Does anyone remember the slogan for these delightful little blocks of fun?
― Ian Johnson (elmo oxygen), Thursday, 7 August 2003 02:26 (twenty-two years ago)
"the ones out of quality street that
no one likes repackaged as something else"
― piscesboy, Thursday, 7 August 2003 11:09 (twenty-two years ago)
"It will destroy your anus"
Seriously though, I think it was just "The Chocolate Chew".
― Chriddof (Chriddof), Thursday, 7 August 2003 11:20 (twenty-two years ago)
I just remember those fucking commercials with the old lady giving the riesen to the little boy and then him being an adult and still going to get riesen from the old lady who is somehow still alive. Get a life.
― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 7 August 2003 11:22 (twenty-two years ago)
All that chocolate and all that chew
Its ??????? for you the Reisen chocolate chew
― Davel, Thursday, 7 August 2003 11:22 (twenty-two years ago)
Went something like this didn't it...
I don't wanna holiday in the sun
I wanna go to the new Belsen
I wanna see some history
'cause now I got a reasonable economy
Oh now I got a Riesen...
and I'm still waiting
Now I got a Riesen
to be waiting
the Berlin wall
In sensurround sound in a two inch wall
well I was waiting for the communist call
I didn't ask for sunshine
and I got world war three
I'm looking over the wall
and they're looking at me
Oh now I got a Riesen...
and I'm still waiting
Now I got a Riesen
to be waiting
the Berlin wall
They're staring all night
and they're staring all day.
I had no Riesen to be here at all.
But now I got a Riesen, if's no real Riesen
And I'm waiting at Berlin wall
I gotta go over the Berlin wall.
I don't understand it...
Claostrophobia there's too much paranoia
there's too many closets
I went in before
And now I got a Riesen
it's no real Riesen to be waiting
the Berlin wall
I gotta go over the wall,
I don't understand this bit at all...
Please don't be waiting for me.
― Alex K (Alex K), Thursday, 7 August 2003 11:25 (twenty-two years ago)
seven months pass...
I do believe the jingle was; "There's always a reason for Reisen Chocolte Chew!!" grrrrr soddin anoying.
― Chesty LaRue, Sunday, 4 April 2004 10:49 (twenty-one years ago)
Ah yes, but Riesens are num num tasty! Dark chocolate + chewy toffee = snacktime heaven!
― Johnney B, Sunday, 4 April 2004 11:27 (twenty-one years ago)
one month passes...
'Fun for you the Riesen chocolate chew! There's always a reason to care about you, and always a reason for the chocolate chew' I'll never forget that advert! Those guys sure knew how to big up a chocolate snack!
― Ed C, Thursday, 27 May 2004 10:23 (twenty-one years ago)
these fuckers are like little round discs of tar that rip your teeth out.
― Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Thursday, 27 May 2004 11:09 (twenty-one years ago)
Exactly! That's why we love 'em. However I'm trying to give up chocolate.
― Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 27 May 2004 11:11 (twenty-one years ago)