003 14:19 (twenty-two years ago)

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 7 August 2003 14:20 (twenty-two years ago)

'i'm influence popular culture '

I'm be wonder who to blame for that.

― rar, Thursday, 7 August 2003 14:20 (twenty-two years ago)

blame northside

< /nme c. 1990ish>

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 7 August 2003 14:21 (twenty-two years ago)

basically, really, fellows, isnt it obvious, or do you want to burn me at the stake again? i don't mind. my plans have been set: what happens is that plans are underway for suzy and mark s. esoj and i are trading valuable and unreleased cdrs.l all within the same thread. by doing some, or having a 'party line' i was able to be super efficient and watch my weak haterz also play.

so, i have basically, set out what i wanted to accomplish which was:

1. make plans for suzy and mark s;
2. send the tasha lee cd to jim.

the rest is, well, up to you. bye bye!

― doom-e cool kid of death, Thursday, 7 August 2003 14:21 (twenty-two years ago)

i think i shall call myself "pinny pricklepin" from now on, it's almost as good as "strongo hulkington"

― pinny pricklepin (mark s), Thursday, 7 August 2003 14:22 (twenty-two years ago)

almost but not quite

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 7 August 2003 14:23 (twenty-two years ago)

almost but not quite one thread.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 7 August 2003 14:26 (twenty-two years ago)

burn at the stake oh god when a body meets a body coming through the ridiculous self delusional phase

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 7 August 2003 14:27 (twenty-two years ago)

No, there was another thread nearly identical to this one, wasn't there?

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 7 August 2003 14:28 (twenty-two years ago)

which reminds me, it's half past one in the morning and i'm going to bleedin' bed

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 7 August 2003 14:28 (twenty-two years ago)

my typing is rubbish on this message board, maybe rubbish in general, i have to stop typing when i'm on the phone talking to sales people. it's the only sound i can give, to let them listen in, so they think i am taking down all their valuable information.

so sorry.

― doom-e cool kid of death, Thursday, 7 August 2003 14:30 (twenty-two years ago)

that is about the only thing i wanted to apologise for.

― doom-e cool kid of death, Thursday, 7 August 2003 14:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I like mark's new emoticon:

: ,oral =>

I think it surprisingly like him irl. Esp the jazz beard.

― Tim (Tim), Thursday, 7 August 2003 15:10 (twenty-two years ago)

basically, really, fellows, isnt it obvious, or do you want to burn me at the stake again?

Oddly enough, I don't (yet), but I've often wondered why Suzy or Mark S or ANYONE who has met you in real life and dealt with you who also posts on this board can never seem to explain what they see in you. And I've asked Suzy and Mark et al that before and never had an answer, so what, is it some sort of secret thing we're not supposed to know about?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 7 August 2003 15:18 (twenty-two years ago)

doom-e is Arnold Schwarzenegger

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 7 August 2003 22:43 (twenty-two years ago)

it explains everything

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 7 August 2003 22:48 (twenty-two years ago)

his grammar?

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 7 August 2003 22:50 (twenty-two years ago)

it explains batman and robin

― nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Thursday, 7 August 2003 22:52 (twenty-two years ago)

''Oddly enough, I don't (yet), but I've often wondered why Suzy or Mark S or ANYONE who has met you in real life and dealt with you who also posts on this board can never seem to explain what they see in you.''

he is a really funny guy and v good company. But maybe those same qualities that make him funny and so on in person make him irritating on the boards too to ppl who haven't met him.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 8 August 2003 06:27 (twenty-two years ago)

So let me get this right, Julio. In person it's funny and so on when someone says:

"God, you are a bald cunt."

"...they arent cowards who talk hater crap about me on a board. don't you have anything better to do, cunt? i think you are a joke. why don't you come out with mark s and suzy and my good self and say those things to me, not just on the internet? yeah, that's what i thought so, cunt. you are mediocre and dime-a-dozen bullshit in london."

"so, unless you book yourself in, on this appointment, shut yer cunting face because you will be, to me, what you always were, an ineffectual meandering go nowhere loud mobile talking about nothing balding cunt. and a joke."

"oh yes, by the way, i'm living my dream, cunt, and i hope that really bothers you."

"i've got my book deal sorting itself out, i write for three papers, i help reissue lost classics, i've met everyone that i wanted to meet and my last web piece, the count was 200,000 people had read it. i'm influence popular culture which is what i always wanted to do. and guess what cunt? i've only been in london for a year and a half. the work is just beginning."

"and i've only really to started to *try* the last year. god, that must burn, eh? considering i'm an ex-drug addicted trailer trash welfare raised piece of scum."

"And Mark, one can only truly hate, if they actually had some sort of life force. You don't. So let's not mince words."

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 8 August 2003 14:19 (twenty-two years ago)

lets dismiss doomie's "cowards" comments bearing in mind he's not adverse to psycho physical threats on posters offboard.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 8 August 2003 14:22 (twenty-two years ago)

To be honest I'd quite like Doomie to visit NZ.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 8 August 2003 14:26 (twenty-two years ago)

one can only truly hate, if they actually had some sort of life force.

poetry!

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 8 August 2003 14:32 (twenty-two years ago)

No, Rich, "i'm living my dream, cunt, and i hope that really bothers you" is poetry.

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 8 August 2003 14:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I think it's a bit rude actually, everyone knows Mark C's a bit uptight about being dead

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 8 August 2003 14:34 (twenty-two years ago)

but i'm living my dream, cunt, and i hope that really bothers you. has no superfluous commas or changes of tense. I guess it's just not edgy enough.

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 8 August 2003 14:37 (twenty-two years ago)

he is a really funny guy and v good company

Aw, I'm touched.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 8 August 2003 14:41 (twenty-two years ago)

not salingeresque.

you can break your crazy neck cunt.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 8 August 2003 14:42 (twenty-two years ago)

ned- I'm not really defending doomie but you asked 'what they see' in doomie. I don't actually know abt that but I'm saying that yes, he was ok in real person.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 8 August 2003 16:18 (twenty-two years ago)

six months pass...

So what happened next? Did Doomie and Mark C. ride off into the sunset?

― thread revivalist, Wednesday, 3 March 2004 16:03 (twenty-one years ago)

five months pass...

Hi dere!

― Mark C, Tuesday, 3 August 2004 19:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Now I'm waiting for Suzy to email me back and say "Calm down, dear, it's just a Ganglion!" or "It's NOHT a tuuuuuu-moouuuurrrrr" or some such thing. ;-)

― Super-Masonic Black Hole (kate), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 10:06 (twenty-one years ago)

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