The Olympics: Search and Destroy

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favorite events? national anthems? decisions by the east german judges? please, tell all.

maura, Sunday, 23 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I wuv the Olympics, particularly the Sydney games which were on at such a time that you could only see them i) after you got back from the pub, ii) waking blearily the next morning. These are the neccessary conditions for appreciation of diving, skeet shooting, and weightlifting.

Search: all the sports you don't normally see (eg the above)

Destroy: the 100m. Yes it is the supreme and most pure measure of athletic ability. It also lasts under ten seconds = boresville for the viewer, all build-up for no good action. You can't get any idea of the flow of an event or individual strategy in that time, which are the good things about sports. The distance track events are loads better.

Tom, Sunday, 23 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Rulon Garndner is hot, hot, hot!

Michael Daddino, Sunday, 23 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Also all winter sports are rubbish, great theme tune of Ski Sunday notwithstanding.

Tom, Sunday, 23 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

(tho downhill slalom chiXoR in bodytight swirly rubberwear = rowr)

mark s, Sunday, 23 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Why Mark, you enjoyable perv you.

Olympics = roolz. I am a track/field buff myself, along with cycling and soccer, yay. For winter stuff, Ally and I both have figure skating on the BRANE. We have long since concluded that Candeloro should have been the gold medalist throughout the nineties.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 23 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

(downhill slalom = possibly redundant phrase, since the uphill ones are not yet approved as olympic sports for some reason)

mark s, Sunday, 23 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

All winter sports crap? No, not when you consider the pervy wonderfuless of LUGE. A bunch of us built one from hilltop to frozen Minnesota lake when the Olympics were at Lake Placid, as an homage - and used it. So imagine all these 11-year-old girls pretending to be lugers and not realising why it was such a great big turn-on.

suzy, Sunday, 23 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Suzy surely you are the only 11-yr-old-girl anywhere EVAH to have taken part in a big old snowslide as an HOMMAGE!!

mark s, Sunday, 23 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Eh, I think I could probably out-perv anyone when it comes to Olympic fetishism.

Search: short-haired men with tight butts and thick legs wearing singlets or shorts. Underdog wins from folks in the Third World. Cool additions to city infrastructure. Marathons. Those symbols for each sport Lance Wyman designed back in '68.

Destroy: the continuing exploitation of a near-catatonic Muhammad Ali. Terrorism (Munich, Atlanta). The mindless jingo triumphalism of the '84 LA Summer Olympics. Collector pins. Official Sponsordom. Several decades worth of steroid abuse (sometimes inflicted on unwitting atheletes).

Michael Daddino, Sunday, 23 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh Mike, you missed out on the best bit of all, namely the Chinese male diving squad in 1988. I remember thinking, "Damn, those guys look good," and three years later my roommate Steve confessed he was in immediate and open lust with all of them when he saw the broadcasts.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 23 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I hate the Olympics as much as I hate Wimbledon, if we all remember that thread. ooh, I'm really impressed, someone can jump, like, really far etc etc.

DG, Sunday, 23 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The only thing i hate more than the the american coverage of celebrities and court cases is the coverage of the olympics. It is so rediculous, sacharine, and biased, that i find myself losing interest in the sports and just becoming pale faced with horror as they do another gut wrenching biography on a 14 year old gymnast with frizzy bangs and an overbearing mother.

Timothy, Sunday, 23 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Olga Korbut was quite a foxy little fuckbucket. At least her coach thought so.

dave q, Monday, 24 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I hate the Olympics. It's the epitome of boredom. Still, there are some things to search.

- 1968 Olympics. Black Panther salute, one of the great iconic moments of the 20th century.

- 1962, for inventing Adidas Italia and Roma :)

The only sport I really like is ice-hockey. Especially when the Czech team play some decent games.

Destroy: Olympic footie. Somehow it really sucks.

Omar, Monday, 24 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Summer Olympics: search track and field, absolutely. The one series of sports I was halfway decent at? OF COURSE that's got to stick around! Also, the diving competitions rock.

Winter Olympics: Figure skating was much more entertaining with the looney French folk (Candeloro, Bonaly), but there are still a couple out there who are fun to watch. All the skiing events are godlike, as are bobsled and luge.

Dan Perry, Monday, 24 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Um, I may be being naive, but what's pervey about Luge? That is the one where you jump into a sledge thingie and slide down those strange slippery slope things? Uh? I don't get it?

Sarah, Monday, 24 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Apparently Omar thinks the Olympics happen every six years...

Search: Alexei Nemov and CURLING, THE BEST WINTER SPORT EVAH! If you haven't got the broom out and curled with a saucepan on the kitchen floor, you haven't lived.

Destroy: Non-measurable events. Synchronised swimming? Ice dancing? Not thank you. If you can't count points or use a tape measure or a stopwatch, it ain't a sport. But keep the gymnastics so I can look at Sexy Alexei.

Madchen, Monday, 24 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Aargh Roma 1960 of course. The shame. Dan reminded me that skiing events are indeed the shit.

Omar, Tuesday, 25 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

SUZY DAMMIT TELL ME WHY IT IS PERVEY!

Sarah, Tuesday, 25 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Good book about the Olympics and all inherent corruption=The Lords of the Rings. The name of the author escapes me and theres no way I'm going downstairs to check either.

Ronan, Tuesday, 25 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Apparently they've filmed that.

Sam, Tuesday, 25 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Zola Budd is played by Haley Joel Osment.

Sam, Tuesday, 25 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Resembles a condom. Okaaaay.

Sarah, Tuesday, 25 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Sarah: Imagine being on a sled zooming down a hill that bumps, jostles, and vibrates against your pelvic region. That's luging.

Dan Perry, Tuesday, 25 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

two years pass...
And with that as a last message to rebound from:

Seven months to go! The most exciting thing may be whether they can finish everything on time.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 22 January 2004 02:44 (twenty-one years ago)

HOORAY! I LOVE minor sports! (Tho' admittedly the Commonwealth Games wipes the floor with yer 'lympics for TSOT)

Matt (Matt), Thursday, 22 January 2004 02:49 (twenty-one years ago)

eight years pass...

http://i46.tinypic.com/b6f3t2.png

phuturephase, Monday, 7 May 2012 21:21 (thirteen years ago)

one month passes...

anyone excited about this total bollocks?

Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Thursday, 28 June 2012 12:11 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/18624174

No Beckham in the GB team.

Mark G, Thursday, 28 June 2012 12:24 (thirteen years ago)

eleven years pass...

I was today years old when I learned that the Summer Olympics used to have painting, sculpture, architecture, literature and music as full medal-award categories
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Art_competitions_at_the_Summer_Olympics
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/arts-culture/when-the-olympics-gave-out-medals-for-art-6878965/

Elvis Telecom, Friday, 17 November 2023 06:13 (two years ago)

Lol, same.

Shifty Henry’s Swing Club (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 17 November 2023 07:04 (two years ago)

For me the Olympics will always and forever be about the track and field events. The extreme simplicity of the events ensures that they are a very direct measure of the individual athlete's ability set against their competitors. The continuity of events and records over the past 120 years allows relatively accurate comparisons across time. Plus there's something timeless about proving who can run fastest, jump highest, or throw furthest.

(smdh over the sharp turn toward lusting over various athletes during this thread's initial run in 2001)

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 17 November 2023 18:12 (two years ago)

one year passes...

What's the point?

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/apr/26/dirtiest-race-in-olympic-history-womens-1500m-london-2012

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 26 April 2025 16:14 (eight months ago)


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